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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - Isaac the Groupie/Mr. Popularity/Help! Murder! (S01E01)

"The show will go on."
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"And you will too."
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"Okay. Let's try some jumping jacks."
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"As my old army sergeant used to say..."
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"I'll tell you guys later what he used to say."
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"Here we go."
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"Hello, my name is Danny."
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"Would you like to come for a drink with me later?"
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"See that man lifting weights?"
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"That is my husband."
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"Well... nice talking to you."
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"Hi."
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"Hi."
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"You look kind of beat."
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"I am."
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"Uh, in case you're wondering,"
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"my name is Barbara Holmes."
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"I'm sorry. I'm Danny."
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"Yeah, I know."
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"I got a lot on my mind."
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"Like, with school?"
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"No. Hey, school's always been a piece of cake."
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"I wish I could say that."
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"Communications."
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah, me too."
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"Well, then, we should be able to communicate."
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"I guess so."
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"I better get going."
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"How about a toast?"
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"Sure, why not?"
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"To, uh..."
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"To success."
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"To success."
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"It's been very nice talking to you."
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"You really dig him, don't you?"
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"Yeah."
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"It's none of my business, but... why?"
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"I mean, he's only after one thing."
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"No. There's a lot more to him than that."
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"He's bright, he's sweet,"
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"he's a really nice guy."
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"Are they selling rose-colored glasses in the gift shop?"
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"Come on, he's under a lot of pressure from his friends,"
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"you know?"
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"If he could just get past this one thing,"
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"he could be himself."
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"You know, you're pretty sharp for such a young girl."
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"It's not gonna do me any good."
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"He doesn't even know I exist."
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"Well... nice talking to you."
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"Tsk."
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"That's what they all say."
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"Seven o'clock!"
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"I can't make it."
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"Believe me, Shirley, he's handsome,"
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"Johns Hopkins, single, and you can't make it."
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"Where are you when I need you?"
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"Gram, Dave King invited me for a drink at 7,"
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"and, Gram, he's very nice."
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"Can nice buy you a condominium?"
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"I'm talking doctor."
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"I'm sorry. I've made my plans."
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"What are you doing?"
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"What... What are you doing?"
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"I'm throwing myself overboard."
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"What is the point of living, when my granddaughter"
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"gives up a doctor for a nobody."
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"Where are you when I need you?"
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"Stop that."
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"Really?"
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"I mean, you're gonna let Barry Keys"
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"Yes, I am."
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"Well... I mean, it might work."
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"Disaster movies are in."
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"Isaac, just between you and me,"
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"he's a very sick man."
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"And this could be his last chance"
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"to be in the spotlight."
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"You understand."
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"Julie, you're all right."
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"Oh, let me take it in."
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"Okay."
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"Julie."
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"Maybe if I'm extra generous with the drinks,"
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"the audience will be too bombed to walk out."
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"Come in."
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"Is that what you call resting?"
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"Uh, uh... Uh, let me explain."
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"That was a phony heart attack, wasn't it?"
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"Always thought I could have made it"
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"as a straight actor. I..."
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"Julie..."
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"Okay, I'm a phony."
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"But a desperate one."
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"Why do you think I came on this cruise for?"
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"Because I knew that Freddy Stevens, the agent,"
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"was gonna be on it."
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"Back in Hollywood"
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"they won't even let me in the office to audition."
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"Ain't that a laugh?"
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"I was a star when he was pressing pants."
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"So you used me?"
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"Guilty."
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"But I helped your father."
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"You owe me one."
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"Right."
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"But after you do the show tonight..."
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"the slate's clean."
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"Is there no end to a doctor's self-sacrifice?"
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"Give her a chance, Doc."
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"I mean, how bad can she be?"
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"Uh-oh. The moment of truth."
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"Ah, there you are, doctor."
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"Ah, there you are, Mrs. Warner."
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"Come and meet my beautiful Shirley"
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"with the warm disposition,"
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"who can cook and sew like a bandit."
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"A sewing bandit?"
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"Oh, Mrs. Warner, I forgot."
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