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Clips from Ted Lasso - Tan Lines (S01E01)

"It'll be for you too."
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"And for me. But... just for us."
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"-Cool. -Good lad."
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"Good boy."
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"Come on, let's get out there."
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"Jamie Tartt... Jamie Tartt..."
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"-Come on, goalie! -Link finds space."
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"He rears back to shoot it."
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"A stunning goal by the Canadian midfielder!"
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"-Fuck's sake! -I hate that poxy wanker! Fucking Lasso!"
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"-Nice family though. -Damn it, Paul! Don't humanize him!"
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"Well, after only six minutes, Richmond are 2-0 down."
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"And the Richmond supporters are making their feelings known."
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"Wanker! Wanker!"
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"Chris, you have to think, if this continues,"
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"Lasso's time with Richmond will be short and not very sweet."
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"-Go on, Jamie. -He finds space."
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"He has Obisanya on the right."
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"Jamie Tartt, you fucking king!"
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"Richmond are right back in it at 2-1 in the 29th minute!"
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""Me." He's pointing at the name on his back and repeatedly yelling "me.""
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"Me!"
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"I thought he was saying "meat.""
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"But, yeah, yours makes a lot more sense. Okay."
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"-Come on! -Obisanya joins the attack."
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"-The Nigerian is taken out! -Bullshit!"
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"It'll be a yellow card here for Benson."
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"And you have to say he got off easy there. And Obisanya is still down."
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"-He might be hurt. -Yeah."
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"Excuse me, mate."
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"Oi! Check on your fucking teammate."
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"The captain dispensing some wisdom to the young superstar."
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"Nothing wrong with that."
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"-Sam? -Yeah?"
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"I'm gonna have to move you there. There you go."
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"-What is your fucking problem? -What is this?"
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"Kent and Tartt are at each other's throats!"
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"-Unacceptable, Arlo. -Chris, have you ever struck a teammate?"
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"-He's my own player. -Yeah, yeah."
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"We haven't seen this since 2001 in Newcastle."
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"And a season of lows for Richmond sinks even further still."
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"You all right, Sam?"
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"Honestly, it doesn't even hurt anymore."
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"I'm gonna pull you up, you're gonna pretend to limp very badly,"
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"and you're gonna gesture like you think you can bravely go on."
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"-They'll love it. -Okay."
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"Obisanya is on his feet, but can he continue?"
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"Is he okay?"
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"Looks like he'll play through the pain."
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"Such determination. You love to see it."
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"Attaboy, Sam!"
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"Tartt steps up to take the free kick, with an opportunity to tie the game."
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"With Tartt, that's usually a rhetorical question."
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"And he's done it!"
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"in the 38th minute!"
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"He's a special player, Arlo."
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"Look at this."
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"And you have to wonder, where would Richmond be without him."
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"Me! Me!"
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"We certainly haven't seen this before. Ted Lasso is running into the stands."
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"Well, where the hell is he off to?"
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"He's not slowing down on those steps."
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"That's some real impressive cardio from Ted Lasso there."
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"Is he okay?"
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"-You're doing great, Dad. -Yeah, you got this."
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"Thanks, guys."
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"I wanna bench Jamie."
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"But I didn't wanna do it without checking with you first."
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"But, Ted, you're the manager."
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"Thanks, boss. All right. Later, alligators."
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"Bye, Dad."
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"And it appears Coach Lasso has decided to rejoin the match already in progress."
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"Roberts, warm up. You're going in. Let's go. Come on."
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"Hey, highlighter. We got ourselves a sub."
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"-Sixteen's going in for nine. Okay? -Okay."
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"Appreciate you, sir. Thank you."
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"Okay."
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"Well, it looks like Lasso is making an early substitution here."
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"He's bringing Roberts on, and he's taking off..."
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"Jamie Tartt?"
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"He's our best player!"
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"Me?"
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"You don't know what you're doing!"
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"And with less than a minute remaining in the half."
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"-Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! -Number 16, Robbie Roberts,"
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"for number 9, Jamie Tartt."
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"Hey, way to play out there. Way to get us back in."
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"Shut up. Fucking stupid twat."
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"What kind of reception awaits Lasso in his locker room?"
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"We got ourselves a tied game."
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"Nice work."
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"And, look, I know change can be scary."
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"One minute, you're playing freeze tag out there at recess with all your buddies."
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"Next thing you know, you're getting zits, your voice gets low."
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"to check and see how your project's going, you feel all squiggly inside."
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"She was a striking woman. Not classically beautiful, but striking."
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"First time I ever saw tan lines."
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"Most of the time, change is a good thing."
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"Now, I think that's what it's all about."
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"Embracing change."
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"Being brave."
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"Doing whatever you have to, so that everyone in your life..."
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"can move forward with theirs."
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"'Cause maybe..."
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"Obviously by "her," I'm referring to Lady Football."
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"Good save."
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"And Beard's gonna walk y'all through the rest of the changes."
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"Hey, hey, hey. One last thing."
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"-Never really liked Tartt. -We know, Roy."
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"Two minutes of added time remaining."
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"Still level at two goals apiece."
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"Here we go."
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"He's open. He's open. He's open. There you go."
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"Come on!"
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"And he buries it!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Scorer for Richmond's third goal, number 24, Sam Obisanya."
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"-Here, Coach. Take this guy from me. -Yeah!"
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"That's the way you do it!"
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"Took balls, what you did."
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