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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"it was dingy, disgusting, dirty, ugly, flea-ridden, stinky,"
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"and altogether terrifying."
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"the crappy old places we loved began to disappear."
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"The Elbow Room, an old punk-rock club, became a drugstore."
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"Goliath National Bank, the world leader in credit and banking."
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"You are flexible on salary, you're willing to compromise,"
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"and then we end up eating here anyway. I haven't eaten for two days."
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"- Indian? - I just said I don't like Chinese."
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"Thank God, it's just you."
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"It's disgusting."
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"No. Look, the old lady in a bikini is back on."
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"- Go! Go outside. Go, go. - Okay."
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"MARSHALL: So I went for a walk in the big, scary city."
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"And I discovered something amazing. It wasn't scary at all."
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"And then, right when I started to get a little hungry, I turned a corner..."
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"Ted, you've got to wake up. Ted, wake..."
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"Oh, my God. I'm so sorry."
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"Damn it! Where is this place?"
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"- I know the place you're talking about. - No, you don't."
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"Shh!"
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"trying to find that burger. Or at least forget about her."
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"We're going."
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"The autographed picture."
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"And if you tell me it's at The Corner Bistro, I'm gonna smack you right in the face!"
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"I don't know where it is, Regis, I swear!"
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"Green door, red neon sign that says "Burger"?"
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"I've walked by it a million times. It's on West 12th, right off of 7th."
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"I knew it was on a numbered street!"
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"- Finally. - No! Robin!"
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"We're going downtown!"
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"Honey, I'm so excited for you."
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"(ROBIN SIGHS)"
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"I think I just had my first burg-asm."
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"Just a burger?"
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"Robin, it's so much more than just a burger."
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"I mean, that first bite..."
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"Flavors mingling in a seductive pas de deux."
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"swirling in your mouth, breaking apart and combining again"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"- Tell them about the underpants. - What about the underpants?"
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"- Hey, baby. - Hey!"
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"(CELL PHONE BEEPS)"
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"The real place is on 106th and Manhattan Avenue."
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"- We're headed there right now. - What? Uptown?"
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"One of 9,000 convenient locations."
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"- What? Where? - Goliath National Bank."
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"go work for the stupid bank and just be happy."
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"Thank you."
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"This place has changed, you've changed, New York has changed."
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"Just don't get your hopes up too high, okay?"
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"Go ahead, eat up, eat up."
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"That is unbelievable!"
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"OLDER TED: Kids, when I first moved to New York,"
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"The streets got a little cleaner,"
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"the rents got a little higher, and one by one,"
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"McHale's, a working-class watering hole, became a fast-food place."
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"And Fez, this awesome lounge at 85th and Broadway, became a bank."
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"And not just any bank."
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"God, I love Goliath National Bank!"
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"Okay, first of all, you look like the last pick in the draft."
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"And second, why are you so excited about some bank?"
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"Our company just bought them out in a ruthless takeover. Took two months."
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"Cost 2,000 jobs. It was brutal."
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"Who wants a T-shirt?"
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"Hey, Marshall, they're hiring in the legal department."
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"I could get you a job."
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"Barney, Marshall didn't quit his last soul-sucking corporate job"
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"just to go work at a bank. He's gonna be an environmental lawyer."
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"OLDER TED: That was the plan, anyway."
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"Over the next few weeks, Marshall went on a lot of interviews."
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"You are confident, you are energetic, you are focused!"
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"OLDER TED: A lot of interviews."
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"you're not gonna cry this time."
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"Too many interviews."
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"You are sad, you are beaten down."
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"You will get through this, come home, get in your big underpants and take a nap."
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"So, what do you guys want to do for dinner?"
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"We just got a new cook. You have to try the burger, it's amazing."
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"- Oh, great, we'll take five of those. - Five burgers."
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"Whoa, really? You want to eat here?"
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"Yeah, I'm freaking starving. I just finished a seven-day cleanse."
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"I thought you just started that yesterday."
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"I finished early, okay?"
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"- Five of those. - Five burgers."
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"- Whoa, wait. What about sushi? - We had sushi last night."
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"- Italian. - I had Italian for lunch."
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"- I can come back. - No. We always do this."
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"We spend an hour arguing about where to eat,"
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"Can we please, for the love of God, just order something now?"
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"- Chinese? - I don't like Chinese."
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"Indian isn't Chinese."
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"Weird meats, funny music, side of rice. Why are we splitting hairs?"
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"- Mexican? - I just said I don't like Chinese."
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"(ROBIN GROANS)"
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"- Robin, yours will be right out. - Of course, mine comes last."
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"Go ahead, start without me."
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"- Sweet! Thank you. - You shouldn't have."
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"That's so kind of you."
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"(ALL MOANING)"
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"Oh, my God. This burger is so good."
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"It's like Christmas in my mouth. Meat Christmas."
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"It's like an angel from heaven landed in the kitchen at MacLaren's,"
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"where the chef killed it and ran it through the meat grinder."
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"I love this burger so much, I want to sew my ass shut."
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"It's okay."
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"When you've had the best burger in New York City,"
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"every other burger tastes like my grandpa's feet."
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"But you guys eat up, enjoy my grandpa's feet."
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"Oh, and you've had the best burger in New York."
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"(GROANING)"
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"It was eight years ago, my first week in New York,"
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"and for a kid from Minnesota, the big city was a scary place."
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"(DOOR LOCK CLICKING)"
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"You are being ridiculous. Tell me you left the apartment today."
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"Why would I have to leave?"
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"I can have anything I want delivered, and New York City cable is awesome."
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"Have you seen this public access show with the old Jewish lady in a bikini?"
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"Marshall, you have to get over this paranoia."
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"You are not gonna get mugged."
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"Well, what if I do, Ted, all right? I don't have a switchblade."
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