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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Oh Honey (S06E06)

"I hope I can pass this hot dog."
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"## [Upbeat Pop]"
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"and give her a cup of tea."
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"Wow, an architect. How fascinating."
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"She wasn't the one who dropped it."
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"- It's not a number I recognize. - So, don't answer it."
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"Too many crazies had my old number..."
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"- That's been goin' on a while. - Only way I know how."
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"Hey, I was in the neighborhood..."
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"Go on."
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"I, uh... I can't be friends with you anymore."
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"Lily hates you."
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"Not entirely."
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"So I wrote him a letter, and I poured my heart out."
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"[Speaking Portuguese]"
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"[Cell Phone Rings]"
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"There you go."
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"Hey, uh, listen, Honey, while I've got you..."
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"do you have any idea what kind of difficult stuff Zoey's been going through?"
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"Oh, I can't tell you about that."
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"The only people that are allowed to know are me, Zoey and her therapist."
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"I am her therapist."
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"Oh! Well, in that case."
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"[No Audible Dialogue]"
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"Uh, okay, listen, I think we've made great progress for today."
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"I gotta go. Bye."
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"- Mom! Marcus! - [Knocking]"
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"What's this really about?"
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"I told you. Lily hates you."
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"I think you hate me."
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"I think you have some big problem with me..."
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"and you're too chicken to come out and say it."
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"All right. Yes."
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"I... hate you."
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"Great."
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"See? Was that so hard?"
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"Zoey."
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"Can you at least tell me why?"
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"Because I'm racking my brain here, and I thought..."
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"[Sighs] I just wanna know why."
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"So we got Ted and Zoey."
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"Ted is in love with Zoey. Zoey has no idea."
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"Then, Zoey's cousin Honey went home with Barney..."
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"and Zoey was happy about it, which tells us what?"
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"- Zoey's in love... - Zoey's in love with Ted, and Ted doesn't know."
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"So, Ted and Zoey, they're in love with each other."
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"Which would be fine if Zoey wasn't married to Colonel Mustard."
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"I mean the Captain."
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"Except now, as Honey informs me..."
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"And we miss you. But the cousin thing mostly."
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"Let's get that goin'."
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"Fine. I will, uh, make it happen."
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"Bye."
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"Okay, well..."
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"I guess I'll take it."
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"Zoey and the Captain are getting divorced."
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"Which means?"
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"So help me, Marshall..."
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"if you don't call those two crazy mixed-up kids, I will."
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"Give me that phone."
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"Why do I hate you? Are you kidding?"
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"Uh, you're actively trying to prevent me from realizing a lifelong dream."
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"So there's that."
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"Plus, you're stubborn and-and argumentative."
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"And, what kind of name is Zoey? Huh?"
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"Wh-What is that? Short for Zoseph?"
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"- [Cell Phone Ringing] - Go on."
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"Get it. I'll have more in a second."
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"Hello?"
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"Oh. Hey, Marshall."
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"Yes, I am."
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"Yes, I am."
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"He is?"
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"Bye."
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"- Why was Marshall calling you? - Don't worry about it. Go on."
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"You talk during movies."
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"You... You sneeze with your whole body."
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"- To my knowledge, you do not speak Portuguese. - Well, actually..."
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"You're a show-off."
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"Better take that."
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"Uh, hey, Marshall, can I call you back?"
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"I'm out in the hallway with..."
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"She is?"
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"She is?"
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"Marshall, I gotta go."
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"- They're kissing. - They're kissing!"
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"- Yeah! - [Marshall] They're kissing!"
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"English - US - SDH"
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"[Ted Narrating] Kids, after Uncle Marshall lost his father..."
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"he stayed home a while to take care of his mother."
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"And the longer he stayed there, the more it was like he had never left Minnesota."
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"Eriksen residence. Marshall speaking."
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"[Laughing] Oh, that is too cute. Say it again."
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"No. It's called manners, jerk."
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"Now, what's goin' on in New York? Give me something."
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"There is one thing that's been going on."
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"Uh, it's about Ted."
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"- Oh. - And Zoey."
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"[Ted Narrating] Kids, as you remember, Zoey and I met..."
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"because she was trying to save an old building from being torn down..."
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"and replaced by a new building that I had been hired to design."
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"And yet somehow despite this, we all became friends..."
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"which brings us to the night Aunt Robin decided to cook dinner."
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"[Sizzling]"
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"I thought the oven was Celsius."
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"It's okay. We got hot dogs."
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"Yeah. And it's not like you can screw up a hot dog."
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"Oh, God. This is so good."
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"I'm gonna finish it in the bathroom."
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"Could someone pass the ketchup?"
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"Oh."
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"- Oh! - [Bottle Shatters]"
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"Oops."
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"Looks like someone's goin' out in the cold to get more ketchup."
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"Oh, come on, man. I brought the wine."
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"Which is all gone."
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"- Oops. - [Sighs] I'll tell you what."
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"- You get this one bottle, I'll get the next three. - Tell you what. No dice."
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"- I'll get the next hundred. - You're not getting outta this."
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"- You wanna go on a date with my hot cousin? - I'll get the ketchup."
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