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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - Uncut Femmes (S32E32)

"the honeypot."
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"Ooh. Ow."
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"Hey there, blue boy."
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"I was walking past your big building"
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"and seemed to have sprained my ankle"
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"Do you happen to have..."
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"- What, a girlfriend? - ...an icepack?"
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"I'm sorry. I'm s..."
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"Of course, of course I do."
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"Uh, this is just my night job, by the way."
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"I'm, uh, putting myself through the police academy. Yeah."
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"I love a man in a rented uniform."
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"The kiss was part of the plan."
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"Come back to pile."
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"Uh, I gotta go, blue boy."
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"- I'm sorry. - Ah, no problem."
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"- Oh, um, will you marry me? - Probably!"
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"My best friends were arrested."
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"And it was all my fault."
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"Oh, cool your jets."
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"It wasn't your fault we got busted."
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"She got away with our whole take,"
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"That backstabbing sack of Spanx."
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"Wait, so it wasn't my fault you got caught."
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"Yeah, and if you hadn't gone all horndog on that rent‐a‐cop,"
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"you'd have been locked up, too."
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"We found Red."
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"She goes by the name Lindsey Naegle now."
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"I've heard of her."
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"She works in various female executive positions around town."
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"and you're gonna help us."
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"No, I left that life behind me."
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"I have a husband now,"
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"and a son who's smart in a way we haven't figured out yet."
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"Well, it'd be a real shame if the Chief of Police"
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"found out his wife was a common criminal."
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"You never told Clancy?"
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"Let's just say he's always been better"
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"Why don't I just call him now and tell him everything?"
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"I'm in."
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"Not unheard of."
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"Most women have such an idealized version"
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"of the Second World War in their heads"
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"that when they meet the cold, hard reality,"
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"Did you see what happened?"
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"There was but one witness."
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"Junior Seaman Ralph, give your account of the watch."
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"The mommies got new face hats, then got into a slidey‐door car."
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"Don't worry, I speak Ralph."
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"Face hats? Slidey‐door?"
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"God, they were kidnapped!"
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"‐ ‐And there's only one man bold enough"
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"to kidnap the wives of the chief of police"
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"and his slightly slimmer acquaintance."
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"I spare, I swear."
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"I need your family to be happy and healthy,"
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"if something were to happen to?"
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"Okay, but what about one of your cronies?"
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"I assure you, you are a beloved figure"
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"amongst my business brethren."
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"Mm."
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"You look a lot like that guy Chief Bungles."
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"But there's no other reason to kidnap Sarah."
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"and that's all there is to her."
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"Apparently not."
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"Perhaps your wives were not kidnapped."
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"Perhaps they left because you are selfish men."
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"That's the only explanation."
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"All right, what's the job?"
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"Naegle sold the jewels she ripped off from us"
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"She kept the biggest rock for herself."
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"You're gonna rob the Gen Gala?"
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"Sorry, sorry. Scheme away."
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"Okay, here's how it's gonna work."
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"Nope!"
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"Excuse you?"
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"Look, I may not know anything about heists,"
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"but I am the world's biggest superfan of the Gen Gala,"
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"and your plan won't work."
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"If you did any research,"
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"you'd know Beyoncé's going to be carried in"
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"by 20 plus‐size gladiators,"
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"who will form a human pyramid"
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"right on top of your way in."
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"No heist."
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"If you're so Kmart smart,"
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"how would you get in?"
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"Well, these entrances will be blocked by fans,"
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"press and authorized stalkers."
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"The best plan would be to put on a crazy dress"
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"Although, you wouldn't get far without a publicist"
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"who knows everything about the gala."
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"This vanilla soccer mom could be our secret weapon."
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"Me? Join the robbery?"
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"No way!"
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"Stealing is one of the big "thou shalt nots.""
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"It's about setting things right."
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"Lindsey Naegle betrayed us for money and fame,"
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"and all we got are bad prison tattoos."
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"Aw, duckies!"
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"Marge, aren't you tired"
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"of being underestimated and overlooked?"
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"Together, we can right a wrong"
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"and look damn good doing it."
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"I've always wanted to say this..."
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"I'm in."
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"This is Kent Brockman outside"
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"the Museum of Generational Wealth for the annual Gen Gala."
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"This year's theme is "The Audacity.""
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""The Nerve.""
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"But I'm stuck out here,"
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"where hundreds of nobodies have gathered to watch"
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"Should we do this without Marge?"
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"This is her favorite watching‐party of the year."
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"Forget her. I'm jonesing for snark."
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"Oh, God, would you look at that dress."
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"Who is the designer, the Great Pacific Garbage Patch?"
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"- Probably? - Ah..."
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"Ah, that's the good shade."
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"The plan's working. We look amazing."
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