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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - The Gang Hits the Road (S05E05)

"'Cause then the brake lights don't work. I know what I'm doing."
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"'cause these maps are from, like, the '70s, dude. G.P.S. System? Oh, hell, no!"
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"We gotta go do this old school, baby. Maps, fresh cigarettes, fresh coffee,"
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"Oh, goddamn it. What is that car?"
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"Hey, guys. What's with the trailer? Hey."
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"- Why are you at work early? - I woke up early this morning and went and bought a new car."
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"It's pretty sweet. Where you guys going?"
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"Nah, it's cool. I'm gonna stick around."
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"I'll go get my stuff."
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"I can't believe you've never been out of Philly, Charlie."
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"What else have you not done, bro? Uh, I've never eaten a pear."
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"The top, the bottom? What do you mean, where do you start?"
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"Oh, Deandra! We just left!"
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"Nah. Dennis, do you have to smoke?"
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"Roll your window up then, Dee, 'cause I'm a-smoking."
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"That is completely insane. We're definitely going to the Italian market."
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"He flicked you off, man. Son of a bitch."
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"What's wrong with your tires? The car's scraping."
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"Unbelievable. How about we put a couple of doughnuts on there?"
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"Seriously, dude? Yeah. We're talking structural damage down there."
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"Road trip's not off. I have a good idea."
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"I mean, that's a good touch. New car smell."
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"Goddamn it! Get out! All right."
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"I got window! Get out!"
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"You call window, Frank?"
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"You jerks! I got window."
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"That new car smell is starting to give me a headache. Dennis, give me a cigarette."
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"God, dude, this thing is so heavy!"
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"Oh, it's in my- Get it! You're gonna burn a hole in the new upholstery!"
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"That's good. Yeah."
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"Hate to break it to you, but there's no CD player in here. Are you shitting me?"
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"No. Why would you buy a car with no CD player?"
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"Because the guy knocked 50 bucks off. So you had the option?"
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"I would've thought that you would've at least made a mix for the road trip."
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"You don't keep a good mix tape in your car?"
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"Just turn the radio on!"
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"I'm trying to give it- Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme,"
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"There we go. Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme..."
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"The first step is releasing the anger and aggression..."
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"All right, I'm gonna run to the ladies' room for two seconds."
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"All right, Charlie. Get ready to scratch two things off of your bucket list."
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"Oh, I don't have a bucket list, dude, 'cause I'm not dying."
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"Guys, we're gonna go grab some furniture to throw in the back."
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"Ten minutes. That's all. And we meet back here."
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"Nice! Yes. One of nature's most delectable fruits."
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"No. Okay. Thirty-five cents."
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"There you go. Good barter."
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"Chomp into it. Yeah. Just bite it?"
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"- Charlie, give him the pear. - I can't. I just ate it."
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"The whole thing? Yeah. It was pretty gross."
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"You didn't tell me not to eat the stem, dude!"
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"Of course it's gross! It's a sticker, bro!"
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"I eat stickers all the time, dude! Oh, my God."
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"Well, make one, Den. Make one, please. Make a decision?"
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"I know what I'm doing. I'm buying you a piss jar. Ooh!"
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"I'm gonna go barter with that guy. Barter with the Gypsy."
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"Black to yellow? No, dude. It's blue to something. You never let me do this, okay?"
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"Here's your piss jar."
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"No, I don't like it in there anyway. All right."
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"- We are all hooked up here, dude. - Mmm."
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"Fine. Uh, go. Maine."
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"Uh, New Hampshire. Vermont."
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"Philly. North Virginia."
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"It's the drinking that's the amusing part."
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"I got an idea."
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"'Cause I feel like I already dodged a bullet once today. What do you mean?"
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"Well, I mean, you know, Gypsies- I don't want anyone shrinking my head and shit."
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"Yeah. Yeah. Well, first of all,"
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"That's sort of a witch doctor thing."
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"But either way, neither one of them can shrink heads."
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"Let's burn the chairs. All right. A couple hot dogs will calm me down."
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"Thanks for driving. I really appreciate the ride."
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, my God. You're running away from home, aren't you?"
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"Oh, no, no, no."
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"Sweet baby, they are gonna eat you alive in Hollywood."
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"I'll be fine."
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"# Just easier than dealin' with the pain #"
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"# Wrong way on a one-way track #."
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"# Seems like I'm neither here nor there #"
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"Is that piss? Is that piss?"
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"Pull over, you little dick!"
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"Stop the car!"
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"Piss! You know what?"
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"Oh!"
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"I'm so sorry, dude. I don't know what happened, man."
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"Yeah, we're close. I use this gas station all the time."
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"Oh, yeah. I sure as shit am, dude."
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"I know. But that kid was, like, really young and sweet and innocent-looking."
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"Say what? I'm sorry?"
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"I'm saying that I did an ocular assessment of the situation,"
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"I want to unfold this thing. I'm gonna pass out."
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"Aah! Aah!"
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"Are we moving?"
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"Hmm?"
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"We're not moving, are we? No."
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"Where do you think we are? I wonder how far we got."
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"And then you guys were getting here now, so I figured- Did you go and come back?"
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"Did an ocular pat-down on him. Amazing, right?"
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"- You cleared him, Mac? - I cleared him."
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"I thought Mac cleared him. I didn't think there'd be a problem."
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"- Little hair of the dog. - That was the closest I ever got to being out of Philly, man."
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"All right, cheers. Cheers, you guys."
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"ENGLISH - US - PSDH"
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"You gotta be careful of the wire, Charlie."
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"I'm not gonna pinch the wire. I know what I'm doing."
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"Make sure it's on tight. It's on as tight as it's gonna get!"
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"Okay. All right. It's on good and tight."
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"Hey, Dennis, I think we should get, like, a G.P.S. System,"
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"cooking out on the grill, sleeping in sleeping bags. Old school."
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"Campfire. Let's do old school!"
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"- Oh, shit. - Who is that? That Sweet Dee?"
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"Ah, shit. Okay, don't- don't- Just don't say anything."
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"None of your business. What are you doing here so early?"
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"Yeah, what happened was he told us about a road trip. We got all excited."
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"Yeah. Charlie's too scared. Yeah. He's never left Philly before."
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"Why leave Philly, you know? He's frightened."
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"You can't come 'cause it'll take forever."
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"Yeah, and you're gonna have to pee every five minutes. It's gonna be stupid."
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"I'm not gonna get stuck behind with Charlie."
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