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Clips from Fantasy Island (1977) - The Over-the-Hill Caper/Poof, You're a Movie Star (S01E01)

"Good boy. How did you like his trick, boss?"
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"Well, it's a beginning."
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"[ Tattoo ] Never heard of them or her."
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"She's certainly good-looking enough."
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"during the past 40 years ever since he went straight."
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"But now, for his fantasy, Spence wants them together again for, uh, one last job."
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"My dear guests, I am Mr. Roarke, your host."
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"Oh, Miss Russell, I'm afraid you've made a mistake."
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"Tattoo."
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"[ Shirley ] No, of course not."
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"Mr. Roarke, when do you think my fantasy can begin?"
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"Thank you so much. Oh, sure."
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"Ah, Mrs. MacLean. Mr. Roarke."
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"Okay. Tommy, I'd like you to meet my wife."
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"the best wheelman in the business."
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"[ Spencer ] My old gang. You really got them here."
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"All right, this is the law."
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"[ Muttering, Groaning ]"
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"I was only kiddin'."
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"Hey, puttin' on a little weight, eh? Oh, why not?"
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"Well, I sure hope so."
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"Hi, there. Wait a minute. Who are you?"
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"Bring those things in here. Courtesy of your producer, Arthur Gantman,"
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"Well, don't be. There isn't time."
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"Here's your script. Well, I'd better start memorizing."
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"And, honey, you have a date with Desmond Vaughn."
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"Not the Desmond Vaughn?"
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"No! But Desmond Vaughn--"
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"He's my favorite movie star."
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"Oh, that Mr. Roarke thinks of everything. Oh, no."
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"Oh, you're puttin' us on."
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"Oh, uh, yeah. [ Chuckling ]"
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"and I don't want her to get hurt."
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"to invest a million dollars in one of his bogus companies."
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"but I'm with ya."
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"Mr. Prentiss chose it because of his special needs for security."
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"But men of Mr. Prentiss's ilk..."
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"What's the setup inside?"
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"Mr. MacLean,"
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"your fantasy was to have your old gang reunited..."
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"and your blackmailer made available."
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"But compared to what we put up with in the old days,"
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"Oh, thank you for the flowers and everything, Mr. Gantman."
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"What can I get you, Spence? Scotch? Brandy?"
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"What's the matter?"
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"♪ [ Disco ]"
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"Honey, you've got two and a half."
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"with a little luck, early-- we'll schedule part of your portrait session."
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"fling around to the main gate and wait for us there."
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"It's right, uh, there."
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"We've gotta get movin'!"
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"- Come on. Let's go without him. - Some getaway."
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"Go."
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"The switch is not on. The switch has nothing to do with--"
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"I hope I don't come down with pneumonia in the middle of the picture."
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"It seemed natural that your fiancé should want to share..."
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"in this exciting fantasy of yours."
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"So, uh, who is this Arthur what's-his-name?"
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"You can understand that, can't you?"
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"It is just for the weekend, isn't it? Of course."
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"They've got me on such a busy schedule."
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"Dinner. All right?"
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"Yeah, so long."
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"I don't want you-- I mean, this is gonna be very dangerous."
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"Bill, people actually want my autograph."
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"Me, Shirley Russell from Omaha."
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"We'll give you the total star buildup."
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"the front office feels the picture needs some punching up,"
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"Skittish about what?"
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"This is Winnie MacLean."
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"The dream of a lifetime."
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"somebody looked up to."
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"Do you wanna do a nude scene? Of course not."
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"Well, honey, it isn't."
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"Up! Up the rope! Up you go!"
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"How did you guys get up here ahead of me?"
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"Ready? Yeah. Tap it."
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"I think she's ready to go, boys. Let her go."
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"Shh! I should have lost some weight."
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"[ Door Closes ]"
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"Make some noise to get him down here. Noise, noise!"
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"[ Woman ] Charlene, you and Rosemary get together and make sure..."
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"I've wanted one..."
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"Bill!"
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"Ex-movie star. Oh!"
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"Back in the mothballs for the lot of us. Oh, but not forever."
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"You're hired."
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"Good-bye. Good-bye."
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"Thank you. Bye-bye. Bye-bye."
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"I see that Pepper is still with us, huh?"
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"I know, boss. But I turned down the offer."
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"My dear Tattoo, do I detect a chink..."
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"The plane! The plane!"
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"[ Squawks ] He likes sunflower seeds, you know?"
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"how is your latest moneymaking scheme coming along?"
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"Oh, very good. He's not biting anymore, and he's starting to talk."
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"Oh. Pepper, come here."
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"[ Squawks ] Look. Pick it up."
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"Come on. Pick it up. Pick it up."
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"But when you teach him to fold it and put it back, then you'll have something."
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"Smiles, everyone. Smiles."
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"Any famous people on board, boss?"
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"There is indeed, Tattoo. Miss Shirley Russell. Who?"
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"[ Roarke ] Shirley Russell, the star of two new,"
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"very high-class European pictures--"
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"The Scarlet Whip and Two Women in Bondage."
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"That's probably because the films were never really made."
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"But if we are going to fulfill Miss Russell's fantasy,"
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"we have to convince certain people that she is an actress on the rise."
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"Why? What's her fantasy?"
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"[ Roarke ] Hers is a dream shared by women the world over, Tattoo."
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"She wants a chance to become a movie star."
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"[ Roarke ] She is indeed."
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"Ah! Mrs. Winnie MacLean,"
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"heir to the Winnfield fortune,"
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"and her husband of two days, Spencer MacLean."
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"[ Tattoo ] With all that money, what's her fantasy?"
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"Well, she believes they have come to Fantasy Island for her honeymoon."
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"But in actuality, it is Mr. Randolph's fantasy we are charged with fulfilling."
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"Mr. Randolph? But I thought you said that his name was Mr. MacLean?"
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