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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"This is going to be so hot."
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"I swear, if he doesn't call me back,"
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"Please hurry, sir."
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"I want to do dirty stuff with you."
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"Every red light run is an extra $20."
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"Baby?"
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"Check this out."
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"So close."
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"We'll come in after you guys are asleep"
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"God, Lily."
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"Real nice."
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"Make fun, but America loved that guy for a reason."
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"Looks like our little boy is finally moving out."
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"We knew he'd get there."
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"The answer is "no," you secretly want to be single"
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"Question two."
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"Yes, I did."
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"Really? You mean it's not from Old Yellow Legal Pad Magazine?"
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"Why? This is crazy."
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"Oh, come on, Robin doesn't smoke."
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"Where's Barney?"
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"I noticed."
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"Do we really want a TV in the bedroom?"
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"I thought we did."
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"Should we, um, move this to the bedroom?"
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"Well, it's a lot better than yelling, "Ted's not here," over and over again."
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"Well, since I only have one box I figure I might as well unpack it."
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"Uh, the thing is my kitchen is kind of small."
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"You're saying there's no way to make room for the single box of stuff"
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"It's not me."
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"put on the suit."
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"What suit?"
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"That's the suit I'm talking about."
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"Okay, I opened it. And there's a suit there."
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"That's the suit I'm talking about."
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"I look like Barney."
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"A little Ellen DeGeneres but you pull it off."
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"I think you should call me The Commodore."
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"- I'm not calling you... - You're not getting your stuff back."
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"No."
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"Well, so what do I have to do?"
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"No, it's not what you have to do, it's what you want to do,"
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"before you go take Fun Ted out back and shoot him."
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"So... first thing on the docket..."
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"Hey, look, world's strongest man is on."
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"Yeah, that's 'cause the, uh, TV is old."
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"Yeah. Um, not too early. I have church."
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"I miss Ted."
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"Ha, nice shooting."
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"Admit it, you're having fun."
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"Solo."
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"Thanks. You're the best. I love you."
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"Anyway, I got us everything we need."
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"Hey, man, why don't you, uh..."
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"Uh, because you're Admiral Jerk of the British Royal Douchery?"
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"You can keep my stuff."
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"- Hey. - Hey, did you get the truck back?"
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"No."
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"Do you anything that wasn't made by John Woo?"
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"Let's go back to my place."
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"Hello?"
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"Lily, we are that tree."
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"What do we do?"
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"I think we can marry each other."
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"Ted!"
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"I know."
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"You know... I'm really happy with you."
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"Let's go back to my place."
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"so maybe we should..."
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"The category: top ten things I would've called my truck..."
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"It was never your truck."
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"Number seven, "The You Scream Truck.""
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"Number two, "The Slam-Boney.""
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"Kids, in the spring of 2007, everything was great between me and Robin."
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"So we decided to try and make it even better."
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"We decided to move in together."
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"So, I can have the moving truck here by 8:00 am."
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"Does that sound good to everybody?"
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"By the way, what are you guys doing with Ted's room?"
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"'Cause if you need help with the rent, I'll take it."
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"I don't call what you guys do "living.""
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"Here's the deal, I need a room closer to the bar."
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"It takes me exactly 23 minutes"
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"to get a girl from the bar back to my apartment."
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"A lot can go wrong in 23 minutes."
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"I'm going to go through with this."
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"Stuff I won't let him do."
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"Oh, no, no, no, no, no. It was all my fault."
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"When I'm this drunk, I go crazy!"
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"I bet you do."
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"What up NYPD?"
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"See? If I had a room here all I have to do is get them upstairs."
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"Come on, guys. It'll be great!"
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"and I'll be gone before you wake up."
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"So, you get to have sex and we get to wake some skanky girl up in the morning"
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"and kick her out?"
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"Some guy just told her that he loved her then pretended to go to the bathroom"
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"and never came back you can't make her a cup of coffee?"
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"I put all your heavy jackets in this box marked "winter.""
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"And all your colorful sweaters in this box marked "Bill Cosby.""
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"Wow!"
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"Almost done."
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"Not so fast."
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"Take your sword."
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"Wow."
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"- End of an era. - Yeah."
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"It's a bummer to break up the set, but you're going to need that sword."
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"It's true-- my building is infested with dragons."
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"It seems like just yesterday he was a cute little freshmen."
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"He did it later than the other kids but we never pushed him."
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"You haven't moved in yet, have you?"
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"Good. You guys have to take this quiz."
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"I found it in a magazine."
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"Well, if it's anything like you're "Are you wearing panties" quiz,"
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"I'm out."
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"Question one,"
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"Ted, "Do you want to move in with Robin?""
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"Mm. Yes."
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"Oh, you got the first one wrong."
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"and hang out with your awesome friend Barney.""
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