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Clips from South Park - Time to Get Cereal (S22E22)

"♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪"
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"♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪"
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"[ Voice box ] Thanks. I thought so, too."
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"There's nothin' left."
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"Hey. Lookie here."
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"Jesus. You ever seen animal tracks that big?"
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"Looks like a bear. A huge one!"
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"Come on, the tracks go this way."
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"♪♪"
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"What the hell are we dealing with, Ned?"
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"Randy: Hey!"
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"What the hell are you guys doing on my farm?"
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"That didn't sound like no bear."
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"[ Struggling ]"
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"♪♪"
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"All right, ladies, that's it. Second shift starts now."
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"Gonna finally get some R&R, sir?"
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"I got a train to rob in Valentine."
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"Cop: Detective?!"
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"Another kid's been killed."
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"The police are coming."
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"Oh, thank God."
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"Of course it's a school shooting."
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"Let's just get this over with so I can go home."
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"♪♪"
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"All right, which one of you little shitheads did this?"
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"and lashed out at society?"
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"If I have to stay here and do an investigation"
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"[ Door clangs ]"
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"Staci Nakabe says he just wanted to run back out"
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"Mrph rmhmhm rm!"
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"And there were bear prints in the snow?"
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"I saw it."
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"It was like a bear, but a pig...thing."
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"It was at my house and then here at the school!"
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"Everyone says that kid and I look alike."
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"Dude, now you're just overreacting."
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"Aw, what did I do this time?"
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"[ Exhales deeply ]"
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"There's real emergencies every day --"
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"but then, every other minute, I gotta stop everything"
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"'cause one of you little fuckwads"
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"Shut up! Now, which one of you had a beef with Colin Brooks?"
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"Oh, yeah? I asked the kids in this school,"
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"The fat, ugly, mean kid and the detached, loner, poor kid."
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"who are depending on me to get provisions"
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"You're playing "Red Dead Redemption," too?"
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"That's right."
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"Keep going down. There's video."
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"That's was I saw."
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"He was right."
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"What?"
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"But it wasn't you guys."
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"and this case is now in the hands of the DA."
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"And I am finally going home."
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"Keep McCormick and Cartman in separate holding cells,"
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"I'm gonna be playing "Red Dead Redemption" for the next 18 hours."
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"If these kids don't stop killing each other,"
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"I'm gonna shoot them all myself."
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"He came to our town to warn us about something,"
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"and we have to find him."
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"Mrph rmhmhm?"
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"Calm. Center."
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"You're gonna die just like the rest of 'em."
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"Focus. Calm."
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"ManBearPig is real,"
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"and, uh, he's killing lots of people in our town."
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"Well, now you can just deal with it yourselves."
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"Please, just tell us -- How do you stop it?"
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"who knows anything about it."
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"Say you're sorry for making fun of me."
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"That didn't sound cereal at all."
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"[ Pins clack ]"
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"with what people are saying, Susan, okay?"
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"Well, there's a lot of smart people saying ManBearPig is real."
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"Yeah, and a lot of smarter people saying it isn't, okay?"
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"to get what they want."
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"[ ManBearPig roars ] People coming out of the woodwork"
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"[ People screaming ] [ Roars ]"
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"then you don't care about the world."
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"[ ManBearPig roars ]"
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"Okay, ManBearPig is real."
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"What are we gonna do about it now, huh?"
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"that's gonna make any difference now, Susan?"
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"What?! We have to do something!"
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"♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪"
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"What did you guys get me?"
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"Boo!"
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"But then look!"
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"There's me getting an Academy Award!"
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"Okay, can we stop ManBearPig now?!"
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"Only thing is, I have all these stolen items,"
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"and I don't know how to sell them."
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"No witnesses to the attack were left alive."
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"A school shooting at an ice cream shop."
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"they're supposed to be out of harm's way."
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"Sir, we got word on the two suspects."
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"Ehh."
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"And I got me a gal who claims she's got"
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"[ Chain rattles ]"
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"This is it."
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"on ManBearPig."
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"Where did ManBearPig come from?"
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"[ Chuckling ] Oh! I thought that once, too."
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"I wanted to find ManBearPig's origins."
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"With that, I was able to search everywhere"
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"by Martin Schongauer."
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"It depicts several demons --"
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"I should play "Red Dead" on this computer,"
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"He's the freakin' devil. He's a dick."
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"♪♪"
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"that the only way to get rid of him"
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"is to send him back to hell."
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"All I can say is,"
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"you boys better get to the grocery store,"
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"Another school shooting, Maggie."
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"Maggie, I just need to relax a bit, all right?"
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"Wait a minute."
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"I just played a little bit."
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"You're never home anymore!"
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