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Clips from ALF - Going Out of My Head Over You (S01E01)

"I've finished my meal."
ALF
"I guess i'll watch tv, while..."
ALF
"Everybody else does the dishes."
ALF
"I think we watch enough tv in this house."
ALF
"We should do something more stimulating."
ALF
"I know, let's conjugate verbs."
ALF
"No, how about,"
ALF
"Oh, no, no. That would be wrong."
ALF
"Wro-- Wrong."
ALF
"All right, then,"
ALF
"How about if we, um,"
ALF
"How about if we eat the cat, then?"
ALF
"How ya doin', lucky?"
ALF
"Sorry. Household rule #856,"
ALF
"Subsection d, paragraph 2:"
ALF
"We do not eat the cat."
ALF
"Rules, sch-Mules. I hate rules."
ALF
"I like, i like anarchy."
ALF
"Well, i don't believe in anarchy."
ALF
"Oh, look, look how late it's getting."
ALF
"And i still have to lay out my clothes..."
ALF
"For the rest of the year."
ALF
"That's it. This isn't helping."
ALF
"I quit."
ALF
"I win."
ALF
"Alf, there are no winners in this thing."
ALF
"Well, i was ahead on points."
ALF
"That's not true."
ALF
"Well, i think i've heard enough."
ALF
"You guys obviously don't get along, okay?"
ALF
"I think, ah, alf should move out."
ALF
"Move out?"
ALF
"Move out?"
ALF
"What does he mean, move out?"
ALF
"Alf should get a place of his own?"
ALF
"Tha-- That's crazy."
ALF
"Do you know what rents are?"
ALF
"What am i talking about?"
ALF
"You can move in with me."
ALF
"I've got an extra room."
ALF
"Alf, you're not going anywhere."
ALF
"Why not."
ALF
"Because, people would find him out."
ALF
"Why do you care?"
ALF
"Well, of course i care."
ALF
"I always did."
ALF
"I, i just think that sometimes..."
ALF
"That alf doesn't care a heck of a lot about me."
ALF
"Not care?"
ALF
"Not care about the guy who's protected me and..."
ALF
"All these months?"
ALF
"You appreciated all of that?"
ALF
"Of course, i appreciate it."
ALF
"Hey, if you've got a problem,"
ALF
"Let's talk."
ALF
"I mean, if fake vomit's not your cup of tea,"
ALF
"I'll lose it."
ALF
"I'd appreciate that."
ALF
"And, uh, in return, i'll, uh,"
ALF
"I'll really try to be..."
ALF
"More flexible."
ALF
"Hey, see what a little communication can do?"
ALF
"Well, i think..."
ALF
"We've all become a little closer here."
ALF
"We should toast this occasion."
ALF
"That's a good idea."
ALF
"Now, come on, dad, make a toast."
ALF
"Well, uh,"
ALF
"All right,"
ALF
"To, to, uh--"
ALF
"Communication."
ALF
"Communication."
ALF
"And to, uh, dribble glasses."
ALF
"Ha!"
ALF
"Oh, hi, alf."
ALF
"Hi, willie."
ALF
"Night, alf."
ALF
"Closed-Captioned by captions, inc., los angeles"
ALF
"Copyrighted by alien productions. All rights reserved."
ALF
"Tell him the basement's flooded."
ALF
"What?"
ALF
"What? What? What?"
ALF
"I don't think jogging is the answer."
ALF
"You know, tacks on the floor,"
ALF
"Hey, what brings you to these parts, huh?"
ALF
"I have a creature from outer space..."
ALF
"Anyway, i want to meet this thing."
ALF
"Did alf say, "please"?"
ALF
"They're very tasty."
ALF
"Well, i don't want anything to happen to him."
ALF
"Aha, you do care what happens to alf."
ALF
"I'm trying to eat."
ALF
"I'm the crazy one."
ALF
"Jogging,"
ALF
"[ Doorbell rings ]"
ALF
"Go on, then, show him."
ALF
"Brian, don't encourage him."
ALF
"How about we just break things?"
ALF