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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Fish Guts Displacement (S06E06)

"I took a cheek swab and had it cultured in the lab."
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"Oh?"
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"Have you developed any of the following symptoms?"
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"A growing nose,"
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"or perhaps a warm sensation in the trouser region?"
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"Also known as"
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"full-blown "liar, liar, pants on fire.""
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"But I really was sick at the beginning."
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"It's just been so nice having you take care of me."
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"It hurts that you would lie to me, Amy."
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"and a mutual admiration that skews in my favor."
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"I feel terrible I did this."
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"It pains me to say it,"
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"but I think some form of penalty is in order,"
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"In a perfect world, I'd lock you"
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"in a stockade in the public square."
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"That probably requires a permit."
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"to go to the opening of the next Star Trek movie."
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"Oh, that seems overly harsh."
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"You gave in to a hun weakness."
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"You know, it's a tad old-school,"
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"but my father was not one to spare the rod"
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"when my brother would sneak into his truck"
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"But it looks like you left me no choice."
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"That's true."
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"I've been a very bad girl."
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"That's what you're wearing?"
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"No good?"
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"The guy at the sporting goods store"
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"said these are what fishermen wear."
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"Wish I had known that before I posted"
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"all those pictures on Facebook."
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"I wouldn't mind shooting some ducks in the morning."
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"Wait, now we're shooting things?"
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"I like using a big shell."
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"Sir, I'm flattered"
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"that you invited me,"
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"I don't think this trip is the way to do it."
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"So, why'd you agree to come?"
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"I tried to back out, too."
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"You're a big, scary cop."
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"and your wife makes you do things,"
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"and she's only four feet tall."
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"So, what do we do now?"
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"Ah..."
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"There's an Indian casino near Palm Springs."
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"You know how to shoot craps?"
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"No, but I'm not a stranger to dice games."
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"Mazel tov."
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"Really?"
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"Thank you, sir."
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"(laughing): Oh, boy, we're just married"
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"to a couple of ballbusters, huh, Mike?"
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"That's my wife and daughter you're talking about."
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"Great couple of gals."
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"I wouldn't go that far."
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"Are you prepared to receive your punishment?"
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"Why?"
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"I don't want to disturb the people next door"
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"while you discipline me."
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"Very well, then."
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"Get over my knee. Let's begin."
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"Excuse me."
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"You're not supposed to be enjoying this."
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"Is anyone else troubled by the Spider-Man theme song?"
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"It's, like, your third favorite cartoon theme song."
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"It is, right behind"
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"♪ Do do-do do-do, Inspector Gadget... ♪"
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"...and ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪"
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"♪ Heroes in a half-shell"
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"However, the Spider-Man lyrics posit that"
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"Yeah, so?"
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"I can think of many things Spider-Man can't do"
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"One: crawl in your ear and die."
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"Two: legally leave Guatemala without a passport."
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"Can we change the subject?"
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"Spiders give me the jeebie-jeebies."
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"Oh."
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"Like Jaws 4, Indiana Jones 4, Daredevil 1."
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"Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous."
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"I mean, you know a movie's bad"
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"when my homegirl Sandy B. can't save it."
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"Penny's working tonight; I'm in."
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"with Bernadette and her parents."
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"Fun. We know how much you love that."
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"It's torture."
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"Especially with her dad."
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"We have nothing in common."
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"You know what I like to do when I'm forced to speak"
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"Thanks, Sheldon."
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"No, you can't use that one."
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"That's mine."
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"Uh, try this one for an ice-breaker."
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"Uh, despite popular lore, there is no place"
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"from which one can dig straight through the center of the earth"
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"and come up in China."
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"It's too good. Sorry."
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"What about you, Sheldon?"
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"Sadly, yes."
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"Amy's taking me to a memorial service."
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"It's for one of her colleagues"
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"is to casually remark that no matter how deep"
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"they dig his grave, he'll never make his way back to China."
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"That should lighten the mood."
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"♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪"
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"♪ The Earth began to cool"
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"♪ The Big Bang Theory 6x10 ♪ The Fish Guts Displacement Original Air Date on Decxember 6, 2012"
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"Amy. Amy."
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"(lower): Amy."
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"Hello, Sheldon."
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"but you can wear a bathrobe?"
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"I think I'm too sick to go to the funeral."
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"You're sick?"
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"You poor kid."
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"Well, see ya."
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"Me?"
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"No. No, I'm not that kind of doctor."
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"that when one of us is sick, the other must take care of them."
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"No, the intent behind that clause"
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"was to force you to take care of me when I'm ill."
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