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Clips from Master of None - Thanksgiving (S02E02)

"You weren't eating candy, were you?"
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"Wait. I thought Dev was black."
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"and, Denise, you a black woman,"
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"That's what a franchise is."
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"Now, both y'all sit on down so we can get ready to eat."
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"And I'm a big old White Castle, so..."
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"Ooh, this looks good."
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"I don't want no Newport potatoes."
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"♪ Even got a big sister By the name of Chocolate Thai ♪"
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"It's just us. Arsenio ain't coming."
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"And you watch your tone."
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"in one room for another Watkins family Thanksgiving."
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"Ooh, if Nicole was black, we wouldn't even be talking about this."
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"I know that's right."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"No, Mama. No parsnips."
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"I hate them suckers."
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"I'm trying to make it work. You wanted to play spades."
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"She got a gambling problem. She can't be around playing cards no more."
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"Oh, yeah, I know mixed Erica. She's cute."
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"Nah, mixed Erica's fine as hell."
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"Like... I like her."
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"I have a crush on her."
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"Wait, are you trying to tell me that you're..."
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"- Wait. You're from Lebanon? - No."
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"I mean, I always thought there was a good chance."
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"You gonna tell your mom?"
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"Why?"
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"All right, so everything's a contest for us,"
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"What the hell, Ma?"
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"It's just a hydrating mask. You know I got a dry T-zone."
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"You excited?"
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"Yeah."
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"I'll see y'all later for dinner."
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"We cool. I'ma just kick it with Jen real quick."
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"You got saved."
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"It's just something I know."
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"I'm just annoyed that I even have to have this conversation with you."
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"It's not like this was my choice."
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"Well, who else you done told?"
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"She do be forgetting stuff."
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"Well, it wasn't my all-time favorite conversation with my mom,"
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"Oh, man."
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"I figured she would."
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"She's a crier."
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"'cause that be happening."
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"baby, that is her business."
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"- Please. - But being gay"
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"Oh, Lord."
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"You wear toe rings."
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"I can't believe your mom turned your room into a gym."
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"- They don't know y'all live together? - No."
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"Ooh, my legs are sore."
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"- Hey, boo. - Hey."
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"Michelle, this is my mom, Catherine."
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"Yeah, the whole me-being-Indian thing probably tipped you off."
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"Don't make me break out the Halloween pictures, all right?"
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"Damn, why you got to hate on the Pan?"
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"Remember when we were black and Indian Mario and Luigi?"
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"- All right, come on. - All right, Michelle."
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"Okay."
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"- They're nice. - Mm-hmm."
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"I was living in Shanghai for about two months for work."
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"Ma?"
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"Well, you know my hearing is bad."
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"Where did she go?"
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"- Thanks. - Mm."
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"I said your yams turned out really nice this year!"
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"Nutmeg, cinnamon, whatever the hell!"
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"If you want to bring your friend over here, that's fine,"
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"but don't be making eyes and rubbing backs and getting all fresh."
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"I saw you. I know that look."
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"I always thought you were looking at Joey."
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"Should we fire this up?"
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"Dude, you're literally gonna meet her in a few minutes."
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"You can't be dating some girl with the Instagram name NipplesAndToes23."
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"These are some provocative photos."
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"See, that's the thing about Sandra Bland, you know?"
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"If Sandra was white, we wouldn't even be having this conversation."
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"That's why I keep telling y'all,"
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"So apparently there was this Indian grandpa in Alabama,"
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"and he was walking around his neighborhood,"
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"and he doesn't speak English."
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"He tries to walk away."
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"and he's paralyzed now."
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"I think I know the answer to this question,"
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"Nope."
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"Horrible."
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"there's this bulldog that set a world record"
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"He was going through the legs like..."
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"No, NipplesAndToes23."
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"No, it's "nipples" and the word "and,""
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"- So Nipples... - AndToes."
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"- Twenty-three. - So..."
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"NipplesAndToes23."
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"- Hey, Dev. - What?"
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"Sure."
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"Thank you."
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"Can you pass me the blanket?"
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"Sorry."
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"Get up, asshole!"
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"I'll get your milk. I'm getting up anyway."
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"DD, tell him your recipe."
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"Who the hell is this girl?"
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"I just met her tonight, but I feel like"
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"A T-H-O-T."
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"- It's an acronym. - You know what?"
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"I'm not in love with this whole lesbian thing,"
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"What happened to Michelle?"
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"They got into a big fight, and they broke up."
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"Does anybody know why the hell she keep calling Denise "DD"?"
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"Fill me up."
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"- Thanks. - Mm-hmm."
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"We're really on a high right now"
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"'cause I killed it for her birthday."
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"Before the night was over, I had New Edition come through"
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"and sing her favorite song, "Can You Stand the Rain.""
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"Oh, I didn't get the real New Edition."
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"- Mm, love the name. - Yeah."
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"The Filipino Johnny Gill was no joke."
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