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Clips from Slackers (2002)

"I do tonight."
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"Hey, do you have a condom?"
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"Fuck."
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"I want you to get this bad energy out."
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"Ethan, I really don't feel like being touched right now, okay?"
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"Thanks."
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"Then you need a jump-start."
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"Clear!"
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"Ethan, it's--"
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"It's been kind of a long night."
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"I don't want to kick a dead horse, but that Dave..."
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"he's a bad dude."
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"You made the right decision."
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"Thanks for being honest."
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"No problem."
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"- I'm tired. - I know. Me too."
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"Move over. Let's go to bed."
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"Move over."
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"How about you sleep on the couch?"
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"Okay."
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"Shh, be quiet. We're in my girlfriend's dorm."
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"You wanna what?"
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"No, we shouldn't."
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"Okay, but you be quiet, hair doll."
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"Like that?"
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"I said to her, or him, I said--"
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"- I can't believe you guys. - Oh, you can't believe us?"
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"-I did not betray you! -That's the one thing we had between us."
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"What about that?"
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"Man, I mean, we can't do that to her."
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"What?"
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"The guy is a stalker. I mean, Ethan, he's nuts."
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"Fuck you."
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"I can't trust you anymore. You're out."
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"You sure did fuck up."
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"But you didn't fuck up so much as you fucked up."
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"You find somebody, and it just feels right."
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"It's like fate."
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"Exactly! It was my fate to meet her."
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"But it wasn't your fate to be with her."
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"Unfortunately, my friend, fate..."
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"has a different plan for you."
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"You will grow up, go out into the world."
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"And you're going to go out there..."
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"and no one-- no one..."
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"can shoot you down because a woman one time..."
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"stepped on your heart and left a scar in its wake."
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"That is your fate, Dave."
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"to some day become shogun."
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"There goes Dave the liar. I "f"-ed his old girlfriend."
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"- Oh, yeah! - Baby, baby."
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"Boobies, boobies."
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"Oh, no. That's my mom."
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"Is enough enough Is enough enough"
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"I saw the sign When I opened up my eyes"
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"Guys, I saw the sign."
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"And it opened my eyes. I gotta be with Angela."
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"- As your attorney, I can't advise that. - I'm telling everything. That's it."
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"You guys have nothing to worry about."
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"- You're serious about this, man? - Dead serious."
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"Hey, you're not fucking "seed of doubting" me now?"
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"Sam, I'm not going to lie anymore."
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"I have something to say to you."
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"And I think that it's important that I say it out of the cage."
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"I think you're doing the right thing. I've never seen you like this before."
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"Listen, I blew up last night, but I'm proud of you."
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"This is me. You have to understand this."
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"You guys aren't going to pay for this. I'm gonna do this myself."
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"I never would have given that stuff to Ethan in a million years..."
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"You did what you had to do. That's fine."
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"Come on."
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"- Really? - A little bit."
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"Come here. Give me a hug. Got nothing but love for you."
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"Oh, one, two, three, four hard nipples. Nope."
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"This is really weird. I never thought we'd see the day when the team split up."
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"Wait. Not yet."
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"We don't split up yet. Cool Ethan? He caught you cheating, right?"
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"- Yeah. - Right?"
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"One more job, guys. I say we bury him."
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"But wait,you say. How did we get Ethan's documents?"
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"When you only see two of us, watch out."
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"Because the third one is probably rifling through your shit."
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"First on the list, Stockton, Upright and Falk."
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"Ethan wanted to work there more than anything."
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"Back on up, slick."
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"Oh, God, I 'm choking."
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"I don't know what to tell you, but I think Philip called this one in."
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"Thanks to this fine, young gentleman."
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"If you just let me get in there, I'll replace that mouse and be outta there--"
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"Wes Mann. I'm in emerging markets. And you are?"
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"Ethan Dulles. I'm actually only here for an interview with Mr. Leonard."
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"Oh, well. Leonard Leonard and I are very good friends."
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"I'm gonna march you right up there."
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"Let me help you out. You've had such a hard day."
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"I look good and everything, but I'm still freaked out, 'cause of the meat."
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"So if you could give me a little privacy."
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"This is Mr. Leonard's office in Human Resources at Stockton, Upright and Falk."
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"Jack?"
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"- Call me Jack. - All right, Jack."
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"describes yourself perfectly?"
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"I'm gonna have to say slave to the freaky-assed booby."
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"Hurry up, brownie, cookie, whatever."
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"You get into this job because you like to work with your hands."
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"I work with my--"
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"I work with my hands all the time. I mean, love to rub you down."
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"On your resume under "activities"..."
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"you have "smokin' blunts with the homeys"..."
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"and "bustinî caps in whitey.""
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"Please come to Mr. Leonard's office..."
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"- Thanks. - Yes!"
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"You and me, boy, we can handle shit, all right?"
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"You watch Leonard Leonard handle some shit."
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"Oh, Angela"
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"Yeah!"
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"Stockton, Upright and get those lousy cheaters expelled."
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"Ethan Dulles is waiting in the lobby for me?"
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"I don't-- What's the holdup? I've been waiting a half-hour."
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"Still checking."
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"You let him in here and your ass is grass, and I'm the lawn mower."
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"Actually, that appointment's no longer on the books."
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