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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - Isaac the Groupie/Mr. Popularity/Help! Murder! (S01E01)

"I mean, uh, I'm a headliner, you know."
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"I don't go on first."
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"Well, uh, Barry,"
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"I, uh... Ah, details."
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"I'll leave that to you."
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"Listen, I gotta go rehearse."
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"So I'll see you later, huh, kiddo?"
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"You don't have to thank me."
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"I'd do anything for you, okay?"
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"What do you say, captain?"
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"Hey, who's watching the store?"
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"Yeah. Heh."
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"He was bothering you too, hm?"
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"Who? Mr. Keys? Bothering me?"
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"Ha. Why he's the funniest man in the world."
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"Miss McCoy, there is funny "ha-ha,""
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"there is funny peculiar."
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"Woody Allen is funny "ha-ha.""
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"Buttering one's hand is funny peculiar."
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"You're right, sir."
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"But he's expecting me to put him in the show."
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"Well, you're the officer in charge of entertainment."
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"Tell him no."
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"But he's an old friend of my father's."
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"I feel obligated."
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"Then put him in."
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"But he's not funny."
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"Then don't put him in."
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"But I like him, and it would mean so much to him."
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"Then put him in."
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"But I have a responsibility to the other passengers."
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"Then don't put him in."
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"Miss McCoy, when one is in the position of authority,"
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"one has to make difficult decisions..."
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"Decisions that affect people's lives"
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"but you have to do it."
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"You have to be rough."
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"Thank you, sir."
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"I'm going to be honest, tell him he stinks"
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"and he's not going on."
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"That's rough."
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"Hi, there."
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"Hi."
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"You live around here?"
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"Nice talking to you."
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"Just take one of these before bedtime."
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"It'll help you to sleep."
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"I hope so."
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"Things go whirling around in my head all night."
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"What kind of things?"
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"Family things."
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"There's so much left unfinished."
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"And I'm not getting any younger."
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"Well, you're just as young as you feel, Mrs. Warner."
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"Little medical joke."
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"Doctor, your hand."
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"Yeah. I got one on the other arm too."
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"There's no wedding ring."
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"Right."
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"Mrs. Warner, is this a proposal?"
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"How about your insomnia?"
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"What insomnia?"
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"Soon I'll be sleeping like a baby."
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"What about that. I'm a faith healer."
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"How would you like to meet a young, gorgeous,"
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"sexy person?"
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"I've already met one today."
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"It's my granddaughter, Shirley."
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"She's got a brand new car,"
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"she's got a stereo tape deck..."
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"Mrs. Warner, I've been accused of many things."
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"But being a fortune hunter isn't one of them."
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"What kind of car?"
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"What... Believe me, Mrs. Warner,"
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"I'd love to meet her, but really..."
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"Shall we say in the Acapulco Lounge, 7:00?"
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"Oh, 7."
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"I've got an awful lot of things..."
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"Wonderful. I'll see you then."
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"Another fine mess you've got me into."
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"How's that? That all right?"
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"Yeah, it sounds all right."
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"Bring it up a little bit. Yeah. Let's do it that way."
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"Testing!"
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"One, two, three."
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"Yeah, that sounds all right."
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"Hold it right there."
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"Hey, Ronnie?"
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"Give me the spotlight."
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"That's good."
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"You know, it would be a good idea"
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"if you iris in on my head"
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"when I'm doing a parody, right? Good."
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"Julie, how are you?"
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"Just straightening out the spotlight."
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"Can I talk to you a minute, Barry?"
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"Yeah, sure. Ronnie, take five."
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"Barry, you know that when we book"
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"the shows for these cruises,"
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"that they're pretty well worked out in advance, right?"
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"Yeah. Go ahead."
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"What's wrong?"
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"What is it?"
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"I'm all right. Let me get the doctor for you."
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"No, no, no, no, no. I'll be all right."
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"Let me catch my breath."
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"I'll be... I'll be okay. I... Uh, really."
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"What is it, Barry? Your heart?"
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"No, no, no. Look."
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"I'll be all right."
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"Just... let me rest a second."
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"Are you sure?"
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"Do you know what I really need?"
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"The sound of applause."
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"I'll bet you after the show tonight,"
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"I'll feel real good."
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"Wild horses couldn't stop me from performing."
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"The show must go on, Julie."
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"Right?"
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"Right."
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