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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Pancake Batter Anomaly (S01E01)

"How can I ask them when I'm talking to you?"
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"Hello?"
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"Howard, it's Leonard. Code milky green."
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"- Dear Lord, not milky green. - Affirmative. With fever."
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"- Who's on the phone? - It's Leonard."
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"- Why is he calling? - Sheldon's sick."
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"Were you playing with him?"
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"For God's sake, Ma, I'm 26 years old."
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"Excuse me, Mr. Grownup."
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"- What do you want for breakfast? - Chocolate milk and Eggos, please."
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"- Howard, listen to me. - Hang on. Call waiting."
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"- No, don't-- Don't-- - Hello?"
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"Howard's sleeping. This is his mother."
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"Why are you calling at this ungodly hour?"
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"I need soup."
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"It was Sheldon."
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"- I tried to stop you. - It's my own fault."
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"I forgot the protocol we put in place after the great ear infection of '06."
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"You call Koothrappali."
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"We need to find a place to lay low for the next 18 to 24 hours."
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"Stand by. Ma, can my friends come over?"
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"I just had the carpet steamed."
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"That's a negatory."
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"But there's a Planet of the Apes marathon at the Nuart today."
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"Five movies, two hours apiece."
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"It's a start."
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"Sheldon, what are you doing here?"
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"How could you've gotten it from me?"
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"- I'm not sick. - You're a carrier."
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"All these people here are doomed."
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"- You're doomed. - Shh!"
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"Sheldon, what do you want?"
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"I want soup."
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"Why didn't you just--?"
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"Why didn't you just have soup at home?"
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"Don't you imagine that if there were a way for me..."
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"...to have had soup at home, I would have thought of it?"
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"You can have soup delivered."
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"I did not think of that."
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"Clearly, febrile delirium is setting in."
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"Please bring me some soup while I still understand what a spoon is for."
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"Okay. What kind of soup do you want?"
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"Well, my mother used to make me this split-pea..."
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"...with little frankfurter slices and these homemade croutons."
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"We have chicken, tortilla and potato leek."
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"Can I get any of those with little frankfurter slices and homemade croutons?"
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"No."
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"Then surprise me."
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"Would you call that moss green or forest green?"
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"Look at this. Everyone went chimp."
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"...but you shouted me down."
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"- Oh, hi, Penny. - Hey, where are you?"
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"I'm at work."
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"You sound funny."
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"Oh, I'm in a radiation suit."
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"- What's up? - Yeah, well, I'm at work too."
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"And you'll never guess who's here infecting my entire station."
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"Sheldon's at the Cheesecake Factory."
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"- Just tell him to go home. - Well, he won't leave."
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"He says he's afraid he'll pass out on the bus and someone will harvest his organs."
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"He's paranoid and he's established a nest."
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"Uh, yeah, I'd be happy to, Penny."
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"Oh, my God, there's a breach in the radiation unit."
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"The whole city is in jeopardy."
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"Oh, my God. Professor Guggenheim is melting. Gotta go. Bye."
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"- I feel really guilty. - You did what you had to do."
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"Take your stinking paws off my popcorn..."
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"...you damn dirty ape."
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"Thanks for bringing me home."
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"Oh, it's okay. I didn't really need to work today."
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"It's not like I have rent or car payments or anything."
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"Good, good."
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"Okay, well, you feel better."
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"Wait. Where are you going?"
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"Um, home to write some bad checks."
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"You're going to leave me?"
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"Of course, but not by myself."
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"Really? Never?"
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"Well, once, when I was 15 and spending the summer..."
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"...at the Heidelberg lnstitute in Germany."
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"- Studying abroad? - No, visiting professor."
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"...and the result was an internal blitzkrieg..."
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"...with my lower intestine playing the part of Czechoslovakia."
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"And there was no one there to take care of you?"
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"No, my mom had to fly back to Texas to help my dad..."
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"...because the house had slipped off the cinder blocks again."
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"- Again? - lt was tornado season."
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"And it was an aluminum house."
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"Anyway, the housekeeper in the faculty residence didn't speak any English."
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"When I finally managed to convince her I was sick..."
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"What does that mean?"
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"Based on what happened next, I assume it means, "Would you like an enema?""
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"Okay, sweetie. I'll take care of you. What do you need?"
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"Well, my mom used to give me sponge baths."
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"Okay, ground rules:"
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"No sponge baths and definitely no enemas."
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"Agreed."
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"Here we go. Ten and a half hours of apey goodness."
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"Damn it, my glasses."
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"Okay, I'm blind here, guys. Can you help me find them?"
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"- Sorry. - Okay."
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"Found them."
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"- Oh, great. - I'm sorry. Don't you have a spare?"
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"- Yeah, at home. - lf you leave now, you can be back..."
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"...before the gorillas whip the crap out of Charlton Heston."
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"Unless Sheldon's there."
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"You'll be trapped forever in his whiny, hyper-neurotic snot web."
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"Hi, Penny?"
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"I was just wondering, is Sheldon still at the restaurant?"
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"Okay, that was very nice of you. Okay, I gotta go."
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"Got kind of a full-blown Chernobyl thing here. Gotta go, bye."
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"He's home. I'm screwed."
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"Ten and a half hours of apey blurriness."
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"How about Lasik?"
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"- You want me to get eye surgery? - Would you rather go back..."
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"...and deal with Sheldon or have a stranger carve out your corneas with a laser beam?"
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"- Well? - I'm thinking."
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"Okay, nice and cozy."
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"- Okay, I'll see you later. - Wait."
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"Will you please rub this on my chest?"
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