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Clips from ALF - Going Out of My Head Over You (S01E01)

"Can you make this fast?"
ALF
"I'm in the middle of drying fish."
ALF
"Alf, we have..."
ALF
"Don't tell me you're serving lucky for dinner."
ALF
"Because if you are..."
ALF
"I want to rent a tux."
ALF
"No, alf, we're having a guest over."
ALF
"Oh, i get it."
ALF
"I have to stay hidden all evening."
ALF
"No, actually, the guest is coming here..."
ALF
"To see you."
ALF
"Uh-Huh. I see."
ALF
"Oh, sure."
ALF
"You never let anyone see me before and..."
ALF
"Suddenly you invite someone over."
ALF
"It's obvious what's happening."
ALF
"This guy's from the alien task force!"
ALF
"You people are turning me in!"
ALF
"Oh, alf, no, the man's an old friend of mine."
ALF
"He's a psychologist."
ALF
"I assure you, you have nothing to worry about."
ALF
"Okay, let's eat."
ALF
"No, no, i want to wait..."
ALF
"Until larry gets here."
ALF
"Well, is this guy always late?"
ALF
"No, he'll be here. He'll be here any minute."
ALF
"You'll have to chew with your mouth closed."
ALF
"All right. But on my planet..."
ALF
"That's considered very rude."
ALF
"People think you're hiding something."
ALF
"Alf, um, do you know..."
ALF
"What a psychologist is?"
ALF
"Sure. I know all about psychology."
ALF
"I used to watch the old "bob newhart show.""
ALF
"So, why is this guy, larry, coming over?"
ALF
"He, he's going to observe things."
ALF
"Observe things? Like what?"
ALF
"Like how the family, how--"
ALF
"How the family interacts,"
ALF
"How we get along together."
ALF
"Oh, what's he going to do?"
ALF
"Put me under a microscope?"
ALF
"Analyze everything i say?"
ALF
"Ask me questions about my childhood?"
ALF
"Oh, no!"
ALF
"Right, right, calm, calm."
ALF
"I'm calm."
ALF
"Yeah, yeah, larry's not going to think..."
ALF
"Hi, larry."
ALF
"Hi, willie. How are you?"
ALF
"Hey, you're looking great!"
ALF
"Hi, kate."
ALF
"Oh, my god!"
ALF
"Hiya, larry."
ALF
"Well, everything looks lovely, kate."
ALF
"You've outdone yourself, again."
ALF
"Thank you."
ALF
"Excuse me, but, can someone please pass me..."
ALF
"The white boiled potatoes?"
ALF
"Did alf say, "pass"?"
ALF
"Come on, larry, chow down."
ALF
"Alf loves to chow down."
ALF
"I have a healthy appetite."
ALF
"Nothing wrong with that, is there?"
ALF
"No."
ALF
"See, willie?"
ALF
"I didn't say anything was wrong."
ALF
"I was just making a comment."
ALF
"People don't just make comments."
ALF
"They mean things by them."
ALF
"Right, larry?"
ALF
"[ Burrrrpppp ]"
ALF
"That's not something one does at the dinner table."
ALF
"I'm sorry, larry."
ALF
"Where are my manners?"
ALF
"You don't have any manners."
ALF
"Well, you know, in some countries..."
ALF
"It's considered a compliment..."
ALF
"If you burp after eating."
ALF
"Sometimes alf can be very, very complimentary."
ALF
"So, larry, what do you think about..."
ALF
"This nicaragua thing?"
ALF
"Alf, why are you talking about nicaragua?"
ALF
"We always discuss politics at the table."
ALF
"We never discuss politics at the dinner table."
ALF
"I'm sorry larry, this is really--"
ALF
"This is not at all the way alf normally behaves."
ALF
"Oh, how do i behave?"
ALF
"Well, generally, you do disgusting, gross things."
ALF
"Do something disgusting."
ALF
"Yeah, make milk come through your nose."
ALF
"Would you like some more potatoes?"
ALF
"He doesn't care about potatoes."
ALF
"Show him the vomit."
ALF
"Willie, please."
ALF
"Honestly, larry, it isn't always quite like this."
ALF
"I have an exercise that might work, guys."
ALF
"It's called role reversal."
ALF
"That sounds like a good idea."
ALF
"Oh, i, i don't think so."
ALF
"Afraid of a little personal growth, perhaps?"
ALF
"I'm not afraid. I just--"
ALF
"I think it's silly."
ALF
"Come on, give it a try."
ALF
"Larry knows what he's doing."
ALF
"Come on, dad,"
ALF
"Alf does a great impression of you."
ALF
"Oh, all right."
ALF
"We wouldn't want to miss that!"
ALF
"Let's act like we would at the table."
ALF
"Food, food, give me more food."
ALF
"I haven't had a meal in, oh, half an hour."
ALF
"Ha!"
ALF
"Oh, no, alf. No. No."
ALF
"You already ate last month."
ALF
"No, no."
ALF
"Willie, you're doing fine."
ALF
"Keep going."
ALF
"All right."
ALF
"[ Burrrppp ]"
ALF
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