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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - The Gang Finds a Dumpster Baby (S03E03)

"Mac, you gotta see this movie, dude."
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"What is the big deal, Dennis? What is the big deal? Are you nuts?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry. Maybe I would actually like to do some good in this world, make a difference."
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"You're not good at that. I can do good. No."
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"Holy shit. What?"
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"What the hell is it doing?"
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"What the hell is that? It's a baby we found in the trash."
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"Well, put it back. It doesn't belong to you."
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"Well, give it to the cops. Get it outta here. It's bad for business."
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"Oh, my God, dude. Are you still harpin' on that stupid global heating movie you saw?"
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"All right, stop! Clearly this is not the right environment for a child."
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"Men and women raising a child together is a proven system a thousand years old."
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"Sharing needles and contracting the H.I.V. Virus, and it's all your fault."
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"Is everything okay, Sage? Yeah. No, everything's fine."
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"Straightedge, mainline weekend warrior comin' down here..."
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"This isn't just a hobby for us."
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"So why don't you take your phony, suburban, halfassed bullshit..."
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"Dude, do you believe this thing, man? It's a..."
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"Already with this? I come home to a crying baby? I didn't do anything."
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"Would it kill you to go shopping once in a while? We're outta beer."
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"Oh, we are? No, we're not out of anything, Mac, 'cause you don't live here."
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"We're not gonna raise anything together. I said I would help hang on to this Dumpster baby..."
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"for a couple of days until we figure what to do with it. Really?"
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"My God, I can't... Charlie..."
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"Dude, it's not that. I'm thinkin' about something completely different."
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"The kind of shit I didn't think you could find in the trash, you know?"
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"And, uh, I'm just goin' nuts thinkin' about what else is out there."
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"They don't appreciate it. Ah, people don't appreciate their trash, Frank."
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"Let's go get the flashlights."
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"The narc is back. Mmm."
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"Hey, uh, Sage, I thought about what you said, and I think you were right, man."
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"doesn't mean you're devoted."
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"kind bud with me. What?"
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"Look at this. We wrap stuff in this. Look. We can wrap it all up."
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"Whoa! A sneaker. What size?"
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"Yeah. Screw the dump, man. It's right in your backyard, dude. Yeah. This is it."
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"Well, you already got one. Frank, use your head."
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"Oh, you gotta be kiddin' me. Huh? Oh, hello."
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"The girl who ruined my life by fallin' in love with my best friend..."
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"Yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on a second. What do you got in those?"
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"D... B. D.B."
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"I have an idea. I'm three steps ahead of ya."
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"We need to make Dumpster Baby a star. Exactly."
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"Nobody. Rich, famous... They have it all. The happiest people on earth."
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"There's an influx already."
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"Ayayay!"
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"For all we know, he is Mexican."
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"Trees are people too Save this tree"
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"So I'm thinkin', I would chain myself to that tree..."
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"Right. You're the one in charge. Right."
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"Right. Right."
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"Let's keep it moving. Let's drop it off at base camp."
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"Charlie, maybe we should get rid of some of this shit."
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"What'd you say, get rid of it? Yeah."
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"This here's our future, man. People are just throwin' this away. Get rid of it, dude?"
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"Ah, you're right, you're right, you're right."
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"Open your mouth."
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"All right. Let's use our heads. What are we gonna do?"
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"Where are you?"
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"Charlie, I'm really sorry that I banged your girlfriend."
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"But I know... I'm a hundred percent positive... that I am not your dad."
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"Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah."
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"because your mother was a giant whore."
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"Ah, you know what, dude? I don't believe you, Frank, all right?"
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"It's hard to take. Just... Oh, my God. You're a liar, man."
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"Girl, you gotta love your man"
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"Frank doesn't know the truth. I knew it."
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"All right. You didn't have an abortion, you just told him you did. I get that."
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"Sweetie, I had to keep it a secret from Frank."
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"Where's D. B? My door's open!"
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""Taked' baby. Meet at later bar, night or day sometime.""
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"also happens to be my half brother."
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"You threw your babies away! And you threw your swords away!"
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"Why are you so chipper? Well, I got punked out by this peace activist."
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"Nobody. Give us back our baby so we can paint it. Oh, you're gonna paint it, huh?"
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"And the abortion that you tried to make my mom have? Well, guess what, Frankie."
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"Holy shit. You guys kept the Ali Baba sword?"
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"www.tvsubtitles.net"
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"Really? I thought it was boring."
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"Boring? It's about the end of the world, Dee."
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"Inconvenient Truth is not about the end of the world."
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"I think it sounds cool. I'll check it out. It is. It's awesome."
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"Dude, come on. What the hell is that?"
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"What? Are you kidding me?"
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"It's like you see a movie, and now you're crazy about the environment."
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"You wanna do good? Yes. You can't do good."
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"I am capable of doing good. No, you just screw people over for your own benefit."
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"You guys are gonna be so angry when you look back and you see..."
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"that the world looks at Dennis Reynolds and says, "Dennis, you are a good person."
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"We gotta call somebody. Who?"
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"The police? The mother? I mean, think, Dee."
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"Somebody threw this baby in the trash. We can't just put it back into the system."
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"We live in a throwaway culture where everyone's just lookin' for the easy way out."
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"You don't wanna carry your Big Gulp anymore? Throw it in the street."
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"Don't wanna take care of your baby? Throw it in a Dumpster."
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"I just can't take it. Charlie, you're harpin' on it."
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"Well, I'm sorry. I'd like to know whether or not I share a bed with my father."
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"I'm tellin' you, I am not your father. Then take a stupid blood test."
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"I'm not takin' no blood test. It's so easy."
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"It's a little prick... Look, I've had enough of this. I'm not even gonna talk..."
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"We're not gonna put it back."
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"Oh, that's great, Frank. Pass the buck. Just passin'... Everybody passin' the buck."
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""Global warming," Charlie. Yeah. Right."
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"Like the earth is magically getting hotter."
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"I will take care of the Dumpster baby until we figure out what to do with it."
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"Dee, you're helping me. What? No, I'm not."
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"You see what's happening here? Do you see this?"
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"Family values in this country are going down the toilet, and it's because of people like you."
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"There are parental roles that need to be filled here, right?"
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"Otherwise, the kid winds up roaming the streets..."
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"having unprotected sex with multiple partners... Mm-hmm."
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"Are you happy, Dee? Is this what you wanted? You just gave this baby full-blown Al DS."
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"What the hell are these scrubs doing, dude? They're activists, Charlie."
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"Recycling. What a waste."
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"Uh, hey, man. Where can I get one of those recycle bags?"
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"Get lost, narc. Excuse me?"
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"What we're doing is completely legal, so why don't you just leave us alone?"
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"Oh. No, I'm not a cop, man. I just wanna help out."
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"Sure you do. I saw you pull up in that Range Rover."
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"I was just explaining to your friend that I... I want to help you guys out."
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