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Clips from ALF - Going Out of My Head Over You (S01E01)

Mouth open,

"Mouth open,"

ALF

Drooling on the pillow.

"Drooling on the pillow."

ALF

I go into your bedroom at night...

"I go into your bedroom at night..."

ALF

And watch you and kate.

"And watch you and kate."

ALF

I don't like you doing that.

"I don't like you doing that."

ALF

Well, hey, you were watching me.

"Well, hey, you were watching me."

ALF

I couldn't sleep.

"I couldn't sleep."

ALF

I came out to get a glass of milk.

"I came out to get a glass of milk."

ALF

I heard you-- Aahh!

"I heard you-- Aahh!"

ALF

Oh, good, it works.

"Oh, good, it works."

ALF

Alf, there are tacks on the floor.

"Alf, there are tacks on the floor."

ALF

It's my alarm system.

"It's my alarm system."

ALF

In case a burglar shows up.

"In case a burglar shows up."

ALF

You know what's good for that?

"You know what's good for that?"

ALF

Jogging.

"Jogging."

ALF

You've been jogging?

"You've been jogging?"

ALF

Yeah. You can really see...

"Yeah. You can really see..."

ALF

You actually go outside,

"You actually go outside,"

ALF

In the street...

"In the street..."

ALF

I jog at night.

"I jog at night."

ALF

And i wear a dark headband.

"And i wear a dark headband."

ALF

Um, uh, i'm going to go back to bed...

"Um, uh, i'm going to go back to bed..."

ALF

And drool. Aahh!

"And drool. Aahh!"

ALF

No, i stepped on a tack.

"No, i stepped on a tack."

ALF

Do these things ever get to you?

"Do these things ever get to you?"

ALF

No, i, i usually wear slippers.

"No, i, i usually wear slippers."

ALF

I'm talking about the things that alf does.

"I'm talking about the things that alf does."

ALF

Hair on the couch,

"Hair on the couch,"

ALF

Squirting flowers,

"Squirting flowers,"

ALF

Fish in the dryer.

"Fish in the dryer."

ALF

He hasn't, yet.

"He hasn't, yet."

ALF

You know, you could talk to someone about alf.

"You know, you could talk to someone about alf."

ALF

I thought i was.

"I thought i was."

ALF

No, no, no. I mean,

"No, no, no. I mean,"

ALF

Someone outside the family,

"Someone outside the family,"

ALF

Somebody who's not so close to the thing.

"Somebody who's not so close to the thing."

ALF

But, that's just the point, kate.

"But, that's just the point, kate."

ALF

I can't tell anyone about alf.

"I can't tell anyone about alf."

ALF

How about larry? He's a psychologist.

"How about larry? He's a psychologist."

ALF

A psychologist? Kate--

"A psychologist? Kate--"

ALF

No, no, no. I mean, you can trust him.

"No, no, no. I mean, you can trust him."

ALF

He's not allowed to tell anyone.

"He's not allowed to tell anyone."

ALF

Oh, i don't know.

"Oh, i don't know."

ALF

I'll think about it.

"I'll think about it."

ALF

We gotta get some sleep.

"We gotta get some sleep."

ALF

And get a tetanus shot.

"And get a tetanus shot."

ALF

Oh, i'm sorry.

"Oh, i'm sorry."

ALF

I thought you guys would be asleep.

"I thought you guys would be asleep."

ALF

I guess it wouldn't hurt to give larry a call.

"I guess it wouldn't hurt to give larry a call."

ALF

Well, mr. O'hara, i'll see you next week, okay.

"Well, mr. O'hara, i'll see you next week, okay."

ALF

And, on your way home,

"And, on your way home,"

ALF

Keep telling yourself, over and over,

"Keep telling yourself, over and over,"

ALF

There's no such thing as a space creature.

"There's no such thing as a space creature."

ALF

Hi, willie.

"Hi, willie."

ALF

Hi, larry.

"Hi, larry."

ALF

I'm next.

"I'm next."

ALF

You still have 10 minutes before your session.

"You still have 10 minutes before your session."

ALF

Come on in.

"Come on in."

ALF

You mean, my time.

"You mean, my time."

