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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Fish Guts Displacement (S06E06)

"Why would it trouble you?"
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"that a spider can."
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"I know, but that sounds anti-Semitic."
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"with those beneath my intellectual station?"
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"like the difference between Spider-Man and spiders."
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"I'll try that with my father-in-law."
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"in the continental United States, Alaska or Hawaii"
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"Actually, you can't have that one either."
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"I put the "fun" in funeral."
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"♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪"
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"Oh, right, funeral."
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"I'm not allowed to wear my Silver Surfer neck tie,"
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"Sheldon, aren't you gonna take care of me?"
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"I made a commitment in writing"
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"to comfort you in times like this."
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"Good."
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"(sighs)"
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"You ever really think about the Spider-Man theme song?"
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"How's that dinner coming?"
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"Here's another beer, honey."
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"Had no idea you were the chatty one."
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"Now, this may look like a Tic Tac..."
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"Y-You want to rub something on my chest?"
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"Maybe we should start with that."
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"(sighs): Oh."
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"Bless us, O Lord for these Thy gifts"
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"through Christ our Lord. Amen."
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"Oh, you like to fish?"
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"Give you guys a chance to get to know each other better."
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"Howie, I think you'd have fun."
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"Next weekend, we have that thing."
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"No, I cancelled that thing."
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"All right, it's settled."
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"I've never even been fishing."
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"Do you know how many beef Wellingtons I made by myself"
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"I'll give you a hint."
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"Raj is probably right."
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"Step one: worms."
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"It's right up there with "icky" and "get it away.""
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"Just jab a hook in his face."
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"That's great."
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"Rub my chest again."
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"I don't have a bath thermometer."
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"(quietly): Okay, okay, here's the deal."
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"Rubber cement."
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"I'll tell him."
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"SHELDON: Amy, would you be strong enough"
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"I'll tell him tomorrow."
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"Mama needs a bath."
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"What, never?"
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"The only father-son time he spent"
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"was spending my adolescence looking out the window"
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"down its throat, grab the guts and pull."
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"♪ Whoa, oh"
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"Taking a turn for the worst."
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"I'm surprised to hear that."
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"See, the other day, I was concerned"
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"I got the results back."
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"I thought our relationship was based on trust"
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"I could not be allowed"
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"and drink his driving whiskey."
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"Are you saying you want to spank me?"
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"Maybe in cartoons."
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"All right, let's hit the road."
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"You can't eat them afterwards,"
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"and I really want you to like me,"
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"but..."
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"And I can't return these things"
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"if there's chunks of duck all over them."
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"'Cause Bernadette made me."
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"Really? Your wife makes you do stuff?"
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"You're an astronaut,"
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"I was the Temple Beth-El Hebrew School Yahtzee champion."
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"Call me Mike."
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"Okay."
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"One second."
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"I want to put on some music."
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"Then maybe you should spank me harder."
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"How you liking retirement?"
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"It's fine."
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"(chuckles)"
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"I just put it in. It's gonna be a while."
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"I like rare chicken."
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"You could die."
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"Death by chicken. (chuckles)"
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"Thank you."
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"So, Mrs. Rostenkowski, you took that trip to the Grand Canyon."
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"How was it?"
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"It was good."
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"(thermometer beeps)"
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"102.2."
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"(coughs)"
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"Exactly what it was half an hour ago."
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"It's like you're not even trying to get better."
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"Well, not with that attitude."
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"I have to say, I'm finding your bedside manner a little lacking."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I just want you to get better as soon as possible."
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"And with that goal in mind, let me ask you a question."
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"Do you believe in the placebo effect?"
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"Of course I do."
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"There have been many studies proving its validity."
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"Great."
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"...but it is really a powerful medication specifically designed"
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"to cure your illness as well as freshen your breath."
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"Sheldon, this isn't helping."
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"Why don't you just let me get some rest."
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"How can you sleep?"
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"I still have to put a cold rag on your head,"
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"sing to you and apply VapoRub to your chest."
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"Yes."
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"All over it."
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"(coughs)"
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"Now you're being a responsible patient."
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"Now, you may notice some tingling."
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"Oh, I'm counting on it."
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"Okay, dig in."
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"Hold up."
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"which we are about to receive"
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"from Thy bounty"
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