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Clips from The Ringer (2005)

"- What do you mean? - You do talk different."
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"Jeffy talks the same."
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"- Jeffy talks the same. - No, you talk different than you did."
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"Yes, you are."
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"And one time he talked one way"
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"- and now you talk the other way. - Exactly."
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"- Is there a problem, guys? - Jeffy talked different than he did before."
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"- Can I have a hug? - Sure."
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"- Sounds the same to me. - Could have fooled me."
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"Remember last year when we were walking just over there and you barfed?"
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"That's cos I had spicy clams."
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"And then you didn't wake me up on time, so I didn't have lunch, I had breakfast."
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"Jeffy, want some company?"
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"- Hi. - Hi. How's it going?"
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"No. I got eight. And two thumbs."
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"- Hey, what are you doing tomorrow? - Nothing. Why?"
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"Yeah. I thought maybe we could have lunch."
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"Jeffy could maybe fit you in."
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"- Great. So I'll see you at one? - Yeah."
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"Cool. See you."
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"I want you to meet my fiancÈ."
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"How are you doing? I'm David Patrick."
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"- What's your name? - Jeffy."
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"- You must have a last name. - Jeffy, you know your last name."
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"No. Jeffy mentally challenged, remember?"
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"Listen, we have some reservations. Let's hit the road. OK, Jeffy?"
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"I hope you don't mind. I invited Yolie along. I know how hard it is to meet new people."
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"Hey, Jeffy, did you know that Yolie is from Seattle?"
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"I hear it rains in Seattle."
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"I hear they got coffee there too."
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"Yes, they have all the major beverages."
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"This woman took her grandson to the beach and while she's snoozing,"
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"this huge wave comes and sweeps the boy out to sea, so he's out there..."
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"Honey! Honey."
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"That's not really appropriate. You know what it's like when you're trying to tell a joke."
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"We'll be through with lunch by the time she gets to the punch line."
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"Hey, I have one that's really funny, and it's appropriate for everyone."
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"What time is it when you have to go to the dentist?"
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"Tooth hurty."
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"- It's a bit of a thinker. - And really, really old."
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"I'll have a salad and some lime Jell-O."
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"- I'll have the ribs. - Ribs?"
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"Do you have anything else a little cleaner?"
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"- We have some really good chicken fingers. - No, he can handle the ribs. Have the ribs."
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"Ribs. I want the ribs."
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"Ribs."
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"Jeffy found a $20 bill in the john."
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"And I was happy. I was really happy."
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"Cos this is the first time that Jeffy ever caught a break."
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"It was Jeffy's $20 bill."
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"I'll go with you. You know what they say about us gals - we always travel in pairs."
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"So how is everything? Looks like you did a number on those ribs."
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"- They're delicious. - How do you all know each other?"
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"He's in Special Olympics. Go on, tell her, Jeffy."
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"See, I admire the hell out of these guys."
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"All the challenges they have to overcome."
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"I've been helping Jeffy here train for years."
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"I'd love to do something like that. How would I get involved?"
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"I'm sorry it didn't work out between the two of you."
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"I know how hard it can be to make new friends."
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"That's why I was so glad when I met David."
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"What? You don't like David?"
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"- What do you mean? - David very nice to Jeffy when Lynn around."
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"But how is he when Lynn's not around?"
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"David poke Jeffy in the chest and call him stupid."
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"What?"
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"Why would he poke you?"
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"Jeffy's fault. Jeffy drank Coke wrong and spill on David."
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"- What's going on, guys? - You are so busted."
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"- You're a faker. - A motherfaker!"
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"Jeffy doesn't understand. Jeffy cocoa for Cuckoo Puffs. Jeffy..."
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"- Shut up with that, you stupid A-S-S! - Yeah, we know you're not "special"."
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"Yeah. You think you can fool us?"
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"I've seen better acting on pornos."
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"- You lay it on too thick. - Yeah. We do that too. When we want things."
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"- Not so aggressive. - It took Pamela longer to catch on."
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"I'm sorry, guys."
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"You got no idea what kind of pressure I'm under."
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"What's that mean, Jeffy?"
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"It's not Jeffy. It's Steve. And it's a long story."
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"What happened was that..."
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"I worked with this guy named Stavi and I was sent to fire him."
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"- What? - Do you know what he's talking about?"
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"It's not..."
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"It's Steve, not Jeffy."
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"I thought you said your name was Stavi."
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"- No. I'm Steve, not Stavi. - Just get your story straight."
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"Stavi worked for me, all right? And he lost his fingers."
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"Stavi is the guy who lost his fingers"
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"And that's why I did this."
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"Wow. Poor Stavi."
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"Boy, Steve, you really screwed that guy over."
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"What made you think you could win?"
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"2:02, 2:03."
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"All right, then."
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"I'm gonna be going."
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"What?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Why?"
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"Cos you guys are right. I'm a faker."
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"Yeah. We're sick of Jimmy winning all the time."
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"Jimmy's a prick."
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"Last week, he was on According to Jim."
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"Let's be fair. That was a good episode."
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"Maybe. But you have to start trying."
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"Yeah."
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"Listen, I hate to break this up, but I need to have a talk with Jeffy."
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"What's this about?"
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"- Hi, David. - Hey, Jeffy."
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"Come on over."
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"Jeffy, I was a little troubled by our talk, so I called David..."
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"- This isn't necessary, Lynn. - It is. He shouldn't say hurtful things."
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"Then why did you say that?"
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"- I think you should apologise to David now. - Honey, he really doesn't have to."
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"Well, only if you want to."
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"Absolutely."
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"- Are you OK? - Get off of me!"
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"Get up, Steve. It's Uncle Glen."
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"Get up!"
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"Time to practise, butt-face. Only a week to get you in shape."
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