ALF

Come on in.

"Come on in."

ALF

In 9 minutes, i'm coming in there.

"In 9 minutes, i'm coming in there."

ALF

Hey, willie.

"Hey, willie."

ALF

Whoa, what's that?

"Whoa, what's that?"

ALF

Nothing much.

"Nothing much."

ALF

I just happened to be in the neighborhood.

"I just happened to be in the neighborhood."

ALF

Gosh, i thought all psychologists had couches.

"Gosh, i thought all psychologists had couches."

ALF

Well, i used to have one, but...

"Well, i used to have one, but..."

ALF

I kept falling asleep on it.

"I kept falling asleep on it."

ALF

Well, i guess i, uh,

"Well, i guess i, uh,"

ALF

I guess i ought to be going.

"I guess i ought to be going."

ALF

No, why don't you wait outside.

"No, why don't you wait outside."

ALF

I'll finish this session and we'll have lunch.

"I'll finish this session and we'll have lunch."

ALF

Hey, willie, is everything all right?

"Hey, willie, is everything all right?"

ALF

Yeah.

"Yeah."

ALF

Anything on your mind?

"Anything on your mind?"

ALF

No, no.

"No, no."

ALF

No problems at home?

"No problems at home?"

ALF

No, no, just the usual,

"No, no, just the usual,"

ALF

Nothing major.

"Nothing major."

ALF

Living with me.

"Living with me."

ALF

Ha! Ha! Ha!

"Ha! Ha! Ha!"

ALF

Well, there's a lot of that going around.

"Well, there's a lot of that going around."

ALF

Sit down.

"Sit down."

ALF

This is alf.

"This is alf."

ALF

It's not really a--

"It's not really a--"

ALF

It's not a very good picture.

"It's not a very good picture."

ALF

I know i should be--

"I know i should be--"

ALF

I should really be thrilled...

"I should really be thrilled..."

ALF

Having someone as extraordinary as that...

"Having someone as extraordinary as that..."

ALF

Living with me, but,

"Living with me, but,"

ALF

Believe me,

"Believe me,"

ALF

It has its drawbacks.

"It has its drawbacks."

ALF

He's got some wonderful qualities,

"He's got some wonderful qualities,"

ALF

I admit that, but...

"I admit that, but..."

ALF

He can be, well, irksome.

"He can be, well, irksome."

ALF

You know, one minute...

"You know, one minute..."

ALF

He's explaining the mysteries of the universe,

"He's explaining the mysteries of the universe,"

ALF

And the next minute he's putting fake vomit on my pillow.

"And the next minute he's putting fake vomit on my pillow."

ALF

I don't know anymore, larry.

"I don't know anymore, larry."

ALF

As a friend, what do you think?

"As a friend, what do you think?"

ALF

I think i want my couch back.

"I think i want my couch back."

ALF

Well, larry, there's really no need...

"Well, larry, there's really no need..."

ALF

For you to come over.

"For you to come over."

ALF

I'm a psychologist.

"I'm a psychologist."

ALF

All right, but...

"All right, but..."

ALF

Don't call him a thing.

"Don't call him a thing."

ALF

He's really very sensitive.

"He's really very sensitive."

ALF

You're talking about me, aren't you?

"You're talking about me, aren't you?"

ALF

No, we weren't.

"No, we weren't."

ALF

That figures.

"That figures."

ALF

Nobody ever talks about me, dr. Dysktra,

"Nobody ever talks about me, dr. Dysktra,"

ALF

Except me. And i have to pay you to listen to it.

"Except me. And i have to pay you to listen to it."

ALF

I think that alf will like larry.

"I think that alf will like larry."

ALF

Well, i bet, larry'll like alf.

"Well, i bet, larry'll like alf."

ALF

This isn't a blind date.

"This isn't a blind date."

ALF

Larry's coming over here to observe and...

"Larry's coming over here to observe and..."

ALF

To make suggestions about how we can...

"To make suggestions about how we can..."

ALF

Oh, look,

"Oh, look,"

ALF

Another fly in the ice cube.

"Another fly in the ice cube."

ALF

Alf's really getting his money's worth...

"Alf's really getting his money's worth..."

ALF

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