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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - The Gang Runs for Office (S02E02)

"These things are hilarious."
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"- Uh, Garbage Pail Kids. - Heavin' Steven."
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"or the Republican who's blasting my ass?"
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"Some clown runs for office, drops out of the race..."
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"to get involved in politics."
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"I nominate Dennis."
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"I got the same bone structure."
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"- For God sakes! - The people have spoken. You're out."
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"Frank, I don't... I just don't think this is the best idea for our candidate's image."
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"You gotta be shakin' hands. You gotta be kissin' babies."
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"No babies. Don't kiss babies."
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"I mean, when I look at you, I see success."
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"Give me this chance. Just give it to me."
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"- I can get a clipboard anywhere. - Yeah."
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"- Yes. Correct. - But not to win."
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"You know, like, in the movies, union guys are, like, tough and shady and shit."
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"We're being listened to. Bugged. The feds. I get it."
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"But, uh, I'm gonna go home and pay my taxes."
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"Right?"
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"I've got a better idea. Let's screw this son of a bitch."
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"He called us nerds, Gary."
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"Are you gonna take care of the crime problem here?"
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"- People are really responding to me. - They love the bone structure."
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"First you wash your hands of politics. Now you want back in."
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"Excuse me. Hi."
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"If you give me the baby, I could get it over with."
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"- I said no! - Goddamn it! Just give me the baby!"
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"- Somebody help me! - Lady! Give me the ba..."
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"than a woman who is smart and attractive."
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"Really? Wow. You nerds work fast."
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"Who's the nerd now, bitch?"
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"- Bro, you have to drop out. - Why?"
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"- All right! Oh, God! - You don't have thejawline."
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"- It looks good. - Just trying to get my tan on."
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"What is going on in here? Are those beach towels?"
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"- I could be a legitimate politician. - He's goin' to the top."
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"- You are going to hell, little man! - Mmm, I don't think so."
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"Dude, you and my dad share this futon?"
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"I can't read these words. They're not in the right order."
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""I leave power. Good."
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""Taxes. They'll be lower, son."
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"Sorry I'm late."
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"Hi."
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"Let the men do the work here, Dee."
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"before it becomes a more expensive problem..."
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"if you catch my... drift."
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"Dinner. That sounds good."
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"my little girl don't go nowhere without her old man."
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"- So? - I need to destroy Dennis."
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"he was sent home for the statutory rape of a teenage camper."
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"- This is a goddamn smear campaign. - You raped a girl?"
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"No, no. Okay. Rape?"
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"- All right, you got the tape? - Affirmative."
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"I'm gonna need you to beg."
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"Bro, I am in some serious shit. I needed him to drop out."
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"What do you say we get outta here?"
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"- Oh. - Who's the slut?"
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"- Whoa! Whoa! All right. - You bitch!"
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"- Oh, hey, man. That's great. - Yes!"
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"- What do you say? - Oh, yeah. Hey, man, I was doin' some thinking about that."
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"- I don't wanna do that anymore. - What?"
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"No, I don't. You're not the boss of me."
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"I'm the campaign manager."
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"You're fired."
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"Well, that was stupid."
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"Bit of an overreaction, don't you think?"
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"- Yeah. Pretty sweet, right? - Totally sweet."
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"Ah! Ah! That's what I'm talkin' about."
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"Fine. No guns. Piano wire. Maybe we can use some piano wire."
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"And my Garbage Pail Kids. And..."
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"And he just drops right out of the race on me."
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"Sorry, Charlie. Plan's off."
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"What's goin' on? Is there a problem?"
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"Are you soliciting a bribe from me?"
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"- These are priceless. - What are you guys lookin'at?"
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"- Classic. - Totally classic. I love Heavin' Steven."
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"Are those those stupid cards where babies are doing disgusting things?"
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"Uh, no. They're the amazing cards where babies are doing hysterical things."
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"You got quite a collection there, buddy."
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"- Yes, I do. - Hey, Charlie, how about givin' me a couple of these?"
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"- Uh, no. - I tell you what."
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"No. These are, like, an investment."
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"This is my future here, so don't mess with them."
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"Hey, have you guys seen this?"
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"We are getting blasted in the ass by the state liquor tax."
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""Blasted in the ass"?"
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"Mac, we have this same conversation every year."
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"There's nothing you can do about taxes."
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"You guys might want to think about voting every once in a while."
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"- What has voting ever done? - Why... Since wh... What has..."
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"- Why are you comin'down... Voting? - Who am I supposed to vote for?"
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"Am I supposed to vote for the Democrat who's gonna blast me in the ass..."
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"- It is a coast-to-coast, nationwide ass blast. - You're gonna get your ass..."
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"No more! You guys are such morons."
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"If you knew anything at all about politics, you would know that that is not true."
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"Deandra, it's just some jerk gettin' into office..."
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"so he can get out for the payday."
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"Right. The guy's runnin' for office. He's... What? What payday?"
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"I see it every year."
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"and gets a big chunk of dough."
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"I mean, you have to be a real low-life piece of shit..."
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"Okay. I just got off the phone with the city clerk."
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"Turns out there's an election comin' up."
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"- Local, small-time shit. Anybody can run. - What's the position?"
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""South Philly, Zone 2, District 37 Comptroller."
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"- Nice. What's a comptroller? - Who gives a shit? We're doin' it for the bribe."
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"- I accept your nomination. - Wait a minute. How come he gets to be the candidate?"
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"Take a look at that hair... Kennedy hair."
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"Note the bone structure. It's like a young J.F.K."
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"What are you making that noise... What is that about?"
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"- You got something funky goin' on in the forehead area. - Five head."
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"Did you say five head? I don't have that."
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"Deandra, a woman in politics is like a donkey doing calculus."
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"Come on. There are plenty of amazing women politicians."
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"- Name one. - Uh, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton."
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"- Awful. - How is she awful?"
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"- Hates freedom. - Uh..."
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"Okay, Dennis, you are gonna need a campaign manager. That's me."
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"- So... - Ooh. We should put that one to a vote."
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"'Cause I'd be a good campaign manager."
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