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Clips from South Park - Time to Get Cereal (S22E22)

"We're going to have to do a demonic ritual."
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"'cause it's time... to get cereal."
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"Harrison Yates, where have ya been?!"
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"[ Beep, up-beat music plays ]"
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"I haven't seen you in days. I've missed you so much."
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"Come have some supper with me."
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"I've been waiting for this a long time."
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"Where did I get a sniper rifle?"
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"Did you play over my save game?"
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"A little bit, you -- On my save game?!"
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"Why didn't you start your own?!"
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"With all these school shootin's!"
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"I need a life, too, ya know!"
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"So I robbed a lumber mill in Monto's Rest,"
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"upgraded my horse, and got a sniper rifle."
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"I'm starting a new life!"
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"You can't possibly go all the way back"
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"to the snow level again!"
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"[ Sobbing ]"
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"Fuckin' bitch."
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"[ Wind whistling ]"
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"[ Bleats ]"
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"What Satan has put forth upon this earth"
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"may it be summoned and banished forever."
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"We call upon the powers of darkness."
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"Come on, guys. We call upon..."
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"All: We call upon the powers of darkness."
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"Al Gore was right all along."
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"All: Al Gore was right all along."
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"We should have listened to Al Gore."
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"You don't have a fucking clue what you're doing!"
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"Aw, shit!"
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"[ Coughs ]"
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"[ Door slams ]"
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"You walk four hours through the snow"
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"to the first brawl at the saloon."
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"You can actually bypass that fight"
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"if you go hunting with Dutch."
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"Shut up!"
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"I want this case closed by the end of the night,"
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"one way or another!"
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"Now, let's move out!"
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"Here he comes, boys!"
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"Dude! You summoned Satan!"
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"What do you wish of me, Al Gore?!"
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"has been unleashed upon our world!"
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"There is only one place you can find the answers you seek!"
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"It is the place where all knowledge"
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"becomes known!"
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"Your local library."
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"Ah! You are correct."
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"for whatever you wish to learn."
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"Yes, it is."
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"And I am cereal!"
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"Dude, Satan's not gonna go with us to the --"
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"Very well, Al Gore. Let us go!"
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"Satan: Yeah, guys! Guys, over here!"
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"Mrph rmhmhm?"
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"So there's these demons that, um, actually come"
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"once every few generations."
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"It will always offer a deal in exchange for mercy,"
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"when the debt comes due.""
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"Okay, so wait."
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"Now you're saying that someone in our town"
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"It's sort of like when you're part of a gang"
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"feuding with a rival gang, you know."
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"So good, right?"
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"[ Siren chirps ]"
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"We have you surrounded!"
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"Tell them it wasn't us!"
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"No. They don't listen to me, kids."
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"You must convince people there's a ManBearPig,"
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"That's gonna be impossible."
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"Yeah, sounds really hard, doesn't it?"
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"People might not believe you"
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"Poor you guys, huh?"
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"♪♪"
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"Cop: They are coming out!"
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"Hands where we can see em!"
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"It's a demon that thrives on making deals"
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"All right, lock these little fuckers up!"
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"Now I've got a God damn stagecoach to rob"
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"in Scarlett Meadows!"
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"Please! Somebody made a deal with ManBearPig!"
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"what have I done?"
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"What are we gonna do"
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"What?! We have to do something!"
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"Even if we do something about it... [ ManBearPig roars ]"
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"[ Voice box ] I'm scared."
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"[ Voice box ] I'm getting my white ass outta here."
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"[ Car door slams ]"
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"There was a...thing."
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"It attacked my uncle and took his friend."
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"You know what they said?"
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"Hey, I'm not poor, all right?"
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"I have people in Horseshoe Overlook"
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"The one who showed up"
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"In the woods?"
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"kids are supposed to be safe."
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"Please, Mr. Gore! We need your help!"
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"I tried to warn you all, but no one took me cereal."
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"You all just made fun of me, didn't you?"
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"that if you don't believe in ManBearPig,"
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"Even if we do something about it... [ ManBearPig roars ]"
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"This is the best party ever. [ Projector whirring ]"
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"Oh, look, guys. It's me!"
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"There's more of me on the campaign trail,"
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"Oh, look! It's me when I found out I lost the election!"
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"Rmphm?!"
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"just to name a few."
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"It's probably too late."
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"The house in Valentine is built?"
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"Oh, God damn it! That does it."
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"[ Electricity crackles ]"
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"♪♪"
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"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"
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"These school shootings are done, you hear me?!"
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"[ Growling, screaming ]"
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"I was almost president!"
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"I think I found it."
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