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Clips from New Girl - Fancyman Part 2 (S01E01)

"Naked with a kerchief."
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"- Donald Duck. - I guess pretty much any bear."
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"- Except Yogi. That's naked with a tie. - Alvin, Simon, Theodore."
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"The man-bulance fits the luggage of nine Shelbys."
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"Right."
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"- Was it like a caress or like a pat? - No, like a pat. It was distinctly a pat."
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"You've only dated boys. Russell is a grown man."
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"- Watch him bring it home. - I have to?"
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"Sometimes when I get a really long e-mail..."
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"Sire their children. They want you to have a bed frame."
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"Now, Nick, I want you to give me some space."
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"That does not..."
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"- What? Is everything okay? - I gotta go."
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"Here, there's cab fare. Get home safe."
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"We gotta find your angle with these girls. Your hook."
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"You were a panty-melting icon in law school."
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"Do I know how to make drinks?"
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"With you and I defying gravity"
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"So you'd rather sit in urine for the rest of the ride..."
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"Because if people find out, they're gonna have a lot of questions like:"
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"You think we have something to ruin?"
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"Secre-tarty."
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"- I got on a plane. I wanted to see you. - What?"
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"- Are you serious? - I miss you, Shelby."
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"Well, this is a fun group."
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"Because if somebody like you is sleeping with somebody like her..."
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"then maybe the whole damn world is upside down. It's just what I'm thinking."
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"I didn't ask you out because you're younger than me."
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"when I took her to the picture show in my buggy."
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"I'd like to do you at some point. Like, you know, really give it to you good."
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"It's coming. I think I'm dying."
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"Nick, your houseguest is urinating in the bathroom Tony the Tiger style."
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"- Naked with a kerchief? - What?"
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"No. What do you call top, no pants?"
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"That's a Winnie the Pooh. Or a Paddington."
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"I saw his entire butt."
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"Dirk's a good guy. My roommate when I was in law school."
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"- Smartest guy I know. - So he's a lawyer?"
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"No. But he has a law degree, business degree."
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"And a master's in agriculture. He's kind of like a degree collector."
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"- He's getting his PhD in poetry, so... - That sucks for poems."
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"How'd it go with Fancyman?"
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"It was an amazing first date. Except for one awkward part at the end."
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"I don't go on dates very often."
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"Guys my age always want to skip the date and just go right for the gold."
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"Which I don't give them because I'm stingy with my gold."
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"Unless they dig for it."
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"I haven't even gotten to the awkward part yet."
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"Oh. Hi."
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"Black sedan?"
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"Yeah."
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"What?"
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"So he patted me on the back."
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"I thought I'd at least get a front pat. Hoohah!"
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"- What? - Ha-ha-ha."
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"- Look, he probably got nervous. - No. Russell's never nervous."
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"That's the worst answer. Winston? What do you think?"
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"- Oh, thank God. Hey, what's up, baby? - Hey, is that Shelby?"
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"- Reer! - What's that?"
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"Cat sound. Oh, because you did the whip, we should..."
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"Guys. Okay, I'm just gonna ask Cece."
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"But next time you guys want advice about girls, don't come crawling to me."
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"- Got it. - Sounds good."
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"No, that was a joke."
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"I love it when you ask me stuff, it makes me feel important."
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"- And I love it when... - One shade the more, one ray the less"
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"Had half impaired the nameless grace"
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"- Are you wearing a lady's scarf? - Come to my lecture tomorrow night."
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"Absolutely not."
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"She's missing out, my man."
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"Schmidt. Borrow your car, take Shelby to the airport?"
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"Oh, I don't have a car, Winston."
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"Hey, Schmidt, uh, you mind if I use the..."
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"man-bulance? - Man-bulance is resting."
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"To get ready for the team-building retreat Monday."
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"I'm sure the man-bulance couldn't handle Shelby's luggage anyway."
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"What is wrong with you, Winston?"
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"It has the towing capacity of a thousand Shelbys."
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"You know what, here you go, Winston. There. Enjoy luxury."
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"All good, man. I got your second set, so thank you."
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"- How'd you get my keys? - Someone left your door open."
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"Someone left your face beautiful."
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"- Who is that? - Apparently his name is Dirk."
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"Sorry, Dirk, I'm seeing somebody."
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"But should that stop you from seeing this?"
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"- Yeah. That's awesome. - Does he keep you happy?"
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"- He does what he's told. - Yeah."
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"So you're the boss and he's your little secretary?"
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"- Oh, your sex-cretary. - I am definitely the boss."
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"Sex-cretary, he just made that up."
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"I hate bachelorette parties."
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"I have 50 different penis items in my carry-on."
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"If this plane goes down there's going to be sharks doing weird stuff."
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"- I thought you were going to Vegas? - No. Mexico. I thought I told you that."
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"Well, if you don't want me to go, I don't have to go."
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"No, no, no. I want you to go."
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"It'll be good. We've spent the last five nights together."
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"I mean, you know, we both could use some space."
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"- Did I say something wrong? - I'm sorry."
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"I couldn't hear you across all the space."
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"Hey. Great news. Um, Jess is taking a shower."
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"Okay, I just need like, a good, solid 10 minutes."
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"Eat this granola bar first. I want to try something called the horse trough."
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"No, Cece. I'm not having sex with you right now."
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"I have to get everybody in a version of "We Didn't Start the Fire.""
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"Totally fine, what do you need, like 20 minutes?"
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"Cece, this... Okay, this is real work."
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"For my real boss."
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"Who is not you."
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"Oh, I get what's happening here."
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"It's because Ponytail called you a "sex receptionist"?"
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"A sex receptionist answers calls all day."
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"A sex-cretary does scheduling, light filing, basically runs the office."
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"So first of all, thank you for the demotion."
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"- Second of all, I quit. - So I'll see you tonight."
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"- Did you not hear anything I just said? - Oh, no..."
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"I totally heard you, loud and clear."
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"But do you know who didn't happen to hear you?"
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"What are you doing? Don't... Don't involve them."
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"- Oh, my... - They just didn't hear."
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