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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - Yokel Hero (S32E32)

"♪ Happy birthday to you ♪"
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"- Moe, take my keys. - Yeah, you got it, pal."
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"I'll keep 'em safe till you're sober."
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"Make me two sets of these"
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"Hey. We're here."
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"- ♪ Being friendly with Kirk ♪ -"
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"We have other cops in this town?"
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"Go, Book Burners."
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"Hey, this moonshine made me go blind!"
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"Well, since neither of us can be home tonight,"
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"♪ I had all the wealth that a man could want ♪"
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"♪ And tasty possums ♪"
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"Kids?"
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"- Pay up, Lis. - Oh, why do I keep betting on"
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"Especially a fine woman like your ma."
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"Gee, thank you, Homie."
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"Are we gonna get food after?"
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"Amen."
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"It stuck!"
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"No, my wife's family is Goobers."
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"You ain't pitchin' me on a pyramid scheme, is you?"
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"Hey, if it's to find baby names,"
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"And I swore I would never go back to retail‐‐"
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"But I promise I'll always shoot straight with you,"
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"Of course, of course."
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"Well, let me just give this a quick gander."
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"♪ We're broke and we're dirty ♪"
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"♪ And I thank the Lord for that ♪"
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"That's me."
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"♪ When I count my blessings every night ♪"
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"♪ RisingStar."
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"♪ YokelOno."
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"♪ OkefenokeeKaraoke."
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"Not loud enough! Not loud enough!"
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"Get me a new audience."
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"Something is going on here."
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"Something weird."
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"Okay, help. Police!"
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"Never a cop around when you need one."
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"You changed my life."
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"Ooh, I just got goose bumps."
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"Once you sign with me, you can call me up at 3:00"
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"Unless it's breaking out of jail."
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"I don't love you."
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"to play your wife in the commercial?"
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"No, that's not a hug."
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"- Get him off. Get him off! -"
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"Hey, why does the Pope have no merchandise?"
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"I'm just whippin' up another batch"
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"Not a single American was employed in its manufacture."
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"Unless Homer decides to disregard my wishes completely."
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"No, man. A Star Is Born is about"
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"This here is much more like"
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"And everyone in BTS, except for Jungkook."
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"to a woman who thinks you're the most important thing on..."
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"♪ If you love me... ♪"
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"Mr. Lin‐Manuel Miranda."
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"Cancel my tour dates!"
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"I want to tell your stories. Tell me your story."
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"They should call them Netflix normals."
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"Have you ever been interested in a roofing company?"
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"- Forget that. -"
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"Jailbird, what about you?"
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"Hacksaw. Hacksaw."
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"Ah, yeah."
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"Ah, yeah."
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"FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY"
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"♪ Happy birthday, dear Carl ♪"
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"♪ And Lenny More... ♪"
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"Carl, for your birthday, I oiled your barstool."
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"‐"
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"- Y'ello. - It's me, Homer."
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"Marge, I'm so sorry I'm still here."
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"It's just, it's Carl's birthday."
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"Right. It's Carl's birthday."
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"Then it's Lenny's half birthday."
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"Then it's Canadian Thanksgiving."
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"Don't forget Tu BiShvat, the Jewish Arbor Day."
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"Just don't drive home drunk, Homer."
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"I'm serious."
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"Sometimes there's advantages to living and dying alone."
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"I could drive off a cliff, free as a bird."
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"and get 'em to me by closing time."
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"Homer, Homer, let‐let me call you an Uber."
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"Are you, uh..."
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"Homer?"
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"Geez, you're better off walking."
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"Take me to Moe's."
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"You're good. Five stars."
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"♪ There's liquor on my brain ♪"
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"♪ I'm peeing in the drain ♪"
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"♪ What a glorious feeling ♪"
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"♪ I'm blotto again ♪"
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"♪ I'm talking too loud ♪"
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"♪ There's no way in hell ♪"
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"♪ I'll be ready for work. ♪"
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"Marge, um, you see, there's a little hitch."
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"I'm in jail..."
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"I knew it. I knew you'd screw up."
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"I wasn't driving. I was walking."
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"I wasn't a danger, just a disgrace."
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"Don't come home tonight."
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"- But... - Just don't."
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"I always thought that rock bottom would feel more fun."
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"Well, sometimes when you're at rock bottom,"
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"anywhere you look, you can see the stars."
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"- Cletus! - Hiya, friend."
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"What you said is very wise."
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"Well, I went to M. I. T. T."
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"The Mississippi Institute of Trailer Trash."
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"‐ ‐What are you in for?"
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"Oh, cops don't respect us hill folk."
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"Every three months, they shut down my still"
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"and take the hooch."
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"Oh, wait, my hat's just over my eyes."
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"Oh, wait. I am blind."
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"At least your wife's not mad at you."
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"Aw, well."
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"Hey, Officer! This prison got itself a guitar?"
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"Of course."
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