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Clips from New Girl - Fancyman Part 2 (S01E01)

"You know how to make drinks?"
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"Panty-melter."
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"- Yeah, like alcoholic drinks? - Yeah, I do that professionally."
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"You could get me drunk professionally?"
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"- Are you a cop? Ha-ha-ha. - Sometimes."
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"- Do you have identification on you? - Ha-ha-ha."
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"I gotta call Jenna and tell her I'm making out with a bartender."
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"Five nights a week."
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"- Jess! You made it to the party! - What's going on?"
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"Why is the cast of The Social Network in our apartment?"
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"Dirk is a genius. Twenty-year-old girls, they think I'm awesome."
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"And look at them. They don't know what Saved by the Bell is..."
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"and they've never felt pain."
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"I'm Skyler' s Fancyman!"
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"Can you believe it? Where's your Fancyman?"
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"I don't know. It was horrible. He left and he gave me $100..."
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"for a cab."
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"And you know what? I'm gonna use the remaining 90..."
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"to get out of here and start a new life. It's been nice knowing you."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- I'm gonna die alone. - Oh, no."
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"- I am so, so sad right now. - Oh!"
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"My heart hurts."
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"Want Nick to make you a Bayberry Breeze? He is so smart."
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"- So smart. - Yes, I do. Yes, I do."
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"Ha-ha-ha! I'm not happy! Thirty sucks!"
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"Weird party move."
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"You and I defying gravity"
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"It's been two hours. This is officially crazy."
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"- Also, I have to go to the bathroom. - Just pee yourself."
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"than admit that we're sleeping together?"
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"Yep. Absolutely. Don't even have to think about it."
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"I don't wanna ruin what we have, okay?"
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""Cece, why are you sleeping with him?" And, "Seriously, why?""
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"Earlier, I was dressed as a sex-cretary. And I was wearing shoulder pads."
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"So I obviously must like sleeping with you."
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"Shut up."
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"This is pretty great."
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"- I'm freezing. - Yeah."
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"I'm so cold. How are you not freezing? Does your brown skin retain heat?"
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"From becoming popular"
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"Lar"
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"Take out your tampon and drink, Trevor! The Flip Queen has spoken!"
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"Chug! Chug! Chug!"
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"Chug! Chug! Chug!"
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"- Shelby. Babe, I don't want space. - Neither do I."
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"That's why I'm at your apartment."
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"Babe, look. I'm in Mexico. I came to see you."
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"You're so sexy, girl."
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"In or out of the wig."
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"I don't care."
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"Shelby, you make me feel so brave. And I've never felt like this..."
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"about anybody else before."
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"I love you."
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"And I carry your soul-song with me wherever I go."
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"I love you too."
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"I'm coming back, baby. No space."
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"You traveling with any non-U.S. Citizens?"
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"You actually catch people with that line?"
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"No, sir. Just me and my American heart..."
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"full of love."
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"Then how do you explain..."
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"this?"
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"I can't, sir."
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"No one in the entire world can explain that."
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"I'm so tall."
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"I feel like a Chinese basketball player."
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"Russell?"
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"Oh..."
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"- Hey, Jess. - I'm not Jess. I'm her cousin..."
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"Sylvia."
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"You doing okay?"
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"I want a donut."
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"Let's get you a donut."
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"Please."
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"I wanna talk to you."
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"Alone."
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"Drop me off at my dorm? The Hamilton."
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"I'd like to vomit now."
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"Yes!"
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"I've neverjumped out of a moving car before! That was badass!"
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"- Hey, Nick, that's the road. - Okay. What's up?"
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"- You want the woods. - Woods. You're smart."
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"- Come here. - It was nothing."
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"You're okay, Russ. - Okay. We can hug some more later."
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"This isn't her, you know."
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"She's not like us."
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"She's one of the good ones."
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"Time to make the puke, Russell."
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"So listen, man, it's really important to us that our equal sexual relationship..."
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"where neither one of us has the upper hand, remain a secret."
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"And, while I respect the fact that you listen to Wicked while you're alone..."
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"I can use that information against you at any point in time."
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"There's a stop sign."
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"- Is that a stop sign? - You probably wanna slow down."
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"Maybe it's a go sign."
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"I don't think it's a go sign."
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"I wanna talk to you. I wanna have a chance to explain."
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"That's okay. I understand."
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"I thought you wanted a sophisticated lady, but now I realize..."
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"that you like dating younger girls because we think you're cool."
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"And you know what? It's working because..."
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"I think you're a hottie with a body."
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"Um..."
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"I asked you out because I like you."
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"I haven't dated since 1989..."
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"1989 was, my friend, the year that I learned to use the toaster..."
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"by myself."
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"The text I got at dinner was from my ex-wife."
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"Sarah's with her this week and I didn't pack her inhaler. She had an asthma attack."
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"- Is Sarah okay? - Yeah."
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"Yeah, thanks. I just feel like I should've explained."
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"I really wanted to kiss you the other night."
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"- Really? - I wanted to do more than kiss you."
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"But I've forgotten how to tell whether it's the right moment."
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"- I was nervous. - You were nervous?"
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"Nick was right."
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"He can be really wise sometimes."
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"Oh, my God. It's happening!"
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"I feel scared and excited."
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