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Clips from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Whoa there!"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Who goes there?"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon from the castle of Camelot."
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"King of the Britons! Defeater of the Saxons!"
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"- Pull the other one. - I am."
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"in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot."
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"I must speak with your lord and master."
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"- What, ridden on a horse? - Yes."
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"You're using coconuts."
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"- What? - You're banging together two coconuts."
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"So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land."
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"- Where'd you get the coconuts? - We found them."
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"In Mercia? The coconut's tropical."
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"- What do you mean? - This is a temperate zone."
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter..."
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"yet these are not strangers to our land."
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"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
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"Not at all. They could be carried."
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"What? A swallow carrying a coconut?"
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"It's a simple question of weight ratios."
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"A five-ounce bird could not carry a one-pound coconut."
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"It doesn't matter."
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"Tell your master that Arthur from the court of Camelot is here."
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"In order to maintain air speed velocity..."
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second."
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"Please!"
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"- Am I right? - I'm not interested."
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"It could be carried by an African swallow."
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"- That's my point. - I agree with that."
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"Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?"
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"Simple. They just use a strand of crepon."
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"- Held under the dorsal guiding feathers? - Why not?"
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"Bring out your dead!"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Bring out your dead!"
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"- Here's one. - Ninepence."
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"- I'm not dead! - What?"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"- Nothing. Here's your ninepence. - I'm not dead!"
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"- I'm not. - He isn't?"
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"- He will be soon. He's ill. - I'm getting better."
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"I can't take him like that. It's against regulations."
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"- I don't want to go on the cart! - Don't be such a baby."
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"- I can't take him. - I feel fine."
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"- Do us a favor. - I can't."
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"Can you hang around? He won't be long."
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"I've got to get to Robinson's. They've lost nine today."
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"- When is your next round? - Thursday."
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"- I think I'll go for a walk. - You're not fooling anyone."
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"- Isn't there something you can do? - I feel happy!"
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"- Thanks very much. - Not at all. See you on Thursday."
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"- Who's that? - I don't know. Must be a king."
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"- Old woman! - Man!"
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"Man. Sorry. What knight lives in that castle there?"
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"- I'm 37. - What?"
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"- I didn't know you were called Dennis. - You didn't bother to find out."
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"I said "Sorry" about the old woman, but from behind, you looked..."
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"- I am king. - Oh, king. Very nice."
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society."
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"- If there's ever going to be progress... - There's lovely filth down here."
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"- Who are the Britons? - We are all Britons, and I am your king."
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"I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective."
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"You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship."
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"A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes..."
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"Please, good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?"
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"- Then who is your lord? - We don't have a lord."
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"What?"
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"We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune."
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"But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified..."
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"at a special biweekly meeting..."
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"by a simple majority in the case of internal affairs."
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"- But by 2/3rd's majority... - Be quiet!"
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"- I order you to be quiet! - Order? Who does he think he is?"
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"- I am your king. - I didn't vote for you."
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"- You don't vote for kings. - How'd you become king, then?"
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"her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite..."
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"signifying by Divine Providence..."
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur."
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"That is why I am your king."
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"Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords..."
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"is no basis for government."
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"Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses..."
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."
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"Quiet!"
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"You can't expect to wield supreme executive power..."
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"because some watery tart threw a sword at you."
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"Shut up!"
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"Shut up! Will you shut up?"
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"Shut up!"
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"Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
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"- Bloody peasant! - What a giveaway! Did you hear that?"
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"That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me?"
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"You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight."
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"I am Arthur, king of the Britons."
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"I seek the finest and bravest knights in the land..."
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"to join me at Camelot."
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"You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?"
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"- None shall pass. - What?"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"None shall pass."
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"I have no quarrel with you, but I must cross this bridge."
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"Then you shall die."
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"I command you, as king of the Britons, to stand aside!"
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"- Now stand aside, worthy adversary. - 'Tis but a scratch."
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"- A scratch? Your arm's off. - No, it isn't."
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"- What's that, then? - I've had worse."
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"- You liar! - Come on, you pansy!"
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"Victory is mine."
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"We thank Thee, Lord, that in Thy mercy..."
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"- Come on. - What?"
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"Have at you!"
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"You are indeed brave, but the fight is mine."
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"Had enough, eh?"
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"You stupid bastard, you've got no arms left."
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"- Yes, I have. - Look!"
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"- Stop that! - Chicken!"
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"I'll have your leg! Right!"
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"- Right! - I'll do you for that."
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"- You'll what? - Come here."
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"- Are you going to bleed on me? - I'm invincible!"
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"You're loony."
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"The Black Knight always triumphs!"
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"Have at you! Come on, then."
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