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Clips from New Girl - Fancyman Part 2 (S01E01)

"- Don't bring them into this. - Don't tell me, tell them."
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"Damn it."
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"Hi."
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"Hi, guys. Harold. Kumar."
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"I love you both. Oh, the zany adventures we've had."
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"But we can't go to White Castle today."
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"Just can't do it."
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"You're serious about this?"
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"Cece? Is Schmidt bothering you?"
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"This is not over. Okay?"
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"It was kind of hot. That man knows how to pat a back."
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"At any point during the night did you do your Kermit the Frog imitation?"
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"Maybe once or twice."
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"Stop. It freaks me out, you know."
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"What do I do? I really, really want to see him again. Like, badly."
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"- Just call him. - I can't."
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"He's too sophisticated. He told me he'd run with the bulls."
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"And I quote, "Not the touristy bulls in Pamplona.""
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"Big deal. Just call him."
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"Schmidt says the moment a woman touches a phone, she loses her power."
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"Unless she's sexting, in which case she gains a half-power."
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"That's Schmidt just talking... What does Schmidt know?"
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"Look, all the guys that you live with, boys."
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"I bet he likes women who know what they want and ask for it."
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"Sweetheart, you are sophisticated."
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"You just gotta pick up the phone, and you ask him out for dinner."
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"You know what, you're right. I am sophisticated. I'm gonna do this."
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"- What is that? - It's a phone."
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"Oh, God."
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"Thus ends ourjourney through the words of time."
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"From Dylan Thomas to Bob Dylan."
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"From Dylan to Dylan."
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"They're both named Dylan."
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"We have to rage, rage against the dying of the light."
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"And when the light is no longer bright."
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"Don't think twice, it's all right."
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"It's over."
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"Smartest guy I know."
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"Professor?"
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"- Professor? - Yeah."
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"We wanted to remind you about the wine and cheese event."
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"The soiree, eh?"
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"Super classy."
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"Crackers, bubbles, crab, hummus."
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"I e-mailed you about that. That was me."
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"I don't read it."
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"Oh, mommy."
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"All right, Dirk, what about Deb?"
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"- You guys having problems or something? - No, no, no, everything's fine."
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"She left me and moved out of the house. I guess it was "too hard" to support me."
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""Financially." It's all fine."
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"Allowed me to realize the one thing that was missing in my life."
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"- Scarves? - Undergraduate ladies."
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"Girls our age, what do they want? They want us to wed them."
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"They want you to eat off plates. Girls in college..."
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"all they want you to do is tell them that their photography has potential."
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"Don't they hang out with guys their own age?"
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"Hung with a 20-year-old dude lately?"
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"Trust me, they are setting the bar very, very low."
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"Haven't gone through their gay phase yet."
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"I'm gonna call Shelby and see if everything's all right."
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"- Sounds good, man. - What, dude? Relax. Okay?"
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"I just said we're giving space. Doesn't mean I can't call her..."
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"to see if anything funny happened on the plane."
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"You know what space means, right? Space to have sex with other people."
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"No, space means you go to Mexico and you do not have sex with other people."
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"Watch this. Nick, don't give me any space."
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"You got it, my man."
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"See, this makes it pretty hard for you and I to have sex right now."
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"All this space..."
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"allows me the opportunity to have as much sex as we want."
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"- Smartest guy I know. - See how much sex?"
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"Get out of my way, bookworms!"
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"Ready to make love to some college chicks?"
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"- When is the last time you had mono? - Don't know."
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"Tomorrow you're gonna say yesterday."
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"I have that team-building research you asked for, Mr. Schmidt."
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"What are you wearing?"
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"I don't... I don't know."
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"I found this at the lost-and-found at the gym."
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"I'm not quite sure how sexy a sex-cretary is supposed to be."
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"Never had to do this. I've never had to seduce somebody before."
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"If you're gonna seduce me, don't dress up like my Aunt Frieda at seder."
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"Come on, okay? I will do anything."
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"And I'll do it anywhere. All right?"
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"Even Fantasy Location Number Three?"
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"Okay."
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"Um..."
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"The Beatles are the best."
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"- Were you so upset when they broke up? - I would've been. But I was 1."
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"Heh."
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"Well, you're not 1 anymore."
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"Heh."
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"How's your prostate? I had my breast exam last weekend."
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"Like, they're fine. It's just boob in there."
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"But we have to be careful. Our bodies are decaying."
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"Are you okay? You seem strange."
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"Why didn't we kiss the other night? Sorry."
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"- I am sorry. - No, it's fine. Oh!"
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"This ought to take care of that. Dinner, okay?"
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"Oh, I cannot believe I almost left without..."
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"Baby, I don't want anyone to have space. I want to be standing right in front of you."
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"I want the air that you breathe..."
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"to be the air coming directly from out of my mouth."
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"I want to pass air back and forth between each other..."
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"until it's mostly carbon dioxide and then we both pass out and die."
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"No flights."
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"Hey, Schmidt, you mind if I borrow your car again?"
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"I find myself in my new Cadillac"
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"Hello, my name is Nicholas. Nick. Nick."
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"Buddy, nobody ever regretted throwing an after party."
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"Oh, I do. Look, I feel so old here. Is calling a girl "shorty" still cool?"
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"Your panty-melter."
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"Usually my hook is that it's closing time and I'm there."
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"If panties were snowmen, you were March, bro."
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"- Hey. - Don't do that."
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"Skyler. Miriam. Come over here."
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"Don't humiliate me. - How cool is my friend?"
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"- Are you a professor too? - No, no, no. I'm a bartender."
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"Who's 30 years old. I don't have health insurance."
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