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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - Uncut Femmes (S32E32)

"For the next 36 hours, you will be my crew"
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"aboard the USS ship with a name we're not allowed to say anymore"
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"and with good reason."
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"We sailors have fought many battles in the Pacific theater,"
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"but today we face"
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"oxidation."
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"Kill those lousy Oxies!"
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"Rust has overtaken the vessel, and I'm giving you three tools"
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"wire brushes, marine paint,"
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"and the remainder of the weekend."
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"Chaperones, you will stand watch in six‐hour shifts."
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"for the whole weekend?"
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"What's she looking for, a personality?"
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"So, I guess we should figure out some system to pair up, like..."
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"Hey, Sarah, we've met before."
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"I'm Bart's mom, Marge."
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"Hi."
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"So, overnight field trips‐‐ the things we do for our kids."
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"Kids."
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"So..."
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"have you ever been on a battleship before?"
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"Probably."
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"We're so close, we can read the labels"
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"on the drummer's medications."
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"Mild depression rules!"
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"Eh, nice seats, huh, fellas?"
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"Luckily, I was able to get my wife to take over chaperoning"
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"some stupid battleship weekend with Ralphie."
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"Hey, I saddled my wife with that, too."
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"Ah, they'll be fine."
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"Wives, they love that World War II stuff."
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"Yeah, they're always gifting their husbands"
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"books and movies about it,"
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"but you know they're really buying it them for themselves."
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"Hmm."
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"And number ten would be..."
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"What are your top ten ways of starting a conversation?"
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"Talking."
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"I guess we should get back to the kids."
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"They're asleep."
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"Almost midnight? How did it get so late?"
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"Oh. It's only 8:50?"
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"Wait. Did you move the clock ahead"
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"to trick the kids into going to sleep early?"
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"Sarah, I'm impressed."
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"A bottle of pocket alcohol."
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"Ah..."
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"No offense, Marge, but, geez, this field trip sucks!"
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"You said all those words!"
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"I'm just quiet."
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"Even though everyone thinks I'm an idiot."
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"No, no, we don't think you're an idiot."
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"We just think you're boring."
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"Did you bring this from home?"
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"- It wasn't locked? - Oh, maybe it was."
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"Uh, wink."
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"Ooh."
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"I've never done a swig."
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"Oh, Sarah Wiggum, who are you?"
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"I love Clancy, but you have no idea what it's like"
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"to be married to a man with a dangerous job"
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"Actually..."
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"And with the way he eats,"
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"could be his last."
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"Maybe I do understand."
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"It just takes so much work to be a mom and a wife"
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"if you catch my drift."
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"Sometimes it feels like he..."
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"Takes me for granted!"
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"Why do his last‐minute man‐plans have to ruin"
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"the one day of the year where I get to be catty?"
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"Hell yeah, sister."
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"Well, you know what? You and me,"
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"we're like two fun peas in a party pod."
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"We should do more hangouts."
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"Oh, I'd like that, but there's a reason I keep to myself."
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"Ooh."
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"Secret reasons."
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"Sarah!"
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"Marge!"
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"Please take this bag off my head."
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"I think whoever you kidnapped"
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"before me was a smoker. Ugh!"
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"She's just some vanilla soccer mom."
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"She doesn't know anything."
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"Hey, there, Sarah. I see you're hanging"
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"with the Yankee Candle crowd."
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"Wait. Y‐You know these people?"
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"Marge, meet Bette and Erin."
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"They're my old partners."
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"Partners in crime."
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"You're a criminal?"
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"Jeebus Crackers!"
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"Hi, Mr. Seger."
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"Boy, you probably don't remember this,"
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"but I saw you at an airport once,"
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"and I was too nervous to say anything,"
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"we'd go on some dumb school field trip,"
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"but when we got these tickets, we ditched them so fast."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"You broke a promise to your wives?"
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"Because we're all running "Against the Wind.""
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"Terrible "Night Moves.""
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"Look at this."
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"They're all the times I've kept commitments to my wife."
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"the needs of his coequal life companion."
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"Why, the real silver bullet is truth."
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"We're terrible husbands."
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"I never should have left Marge holding the bag."
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"We've got to go make it up to Bob Seger."
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"And our wives."
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"Sarah, you were a crook?"
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"has been a lie."
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"We weren't crooks. We were thieves."
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"♪ I ain't no hollaback girl, I ain't no hollaback... ♪"
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"but they loved to watch us walk away."
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"Wallets. Watches."
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"MP3 players that held over a hundred songs."
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"Man, it was a blast."
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"I was the driver, and as always..."
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