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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Love Car Displacement (S04E04)

"The what?"
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"Don't you read my blog?"
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"...so I can do this for my bestie. - Please don't touch my breasts."
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"...Solemn Oath of Ethics and Cleanliness."
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"Then it's just Q&A, quiz, safety drills..."
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"...Amy Farrah Fowler and Penny."
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"Fine. Red Five to Red Leader."
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"Besides, I was really looking forward to you and me..."
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"...napping together in the hotel."
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"- Leonard? - Ugh."
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"Someone should stand up to him. What's he gonna do?"
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"Yeah, it's the love car. Ha, ha."
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"Should I ask?"
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"I got you, babe"
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"Yes, Bernie sure is."
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"It's called A Look Back."
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"Hey, Bernie?"
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"...you say you went out with him for like a year."
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"- Is something bothering you? - No, it's just..."
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"Yeah, great, love you too, but..."
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"- Um, l... - Are you saying..."
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"...l'm not hot enough to go out with a guy like Glenn?"
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"Still nothing."
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"- Really. - Not for sex, for convenience."
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"- We are? - Of course. We're best friends."
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"Oh, right, right. The blog."
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"Well, I'm not getting in bed with him."
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"Star Trek."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Okay, sweetie, let me put this in a way you'll understand."
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"- Go to sleep. - Good night."
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"Good for you."
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"As a microbiologist, I can tell you even the tiniest organisms..."
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"I did. You said, "No Bridget Jones.""
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"Hi, bestie."
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"Yeah. Is there anybody who can get me out of here..."
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"Hey, you guys ready to order?"
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"Since we come in every Tuesday night at 6:00..."
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"...and order the same exact thing, and it's now 6:08..."
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"...I believe your question not only answers itself..."
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"...but also stands alongside such other nonsensical queries as:"
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""Who let the dogs out?""
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"And, uh, "How are they hanging?""
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"Okay, so the usual with extra spit on Sheldon's hamburger."
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"Penny, a moment. Do you have plans this weekend?"
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"Oh, gee, Amy, sorry, I'm pretty busy this weekend."
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"Probably serving food that was ordered today."
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"Too bad. I was hoping you could be my plus one..."
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"...at the Institute of Interdisciplinary Studies symposium..."
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"...on the impact of scientific research on societal interactions."
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"It's an annual science conference."
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"- We've all been invited to speak. - Oh, okay."
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"Well, you know, like I said, I have plans."
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"Shame. Since you're my best friend, it would be a bonding opportunity."
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"I'm your best friend?"
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"Oh, don't feel bad. I never read Leonard's, and I used to sleep with him."
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"Know anybody who would appreciate an all-expense-paid spa weekend..."
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"...at a resort in Big Sur?"
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"No, l... I'm sorry, free what? Sorry, what...? What?"
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"I think her weekend just opened up."
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"Wait, wait. Just to be clear, when you guys say spa..."
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"...does that mean the same thing as when regular people say it?"
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"Pretty much, except we keep our shirts on in the sauna."
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"You know, it is going to be difficult, but I'm gonna cancel my plans..."
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"That does seem to be a valid principle."
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"I trust Penny will adhere to the Official California Restaurant Workers'..."
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"I don't believe there's any such thing."
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"You lied to me?"
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"Good morning. If I could have everyone's attention, please."
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"I know we're all eager to get on the road to Big Sur..."
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"...so if we focus, we can get through this orientation in under a half an hour."
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"...pose for commemorative group photo, and we're off."
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"Don't worry, just sit next to me during the quiz and you can copy my answers."
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"Raj, what are you doing?"
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"I don't think so."
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"You've had your allotted 6 ounces."
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"The first bathroom break isn't until the Denny's located near Bakersfield..."
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"...which is approximately two and a half hours away."
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"Remember, people, we're only as strong as our weakest bladder."
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"Nobody cares about your Kegel exercises."
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"All right, we have seven people and two cars."
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"In the lead car, driven by Leonard..."
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"...will be myself..."
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"...will give us the best chance to survive in the wild."
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"Brawny?"
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"They're bigger than mine."
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"Red Leader to Red Five, come in."
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"Red Leader to Red Five, come in."
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"Howard, you promised."
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"- What do you want now? - It's 11:15."
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"I'm requesting your quarter-hourly location update."
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"Still right behind you."
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"Copy that, Red Five."
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"Radio contact is sufficient. No need to extend your middle finger."
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"So, Amy, I've been wondering, are you and Sheldon..."
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"- Not you, him. - Oh, thanks."
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"Although yours was an eye-opener."
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"Don't worry, Penny. You're my plus one. You'll bunk with me."
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"And FYI, travel makes me constipated, so I'm the ideal hotel roommate."
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"Terrific."
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"Are we there yet?"
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"I hope we get there in time to see the keynote address."
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"Really? You wanna see the keynote?"
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"Yeah, it sounds fun."
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"Global Apocalypse or Exciting Research Opportunity?"
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"Actually, I was thinking we could go straight to the room and take a nap."
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"Oh, really? And miss the keynote?"
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"Well, we can watch it later on C-SPAN."
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"Well, honey, if you're that tired, why don't you just take a nap here in the car?"
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"No, see, it's not..."
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"Hang on. It's Leonard. Hi, Leonard."
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"We've already established I'm found on the periodic table."
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"Well, it's a table, right? I mean, why can't there be food on it?"
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"I knew she wasn't lead car material."
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"Oh, who elected you road trip god?"
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"It was a late-night vote."
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"We were all exhausted and he was threatening to filibuster."
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"It's not technically road trip god. It's travel supervisor."
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"Although "road trip god" does have a certain ring to it."
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"I don't understand why you people let him bully you like this."
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