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Clips from Rick and Morty - One Crew over the Crewcoo's Morty (S04E04)
"Rick, I-I'm not rated to climb something this sheer."
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"[ Snakes hissing ] Total waste of snakes."
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"to acknowledge the sacred atmosphere,"
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"Hey, where's the..."
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"and he's not worth our time"
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"This temple's for [bleep] lame baby dipshits."
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"♪♪"
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"♪♪"
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"Come on. What are we doing?"
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"for this heist movie that I'm writing."
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"Stealing stuff is about the stuff, not the stealing."
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"Where is the entrance?"
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"Oh, brother."
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"Do you have a crew? Yes."
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"He's a getaway driver with Asperger's,"
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"How much is it to get in?"
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"If you want professional badges, you need to put a crew together."
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"Can't you just buy a guest badge?"
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"[bleep] you for asking, Morty."
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"of support for this genre."
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"Rick Sanchez, you son of a bitch!"
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"My name's Gleer these days."
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"Hey, Gleer. Play your piano."
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"Nobody's hiring an ex-con"
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"Nope."
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"You son of a bitch! I'm in!"
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"♪♪"
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"Thanks for doing this, guys."
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"because the police were us in police outfits."
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"It's showtime, Morty,"
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"and I don't mean a bad impression of HBO."
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"Another heist question from a fan?"
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"from someone that had to be reminded that you exist?"
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"Rick Sanchez, everyone. Smartest man in the universe."
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"and probably fenced it"
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"It makes them "Ocean's Twelve," by far the worst one."
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"are just three of Sanchez's Five!"
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"Well, no heist is complete without a double cross,"
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"♪♪"
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"[ Splattering ] Ugh, ugh!"
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"Ugh! Rick, for real?"
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"With a little help from some old friends."
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"♪♪"
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"Heistotron, state your prime directive?"
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"and add one double-cross with a switcheroo."
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"God damn it, Morty, what did I tell you?"
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"Don't turn around. I'll explain later."
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"♪♪"
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"Heistotron: Your skills are required for a job."
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"Right, everybody?"
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"♪♪"
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"Your skills are required for a job."
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"Oh!"
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"Ah! I got it."
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"Oh [bleep]!"
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"Holy [bleep] Alright."
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"That's not on me."
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"Come on, Morty. Let's go."
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"♪♪"
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"I am programmed to always be looking for the next big score."
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"You're programmed to do as I say."
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"I am programmed to double-cross."
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"If I were, it wouldn't be much of a double-cross."
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"You son of a bitch. I'm in."
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"I'm out! I quit!"
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"Whose kidneys are these?"
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"by the never-ending assembly of a meaningless crew."
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"I hate heists so much,"
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"Oh! How are we gonna stop it?"
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"So. Who here thinks they already know the work of Maya Angelou?"
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"What's the job?"
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"We got a job, Hephaestus,"
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"What jobs do you think I've ever turned down?"
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"getting these new Tusklas out the door,"
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"and we owe it all to everyone's input."
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"Morty: Elon Tusk."
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"Listen, we need your help."
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"No, no, no, he's fine, but this is a team oper-[burps]-ation,"
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"because you have monster teeth."
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"How serious is the situation?"
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"I made you move over here for no reason."
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"Well, yeah. That was a little weird."
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"I'm just him with tusks."
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"Executing heist."
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"♪♪"
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"we are here to deliver that pizza you ordered."
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"[ Siren wailing ]"
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"I guess I should take the pizza back."
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"Assembling calling card."
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"Wouldn't this be better with a blueprint on the table?"
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"Blueprints are plans, Elon Tusk,"
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"If our collective behavior is just random enough,"
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"I don't really get it, but it sounds like that's the point."
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"should be colinear with Orion and Ursa Minor."
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"Jesus, no."
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"No! No! We've already been heisted!"
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"We've been watching a recorded sky on playback."
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"♪♪"
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"That's why it's random."
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"[ Darts whirring ]"
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"♪♪"
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"22? [ Auctioneering ]"
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"I've been expecting you, Rick."
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"But not like this, right?"
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"No. Your randomness does not confuse me."
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"I know. It was part of mine, too."
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"♪♪"
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"Rick, I think there's something you should know."
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"and go on an epic adventure later today, you know, like --"
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"Impressive. But what does it even matter"
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"if I'm random or planned?"
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"My heists will still rule."
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"when it hits six levels of contrivance."
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"Which is exactly why even before --"
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"Randotron: Initiate clap sequence."
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"I'm afraid not."
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"Should be able to walk through Heistotron's lazily contrived..."
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"what you thought was a random non-plan"
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"after I reprogrammed your brain with my nanobots --"
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"that were ineffective on me."
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