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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Space Probe Disintegration (S08E08)

"All right, well, what do you want to do?"
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"There's a craft and folk art museum on Wilshire."
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"Well, that's Wilshire's problem."
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"Hang on, why do we have to hate it?"
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"Three words: Doctor Who convention."
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"You walked out of the house in a fez and bow tie. I went"
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"so you didn't get beat up."
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"I wasn't gonna get beat up."
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"You were, but somehow I held myself back."
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"The cold air will trigger Leonard's asthma"
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"and it plays right into my well-known fear of"
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"getting flattened by a Zamboni."
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"Well, I'm sorry, Leonard, I'm a problem-solver, it's what I do."
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"Is there any part of your body that's normal?"
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"Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God."
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"Will you please relax? I can't take it, dude."
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"You okay? No, I'm not okay. I feel like"
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"I'm gonna jump out of my skin."
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"It's itchy when it grows back."
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"I'm worried about the New Horizons space probe."
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"What's he talking about?"
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"this morning it turned itself on."
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"The signal has to travel over three billion miles."
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"Now we get to see him flip out because he's worried"
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"it was demolished by space ice."
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"Ooh, the philharmonic is playing Beethoven downtown."
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"Yeah, well, before you say yes,"
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"it's not the movie about the big dog."
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"How come we can't think of something we both want to do?"
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"and I just go along with it."
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"we're being accused of making you do things"
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"you don't like, and here you are,"
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"doing the same thing to poor Amy."
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"Try it again, but this time drive it home"
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"You're making it too complicated."
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"Why not stick to the basics?"
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"Go shopping for clothes"
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"while Leonard and I sit in those"
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"uncomfortable chairs and hold your purses, hmm?"
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"I know I'd hate that."
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"Well, yeah."
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"What do you say? Sounds kind of perfect."
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"It does-- somehow he managed"
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"to take all the fun out of it."
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"The wait is killing me."
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"I know. I get it. When I was in the Soyuz capsule"
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"returning from the space station, plummeting toward Earth"
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"at 17,000 miles per hour... Before you finish,"
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"is this a story about patience and waiting"
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"don't you have anything you can give him?"
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"All I have is our new urine flow drug."
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"Won't help with his anxiety, but it's so strong, when he pees"
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"I can't stop thinking about it."
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"You know, worrying won't have any effect on what happens."
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"Ah."
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"If I make this shot"
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"in perfect working order."
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"So, in addition to being crazy, you're resting the fate"
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"Yes."
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"I didn't crash it, okay?"
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"My playlist was too up-tempo,"
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"It all..."
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"to this."
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"You happy? Now you can relax."
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"This isn't so bad."
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"That's easy for you to say."
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"Boy, that's a lot of panties."
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"You know, I don't understand why women"
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"insist on making a big production"
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"out of buying clothes."
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"No, you're right, we should do what you do."
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"Have our mom send us pants from the Walmart in Houston."
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"They have a man there"
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"There's no cell service in here."
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"Oh."
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"There were plenty of ways to pass the time"
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"before smart phones were invented."
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"That's true."
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"Sheldon, it's fine."
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"What kind of store in the 21st century"
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"doesn't at least have Wi-Fi?"
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"I'm going to call their corporate office..."
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"Son of a biscuit!"
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"are going to attack the Shire"
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"And I roll..."
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"a five and a three."
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"And to defend, I roll..."
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"You know... if I hadn't seen it"
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"I wonder how long we're gonna be stuck here."
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"I don't know, but the girls do a lot for us."
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"It's the least we can do."
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"Oh, that's true. I suppose it's only fair"
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"I don't know why you're so surprised."
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"for so many years, it's how to compromise."
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"I-I'm sorry?"
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"All the time."
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"On Earth?"
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"In our lives?"
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"That-That we're living?"
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"Oh, yes. I..."
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"Just yesterday, you had a-a big piece of lettuce"
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"Did I say anything? No."
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"Like you should've, because everyone was laughing at you."
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"A compromise is me driving you everywhere"
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"because you refuse to learn how."
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"What? Then-Then why don't you do it?"
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"Uh, well, it's scary."
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"But, more importantly, driving me to work"
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"Oh, come on, I'm practically feeding you the answer."
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"Hey, uh, thanks for keeping me company."
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"I'm happy to."
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"I think getting out of the apartment will do you good."
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"Buddy, trust me, you don't want to convert to Judaism."
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"I mean, I know I make it look cool,"
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"but... it's not all briskets and dreidels."
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"It's not like Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, right?"
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"Some bald guy with horns isn't gonna rip my heart out."
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"Dude, that movie's an imperialist fantasy"
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"that makes the followers of a beautiful and peaceful religion"
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"look like a bunch of bloodthirsty barbarians."
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