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Clips from The Simpsons - Pokey Mom (S12E12)

"Yeah. You see, I didn't want to go so cutesy-wootsy."
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"Well, if you want to keep this job, you'll make it your style."
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"All right. You're the boss man, ain't ya?"
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"Don't forget I can send you back where you came from, college boy."
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"That punk Skinner. I had more freedom back at the joint."
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"Oh, Jack, I know you hate to betray your artistic vision, but just do it."
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"- I guess I could bend a little. - Just till you make it."
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"Listen, if you're done with that washing machine, can I make some booze in it?"
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"- Okay, that should do it, Moe. - Hey, it don't hurt no more."
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"Oh, Daddy, Daddy, why? Why won't you hug me?"
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"You hugged the mailman!"
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"We'll need to take some photographs."
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"Hey, where you going with that?"
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"They're chiropractors!"
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"No! My Spine-O-Cylinder!"
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"They'll pay for what they did to my can!"
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"Forget it, Homer. It's Chiro-town."
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"You know, when Superintendent Chalmers suggested a school mural..."
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"I almost thought he said a school Muriel."
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"And now I present Puma Pride by a college-educated artist-"
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"- Ooh! - Jack Crowley."
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"- Man, is that wimpy. - What happened to the cool one?"
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"- Well, my original idea was- - Jeepers, that's sugary even for my taste."
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"Skinner! How are we going to raise school spirit with this sappy hokum?"
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"I know, sir. It's an embarrassment."
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"This isn't what I wanted. Where's the edge?"
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"All great art is controversial at first."
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"But years from now, people will point to these cuddly little creatures and say..."
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""That's a Jack Crowley.""
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"Now, uh, pizza's working well on Thursday."
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"But I think the kids will follow it to Tuesday."
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"That's what you said about the stuffed peppers, and you lost the young males!"
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"Principal Skinner, the school's on fire!"
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"Spread, spread, spread!"
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"- Spread, spread, spread! - It's crystal clear who did this-Jack Crowley!"
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"No way. You don't know thatJack did this."
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"- Just because he's an ex-con- Ooh! - Crowley's an ex-con?"
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"Dear Lord, I've peed in front of him!"
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"Hey, check it out!"
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"It's so passionate. It almost leaps off the wall."
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"- Ooh. - That felon could've torched the whole school-"
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"were it not stuffed with asbestos."
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"Psst! Marge, over here."
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"Oh, Jack. You threw it all away over a stupid feud with Skinner."
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"Look, I'll admit I hate Skinner. But I didn't start that fire."
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"- Then why are you hiding? - Come on, Marge."
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"With my rap sheet, they can't wait to send me back to prison."
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"And you can't believe the foul language in that place."
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"Marge, look in my eyes."
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"Now, let's get you out of here. Wait for my signal."
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"I found some evidence that points to the real arsonist."
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"- Well, let's see it. - Not yet. You have to guess what it is."
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"We don't have time for guessing games!"
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"Nah, let's try it. It might be fun."
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"Is it D.N. A?"
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"You had a turn. I want to guess."
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"Puma Pride! Puma Pride!"
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"Catch the fever, Skinner!"
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"You crumb bum!"
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"Marge, this is the God's truth. I burned the mural."
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"But I did not burn Skinner's car."
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"- Get him outta here, Chief! - Yes, ma'am."
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"- Wouldn't know. We only get basic cable. - Ouch."
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"Yeah, I also like that Sex in the City. Huh!"
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"None of those girls look like my wife."
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"- Sports Center's not bad. - Yeah. I never got that show."
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"- What's to get? They just tell the scores. - Yeah, I suppose."
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"Nah, I'm enjoyin'it. Hey, you ever watch them strong-man contests?"
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"They're pretty good. Those guys look strong."
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"A lot of guys in prison say they're gay, but I don't know. They look strong to me."
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"D'oh!"
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"Now, here comes our first outlaw!"
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"so I had to paint it with pudding."
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"- A convict painted that? - Yeah."
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"Ooh, solitary."
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"Oh, Jack. That's so soulful."
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"Oh, and guess who's up for parole. My diamond in the rough."
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"- Is that enough? - Two more bites!"
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"Ow!"
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"- You told a lie for me. - I know."
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"Actually, Marge, it's the third if you count that farm couple."
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"Remember, I believe in you."
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"Thanks, Marge."
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"What's wrong with my sundaes?"
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"We'd, uh, like to invest in your spinal adjustment device."
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"We might be able to do business."
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"So you really didn't do it?"
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"I believe you, Jack."
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"Nah, I'm enjoyin'it. Hey, you ever watch them strong-man contests?"
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"Oh, no!"
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"Oh! That's a pushing motion!"
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"No napkin could wipe the crumbs of failure from your mouth!"
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"Ow! Oh, my back. Dr. Steve didn't do anything!"
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"What the-"
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"Mrs. Marge Simpson. I'm here to teach an art class."
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"Hmm?"
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"Welcome to "Freeing the Artist Within.""
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"How did someone so sensitive end up here?"
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"I'm sure your macaroons are scrumptious, Marge."
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"You've been warned. Stop chiropracting!"
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"Very law-abiding. No convicts at all."
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"Careful, I'm frail."
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"Come on, come on. Let's go!"
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"Yeah, but Skinner said I had-"
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"I just saw you!"
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"You looked me right in the eye and lied to me!"
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"#The Simpsons #"
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