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Clips from Gilmore Girls - Richard in Stars Hollow (S02E02)

"I'm fine, Mom."
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"that there's a very limited space there."
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"- Don't be silly. - 'Cause this is not a conversation for that."
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"So I talked to the head of the cemetery, and he suggested that we buy an annex."
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"If we do get the annex, and you do eventually, someday, get married..."
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"- Gross. - Eat in ignorance and enjoy."
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"- So, Dad, how's retired life treating you? - Fascinating, actually."
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"- Last Thursday. - For heaven's sake."
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"- What is? - Having him home."
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"- and it's been that way ever since. - So now it's different."
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"Then you'll find your rhythm..."
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"- Paris. - I'm not done."
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"All right, everyone, we should get working."
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"- I guess. - Interesting."
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"- No, anything's fine. - All right."
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"- Is that for tonight? - Yes."
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"- Do you not want lamb chops tonight? - No, lamb chops is fine for tonight."
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"You don't want to sit around while I have my hair done."
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"You can cancel that."
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"Your hair looks fine."
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"- Why don't you go there now? - On a Wednesday afternoon?"
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"Three Days of the Condor, The Show, and The Jerk."
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"You might want to put that stuff on a higher shelf."
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"- You have to take your father. - What?"
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"The zoo, the mall, Rhode Island. Get him out of my house."
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"He's out of control."
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"I was kicked out of summer camp..."
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"I can't handle the entire day with him. I can't."
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"Not at all. The directions were fine."
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"- That worked out well. - Yes, it did, didn't it?"
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"It was run by this terrible little couple."
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"They were very angry."
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"Always a plus in business."
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"- Dad, do you know what you want? - I already ate."
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"- Is that your second cup of coffee? - Third. Why?"
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"I tuned them out at the first screech."
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"Send a bottle to every room that's towelless."
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"Watching me at work is not very interesting. Trust me."
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"- That's your working outfit? - Yeah."
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"all the hostility she was expressing toward me was just jealousy."
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"People. They're very upset with the color of that fence."
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"- Why aren't you helping? - I'm trying."
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"- We'll call you soon. - Talk to you soon."
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"You realize there are no tablecloths in the dining room?"
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"I know you have many problems, but I have to have some towels or linens..."
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"That was my linen delivery guy."
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"Because I'm only telling you this for your own good."
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"We'll think of something else to write about."
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"No. I did not mean to do this."
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"Even better. 'Small-town minds run amok. '"
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"Next time, stop the car completely before you get out."
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"Yes, I would."
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"- There are only three of us. - Yes, but we like choices."
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"- Who's going to help her get into Harvard? - Reese Witherspoon."
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"Getting her in will be a breeze."
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"- Just standing here. - Next to?"
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"- She can't accept it. - Dad, it's okay."
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"- So you are a certified mechanic? - No."
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"- Let's go. - Go where?"
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"I feel like one of us should have stood between them waving a flag or something."
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"- Check it again. - I already checked it again."
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"- I've got all night. - I don't."
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"Those are not ridiculous questions to ask."
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"Thank God I checked again."
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"I've got this."
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"The ones where I'm about to get really mad at you."
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"Excuse me?"
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"If I tell her she can have the car her boyfriend made for her..."
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"- or you will not be invited again. - Invited?"
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"I can hardly point to an event that would prompt you to do so..."
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"I never thought about retirement."
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"I never thought about what I would do or what I would be once I wasn't working."
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"of the human race..."
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"I'm afraid I'll have to take a rain check on dinner. I'm not very hungry."
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"They actually had a meeting..."
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"It's a crazy world we live in."
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"but I don't know, I was just in that kind of a mood."
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"So how was your day with the girls?"
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"No, thanks. We had Chinese food."
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"- Thanks. Is it cold out there! - I know, it's freezing."
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"Come on in. Sit by the fire."
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"I'll make you both a drink and then we can talk."
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"- About what? - Antennas up."
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"Aye, aye, Captain."
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"So, Lorelai, how are you?"
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"- Rory? - I'm fine, too, Grandma."
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"- How are you, Mom? - Also fine."
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"Look at that, all three of us fine, just like the Judds."
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"So, Lorelai, are you dating?"
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"No, I'm not dating."
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"- Really? There's no one at all? - No, I'm totally single."
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"- Any chance you'll get back with Max? - No, Mom, there's no chance."
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"What about the man at the diner who refuses to shave?"
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"- Luke is just a friend. - You think you'll be single your entire life?"
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"Excuse me?"
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"In terms of your finding someone, what do you think the odds are?"
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"Okay, what is going on?"
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"Never what you think it's gonna be."
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"I just wanted to check on things, make sure they were keeping it up..."
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"changing the flowers."
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"So I went inside and looked around, and it occurred to me..."
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"Now, of course, there's a slot open for me, Richard, you, and Rory."
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"But after the two of you, that's it. No more room for anyone else."
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"Yes."
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"So if you actually do meet someone someday..."
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"I don't know where to put him."
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"Maybe we could just dump him at the local pool hall."
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"We can't expand into the crypt next door..."
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"because the family that owns it won't even discuss it."
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"I'm getting a little creeped out."
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"- An annex? - Yes."
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"Like an outlet store. It would specialize in the irregular family members."
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"Just say 'fat chance,' will you?"
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"I just meant we'll have to decide who to move."
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"Why don't we move Aunt Cecile? She was always annoying at parties."
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"- She loved the 'knock, knock' jokes. - Mom!"
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"- What? - You can't just kick out Aunt Cecile."
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"'Knock, knock. ' 'Who's there?' 'Pineapple. ' 'Pineapple who?'"
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"That's where it ended. Never fully grasped its concept."
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"She was a complete idiot. Okay, it's decided. Cecile goes."
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