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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"Come on, it's Sunday. It's pancakes day."
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"Lily always made the pancakes."
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"God, I loved her pancakes."
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"So soft. So warm."
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"So perfectly shaped."
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"Are we still talking about her pancakes?"
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"Come on, you got to eat something; what can I get you?"
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"- Beer. - No, that's what you had for dinner."
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"Fine."
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"Then I'll just have leftovers."
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"No, see, that's what you do when you have a fiancée."
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"He should be down here celebrating. He's free."
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"He got that redheaded tumor removed."
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"He needs to stop being sad."
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"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead."
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"It's only been a month."
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"He just needs to go at his own pace."
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"Anyway, Lily's the one who caused this whole mess."
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"Hey, cut her some slack."
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"She's our friend, too. She's just trying to figure out who she is."
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"She's selfish. She's immature. She's..."
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"Teddy Bear."
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"Yeah, it was hard to feel too bad."
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"I was dating the woman of my dreams, and things were going great."
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"Well, for the most part."
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"So, I found her shampoo."
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"I guess she left it here."
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"It smells like her."
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"Like lavender and seashells and hope."
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"That's my shampoo."
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"Mmm, I thought he'd never go to sleep."
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"- Uh-oh. - Already?"
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"He's calling her."
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"- I don't hear any-- - He's calling her."
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"Okay, you're right, I won't call her."
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"I will not call her."
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"Well, I called her."
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"And get this, she changed her number."
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"Like she's so special."
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"- Anyways, one of the Lily Aldrins said... - This has to stop."
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"Ted, we just started dating."
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"We agreed we don't want to move too fast,"
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"and yet somehow, we have a baby."
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"He can't feed himself."
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"It's only been a month and a half."
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"We need to get him out of that apartment."
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"It's 'cause you can still picture her naked."
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"You can't get over a woman until you can no longer picture her boobs;"
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"it's a scientific fact."
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"The average male brain can only store a finite number of boob images or "b-pegs"."
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"And your hard drive's filled to capacity with Lily's."
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"There are a lot of them."
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"Well, they won't go away until you overwrite them"
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"with images of other women's boobs."
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"Now, this journey may take as many as a million boobs,"
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"so we begin here tonight, my friend."
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"Those count as four."
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"This is fun right? We're outside, it's a beautiful day."
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"The Indians are winning."
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"I got to admit, it is really nice to be outside."
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"Yankee fans, please turn your attention to the Diamond Vision for a special"
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"- seventh-inning-stretch surprise - Oh, no."
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"It's all a big lie!"
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"You can drag me out of here, but she has no soul!"
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"We've tried everything-- baseball, strippers."
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"The guy still won't eat a damn pancake."
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"See, this is the problem with guys."
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"You don't know how to deal with heartbreak."
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"Oh, and what's your prescription, Dr. Estrogen?"
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"Eat Haagen-Dazs and watch Love Actually, till your periods sync up."
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"Oh, my God."
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"How long have you been doing this?"
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"Well, my dad taught me to shoot when I was a kid."
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"Whenever I'm feeling lonely or depressed, I come here,"
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"and it reminds me that... guns are fun."
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"Um, you know, Ted is kind of against guns."
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"And that's why Ted's never going to find out about this."
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"No, I-I just mean, please don't tell Ted."
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"You want to try?"
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"Oh, yeah, yeah, this is what I needed."
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"I felt so powerless this whole time, but this..."
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"I should of mentioned the recoil."
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"'Cause I was actually, like, three days away from suggesting that."
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"You're the first person to cheer him up all summer."
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"- You win. - Oh, what do I win?"
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"I'll tell you what you win: I'm taking you away this weekend."
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"oh, it's really romantic."
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"My uncle's had like three affairs there."
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"Wow, must be a nice house, I've seen pictures of your uncle."
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"This is going to be so great."
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"We'll finally get some time alone."
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"Yeah, absolutely. Dude, I'm doing much better."
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"In fact, take my car."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"Hey, thanks... and, hey,"
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"if you need anything day or night, just call me--"
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"You know what, please don't call me."
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"What? What's wrong?"
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"It's, uh, Lily's credit card bill."
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"She must have forgotten to switch her address."
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"So?"
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"So, I wonder what kind of charges she's making out there in San Francisco."
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"No. No, no good can come from looking at this."
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"- You've made too much progress already. - I know but I just, maybe the--"
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"You're a good friend, Ted."
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"August 5th, one charge-- tickets."
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"August 10th, one charge: Tennis Emporium."
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"and, get this, Pet Palace."
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"You guys see what this means, right?"
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"Wow, Mario's Bistro."
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"What a perfect place to whore around."
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"Only the best for my little Lily pad."
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"Oh, funk legend George Clinton, I am so glad you spotted me at your concert"
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"and dragged me on stage to dance with you Courtney Cox-style."
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"And I'm so glad you agreed to play tennis with me."
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"You know, Marshall tried to get me to play tennis for nine years,"
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"but I didn't do it, because I never truly loved him."
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"I got you a gift."
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"Oh! A ferret."
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"Oh, I'll buy it some food next door at the Pet Palace."
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