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Clips from The Ringer (2005)

"If you want a better jump, you gotta push off your plant foot."
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"Come on, Jeffy. Push it."
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"Protein shake. Drink up."
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"God. What's in that?"
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"These are my good shoes."
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"How's a blindfold gonna help me run faster?"
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"Take it off and I'll show you."
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"Sic him, Killer. Get the bad man."
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"Go get him!"
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"So this fat-ass floor manager lady comes up to me,"
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"and she looks like a female Ted Koppel."
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"She says, "If you wanna piss your time away,"
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"why don't you move your desk into the urinal?""
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"Floor manager."
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"You've been working at that job for two years, but you hate it?"
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"What else am I going to do?"
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"Well, there's always Kinko's."
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"You must like something, Steve."
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"In high school, I wanted to be an actor, but I didn't turn out so hot."
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"- So you went to Hollywood? - No."
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"He went to Broadway. Right, Steve?"
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"Actually, I didn't get around to that either."
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"Everyone told me I wasn't going to make it anyway, though."
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"People tell us all the time what we won't ever do."
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"- But you can't tie your own shoes. - And you never had a girlfriend."
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"- That's right. - But, guys, acting is hard."
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"You have to remember lines."
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"- It's true. Very true. - I'm sorry. Somebody had to say it."
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"I mean, you probably wouldn't have made it, but you could have tried."
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"- You wanna see some really good acting? - Yeah."
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"Yeah. He does Chucky from Child's Play."
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"I'm Chucky. Wanna play?"
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"This camping is fun."
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"- Is that Karen? - Don't say her name."
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"What if she heard you? I don't want her to know I like her."
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"Then she..."
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"Did you know Christ was a Jew?"
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"What do I say?"
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"I don't know. I pretty much stink at that kind of stuff,"
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"- Hi, how are you today? - Hi."
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"- You love Lynn. - I do not."
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"Hey. What's happening? What are you laughing about?"
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"Hello, Lynn."
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"Hey, Lynn. So today's Friday, the day before Saturday."
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"I love Costco. Costco's good."
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"- Can I help? - Eye contact."
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"Can I come with you, sexy?"
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"I would definitely bring protection."
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"- Come on. - I have a terrible singing voice."
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"You're right. You can't sing. That's OK. Jeffy still loves you."
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"How are you doing? I haven't seen you since high school."
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"- I don't know you. - Wow. Looks like you're doing OK."
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"- I think you're confusing him with someone. - No."
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"Dude! Come on, it's Peter. Peter Conway."
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"- Sir, seriously. You're mixing him up. - No. You said the same stuff at high school."
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"Please, stop! Will you just walk away, sir? What are you doing? Just walk away."
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"Walk away."
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"- You want another gallon of mustard? - No, thanks."
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"I'm still pretty full from the jug of relish."
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"- Jeffy likes taking long trips with Lynn. - Yeah. Me too, Jeffy."
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"He was special. Just like you."
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"Father, I've been doing something bad, really bad."
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"- I'm a terrible person. - There are no terrible people."
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"See, I was in a real bind and..."
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"My son, there's no sin unforgivable for those that seek redemption."
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"I've been pretending to be mentally challenged"
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"so I can fix the Special Olympics"
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"to make money off of it."
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"Father?"
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"Jesus, Father."
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"I'll see you rot in hell."
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"Piece of crap!"
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"- Jimmy wouldn't say that. - It's standard. "I'm going to Disney World.""
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"Come on, Jimbo."
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"All great athletes say that after they win. Michael Jordan said it."
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"Write me something new. Jimmy have to work."
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"100-metre practice. Let's go, guys."
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"Everybody in the 100 metres take a lane."
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"Full speed."
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"Will you cut it out with that stuff? These guys are great."
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"There's a guy here from the Bahamas who ran a marathon in two hours, 45 minutes."
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"Propaganda. One of ours can beat one of theirs. It's physics. You gotta push."
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"- I am pushing. - Well, push a little harder!"
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"Do it for Stavi! Poor bastard's fingers are thawing as we speak."
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"and stop lying to Lynn and everybody else."
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"Don't go soft on me."
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"This is about a piece of ass, isn't it?"
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"Don't call her that."
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"That's good. You're doing Jeffy now, right?"
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"Cos you have to be a moron to think she'll fall for you. She thinks you're mentally retarded!"
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"Steve, Steve..."
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"If it's love that you want so bad, if you win, I'll do you."
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"- Let's face it, this won't work. - When the going gets tough, give up."
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"You've got a chance to change your whole life."
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"Become a man. Become a winner."
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"Now, show some backbone. Dig down deep and go kick that tard's ass."
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"Don't ever say that word to me again!"
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"I mean it. These guys are my friends."
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"It's on."
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"- What happened here? - The pipe broke."
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"- Sloppy plumbing. - It's snowing."
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"That's Mr Stevie Wonder in the summer of 1969 with "My Cherie Amour"."
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"- Stupendous. - Steve? Go ahead, ask me any movie."
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"Jaws."
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"Let's do something. Hey, Steve, take us somewhere."
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"Yeah, right. You guys know we can't go out at night."
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"I know. Let's see a movie."
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"Guys, you know we can't leave, right? We can't go anywhere."
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"You could rent a car. Budget Rent-a-Car. No drop-off fee whatsoever."
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"Come on, Steve. We're special. Help us a little."
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"- You're gonna play that card? - Winston wants a hug. Winston likes apples."
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"If you let us go out, I'll let you go out with my sister."
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"- We've been training you for nothing? - Come on, Billy."
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"I'm not proud of myself."
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"You're kidding me. You guys are actually buying into this?"
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"Do you even have a soul?"
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"Mylanta."
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"Lynn's boyfriend."
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"Hello, Lynn's boyfriend."
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"You have a girlfriend?"
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