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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"Oh, I've always wanted one,"
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"but Marshall had this secret phobia of ferrets."
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"I bet that's something he made you promise not to tell nobody."
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"It was."
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"Oh."
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"I love you, too, Lily."
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"That's right, Marshall, she's all mine."
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"# Ow, we want the funk. #"
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"That's the craziest thing I've ever heard."
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"Plus, those charges are from, like, a month ago."
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"Exactly."
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"For new charges, you have to go to her online account."
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"You can see credit card activity from, like, two hours ago."
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"Why do you talk? Why do you talk?!"
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"He needs her password. It's not like he has her password."
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"Ooh, this is good, he has her password."
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"There's a charge from earlier today: the Kellett Hotel on 5th."
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"I don't believe this. Lily's back in New York."
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"I can't believe this."
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"That's really the only reason I've been able to hold it together so far this summer."
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"Okay, you know what? I'm calling her."
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"- No. - Ted, give me the phone."
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"You're not calling her, this changes nothing."
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"You, come here."
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"Look, while we're away this weekend, can you keep an eye on him,"
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"make sure he doesn't call that hotel?"
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"You want me to babysit him?"
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"20 bucks."
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"An hour."
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"And money for pizza."
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"Uh, yeah, how about you do it for free or every time we hang out, you have to watch this?"
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"Come here."
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"- My little blue-eyed baby, baby lips. - Ooh, ooh, sugar, sugar..."
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"Okay, I'll do it! Stop being a couple."
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"- Marshall. - Marshall, Marshall!"
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"Ted, I know I shouldn't do this, but I have to!"
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"- You call her... - We were together..."
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"- for nine years! - ...and everything we've been working so hard for"
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"is completely flushed down the toi..."
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"Hello, Lily Aldrin's room, please."
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"Thank you."
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"- Hang up now. - Ted, I can't hang up now."
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"- Hang up now. - The missiles are in the air,"
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"- and I know that you don't approve. - Hang up."
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"Hello."
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"Uh, a guy answered."
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"There's-there's a guy in her room."
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"- I'm going down there. - Dude, you can't do that."
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"I have to go down there, and I have to tell her I love her;"
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"I have to beg her to take me back,"
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"even if I have to get down on my knees."
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"- Marshall, you can't do that. - Oh, really, why not?"
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"That's how long it took me to get right about here."
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"Because you're pathetic!"
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"I'm sorry, but right now, you are not Marshall."
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"You are the miserable, whining, shampoo-sniffing ghost of Marshall,"
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"and frankly, a guy like you doesn't have a shot in hell with a girl like Lily."
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"You know who might have a shot somewhere down the line."
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"Marshall."
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"The real Marshall."
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"But if you go down there right now like this,"
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"you're going to blow it for him, and he's never going to forgive you."
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"Of course, whatever I say, you're just going to do the opposite, so"
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"have a great weekend. Good luck screwing up your life."
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"Come on, Robin."
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"Bold. Bold to go for the car."
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"I didn't say a thing."
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"You're the one who said "tough love.""
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"Yeah, tough love, not "hand the guy a noose.""
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"So you're a gun nut?"
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"- Do you know how many people... - The Second Amendment..."
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"A little."
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"Go for Barney."
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"We're at a fundraiser, helping young women raise money for community college."
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"Strip club, nice."
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"Yeah, he's here and he's great. Uh, hang on."
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"Marshall? Tell Ted that--"
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"Uh-oh."
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"Already?"
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"What? What uh-oh?"
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"He's gone."
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"You lost him?"
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"Crap, you're right. Okay, okay, here's the plan, here's the plan."
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"I'll stay here and get a lap dance. On three. One, two..."
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"Barney!"
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"Was there a hot tub at your uncle's place?"
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"Hi, uh, could you tell me what room Lily Aldrin's in?"
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"Marshall."
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"Hey."
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"What happened?"
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"and I had this little speech in my head--"
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"everything I've been wanting to say to her all summer about love, loyalty, respect."
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"I knocked on the door."
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"Yeah."
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"It wasn't Lily's boyfriend."
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"What? Who-- who was it?"
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"His name was Joey Adalian,"
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"although he went by a number of aliases in his years as an identity thief."
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"Apparently, earlier in the summer..."
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"Oh, this is so embarrassing."
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"Oh, here we go."
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"No, that's-that's a button."
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"- Do you, uh, take credit cards? - Yes, I do."
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"So Lily's not back in town, and she doesn't have a boyfriend?"
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"Th-That's good news, right?"
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"I don't know."
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"Those credit card charges were the only remaining connection I had to her."
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"She was my whole life, man, and now she's-she's gone."
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"You know, first day of college, I showed up,"
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"I was so freaked out, and-and I got up to my room, and there was my roommate,"
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"lying on the bed with his feet up on the wall."
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"Had headphones on, big smile on his face like he just didn't give a crap."
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"Happy."
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"Confident."
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"That guy was you."
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"You before you met Lily."
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"Ted?"
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"I was high that day."
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"Wh-What I'm saying is there's a version of you without Lily, and it's not this."
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"Okay, resolved."
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