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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Space Probe Disintegration (S08E08)

"Yeah, it's pretty great."
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"I'm surprised to see you suddenly get religious."
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"Well, because I've known you for ten years"
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"and you've never gone to temple,"
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"at a Brazilian steak house."
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"I do go to temple-- I just... I don't talk about it."
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"on some blue chick"
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"with a hundred arms to help you?"
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"That is so offensive. Does everything you know"
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"about Hinduism come from Indiana Jones?"
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"No. There's also Apu from The Simpsons."
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"Okay? Newton, uh, Faraday,"
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"uh, Pascal-- all were believers."
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"on the grounds that “God does not play dice"
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"with the universe.” Well, of course"
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"he believed in God-- he slept with Marilyn Monroe."
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"You believe in your religion, I'll believe in mine."
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"How's it going in there?"
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"Eh."
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"Not really a great outfit for work,"
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"Hey, can I ask you something? Sure."
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"Do I really force you to do things you don't want to?"
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"Yeah, but it's okay."
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"How is it okay?"
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"I promised myself, if I ever got friends,"
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"I'd do whatever they said."
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"Really, I'm lucky you found me before a cult did."
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"Well, you know, that was a long time ago."
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"You're a different woman now. You're smart,"
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"you've got great friends, you've got a boyfriend,"
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"Absolutely. You name it, we're doing it."
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"Basket weaving at the craft museum."
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"I wish that the apple pancake mix was on the top shelf"
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"because it starts with an “A,”"
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"because I don't want you breaking one of your little legs"
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"Because of you, I'm not allowed"
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"I don't wear shoes that might squeak."
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"Well, you're a physicist, not a circus clown."
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"because of you?"
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"No other reason. Just you."
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"Is that true? Yes, it's true. The last time"
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"I brought it up, you had an emotional breakdown"
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"and got on a train and ran away."
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"Well, given my history on the subject,"
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"it seems a little reckless to bring it up now."
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"You have no idea how much you inconvenience"
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"It's exhausting!"
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"but the truth is..."
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"you're mean to me a lot."
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"that I don't notice all those sarcastic comments"
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"and those eye rolls, but I do. Hmm?"
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"On a good day, I can see my ears."
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"Sheldon, I-I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings."
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"I've been holding a lot of this in for a while."
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"to live with Penny, then I think you should."
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"Yes. Yeah, just put on your squeaky shoes and..."
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"I'm not upset."
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"I'm just imagining a world without my best friend in it."
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"I-I'm not leaving your world."
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"I'm just talking about living across the hall."
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"I understand."
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"thank you for putting up with me."
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"What? Why are there tears?"
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"We just started talking about living arrangements."
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"Are you crazy? You know he's a flight risk."
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"That's exactly what I told him."
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"Sheldon, we know this is a sensitive subject,"
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"and Leonard's not gonna move out until you're ready."
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"Well, what if you did it gradually?"
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"All right. Well..."
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"how about we start with two nights a week"
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"I live with Penny?"
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"How about one night and..."
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"When I'm not home."
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"You got it."
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"There we go,"
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"We really are the best."
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"Here we go,"
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"my first Hindu temple."
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"that looks like a pyramid?"
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"the-the connection between the human and the divine."
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"I always thought it was mini golf."
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"before I go in?"
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"Like what?"
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"Really? So every other place you've been,"
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"so I'm gonna let that pass."
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"I'm so stressed."
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"But you know what,"
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"whenever I walk into that temple"
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"I realize that whatever happens, it's okay."
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"and though we can't understand it, we can be happy to know"
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"Whether you call it God or the universe or the self,"
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"we're all interconnected, and that's just a beautiful..."
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"Son of a bitch! That guy just dinged my car!"
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"S-Seriously?"
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"Y-You were just gonna drive away?"
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"A space probe might be destroyed,"
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"my parents are going through an awful divorce,"
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"the guy who cuts my dog's hair just gave her bangs!"
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"Raj, you just got a text."
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"The probe turned on. It's fine."
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"Oh, good."
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"Namaste, Grandpa."
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"I thought this was gonna be boring,"
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"but it's actually kind of fun."
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"It's a soldier's helmet from 16th century China."
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"Well, roomie, it's only one night a week,"
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"Can you keep it down? Some of us"
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"are trying to sleep out here."
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"You know, they really have tried to like"
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"the guys would never take us to do?"
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"I rode a very thin pony once."
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"got to be something fun we could do that the guys will hate."
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"I-I did not force you to go to that."
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"I have unnaturally brittle ankles."
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"We hope."
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"I can't even watch Frozen anymore."
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"Because you always pick what we do"
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"Ah, interesting--"
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"All right, keep thinking."
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