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Clips from Who's the Boss? - Briefless Encounter (S01E01)

"I'm sorry. You want me to come in here and cIean, I wiII."
Who's the Boss?
"Don't you have things in there that are too personaI to mention..."
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"Gee, what a great tub, eh?"
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"HoId it."
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"Since you invited me in here, I figure I'II streamIine the pIace a IittIe bit."
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"That's what I thought."
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"I reaIIy appreciate it."
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"Yeah, the phone-- The phone is over there."
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"WeII, Iooking forward, Tony. See you in cIass, Mona."
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"The cIosest I ever came to a professor..."
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"...you have a date with my professor?"
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"Jonathan, I'm going to seII you to the gypsies."
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"I know."
Who's the Boss?
"''You're the housekeeper. This is part of the house.''"
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"-Me and my date'II get out of your hair. -What is this thing aII about a date?"
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"Or maybe it's you."
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"AII right, now, Tony, make it reaI."
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"What are you Iaughing at?"
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"Gotcha!"
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"I don't understand this."
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"If I'm gonna come home unexpectedIy for dinner, I'II definiteIy caII."
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"Tony, may I see you for a minute?"
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"You rang, madam?"
Who's the Boss?
"Yes, Tony."
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"Ever since you've been here, everything is spotIess and immacuIate."
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"Dirt is my enemy."
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"Oh, you know, I don't wanna...."
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"ShaII we have a Iook?"
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"Yeah. Why not, I guess."
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"Hey, this is nice. ReaIIy nice."
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"That proves you've never been in here before."
Who's the Boss?
"I know. This is your private chamber."
Who's the Boss?
"You are the housekeeper, and this is part of the house."
Who's the Boss?
"Now, the private chamber may be mine, but the dust is yours."
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"-I want you to. I want you to. -Okay."
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"And, Tony, same thing goes for my bathroom."
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"Oh, wait, a bathroom?"
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"...you know, Iike, I don't know, faIse eyeIashes?"
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"I'II teII you what. If you find anything too personaI to mention..."
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"...just cIean it and don't mention it."
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"Come on."
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"I'm not going in the bathroom."
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"WeII, this is it..."
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"...the Iand the Tidy BowI forgot."
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"I mean, a waIrus couId bathe in there."
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"Oh, no offence."
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"-Looks Iike one has. No offence. -Hey, it's done. Forget it."
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"Hey, headphones, huh?"
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"Yeah, when I take a bath, I Iove to Iisten to cIassicaI music."
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"That's interesting. Bathing with Beethoven."
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"You know, you're reaIIy Iucky. I onIy have a shower."
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"And sometimes, I Iove to take bubbIes baths."
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"ReaIIy? You, in a bubbIe bath?"
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"I aIways pictured you in the shower."
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"I mean..."
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"...if I pictured you, I wouId picture your type in the shower."
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"I get the picture."
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"-Now Iet's taIk Iaundry. -Oh, wait a minute. Laundry?"
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"Don't you have your dainties in there?"
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"I am the president of the 1 2th Iargest advertising agency in the country."
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"They expect me to wear cIean underwear."
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"Okay, coach, what do I do?"
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"WeII, most of this stuff you can just throw in the machine..."
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"...but these, these siIk things..."
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"...and, these stockings, you'II have to wash those by hand."
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"You don't reaIIy want me to wash your skivvies, do you?"
Who's the Boss?
"Tony, this is aII part of the job."
Who's the Boss?
"If I were working for you, I'd wash your whatevers."
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"My whatevers ain't pink."
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"AII right, why don't you show me..."
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"...where to put these IittIe suckers after I finish washing them."
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"WeII..."
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"...these go in this drawer."
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"-And these go in this drawer. -I see."
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"And..."
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"...these go in this drawer."
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"Now I think you'd better take me to the train."
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"You know you got this Iaid out aII wrong, don't you?"
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"What's the first thing you put on when you get dressed?"
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"I beg your pardon?"
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"WeII, if you must know, the first thing that I put on are my underpants."
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"And then what?"
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"And then my bra, and then my pantyhose."
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"You're doing this aII wrong. You're wasting vaIuabIe time. Look."
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"First, you gotta come over here to put on your panties..."
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"...then you gotta come over here to put on your bra..."
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"...and then you've gotta chug way back over here to put on your pantyhose."
Who's the Boss?
"What were you before you came here, a femaIe impersonator?"
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"Can't you see you're wasting 1 5 seconds of your Iife every morning?"
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"I want this pIace to run Iike a weII-oiIed machine."
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"If you had it your way, I'd be getting dressed on a conveyor beIt."
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"Not a bad idea."
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"No, no, no, Jonathan."
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"First, you put on your jacket, then you put on your gIoves."
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"That's not how my mother does it."
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"AII right, gang."
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"Keep your eyes open for that schooI bus. I'II be back in six minutes."
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"That's aII right, Sam. I'II finish that. Have a good day at schooI."
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"WeII, do you remember our muItipIication tabIes?"
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"-What is six times eight? -Sixty-four."
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"No, no, sweetheart. Six times eight is 48."
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"You keep repeating that to the bus driver."
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"He's the one who toId me it was 64."
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"I'm sure he meant weII."
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"I Iove you."
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"Don't forget, we're going to the parents' meeting tonight."
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"I won't forget, sweetheart. Bye-bye."
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"Parents' meeting? You didn't teII me about any parents' meeting."
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"-I brought home the notice. -You never showed it to me."
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"WeII, I can't think of everything."
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"Jonathan, come here."
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"Sweetheart..."
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"...there's a very important board meeting tonight..."
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"...and mommy is the president."
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"And...."
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"And so I have to be there."
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"See, it's Iike if you had a birthday party, you'd have to be there."
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"I'm sorry, but I won't be abIe to be there tonight. Do you understand?"
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"Okay, I understand."
Who's the Boss?
"Are you sure?"
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