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Clips from Archer - Liquid Lunch (S07E07)

"I wouldn't go in there if I were you."
Archer
"Cyril, if you were me, I'd drink a bunch of antifreeze"
Archer
"and then jump off a bridge, holding a giant toaster."
Archer
"Oh, not you, buddy. Not..."
Archer
"On second thought, I will have a glass of that."
Archer
"Oh, good. I do hate to drink alone."
Archer
"Cheers!"
Archer
"And here's to a lucrative reunion."
Archer
"And here's to what the shit?"
Archer
"In reverse order, no, I was mildly thirsty, and he wants to hire us."
Archer
"To do what, kill another scientist?"
Archer
"And whose fault was that?"
Archer
"But whatever CIA bullshit you want"
Archer
"A.J.'s tuition for Country Day preschool."
Archer
"- The Frank Sinatra movie? - Oh, my God."
Archer
"How the hell does this have anything to"
Archer
"Ivy, Hildy and Claire, during a"
Archer
"Jethro's mom? Uh, Tweety's Granny?"
Archer
"- You done? - Yes."
Archer
"- Okay, so... - Kate Bradley?"
Archer
"He won't say another word."
Archer
"But only because my other options are somehow even worse."
Archer
"Oh. Sorry."
Archer
"Ken Hinkins, who was brainwashed in the MK-ULTRA program,"
Archer
"from assassinating a visiting Soviet dignitary,"
Archer
"thus triggering a chain of geopolitical events"
Archer
"that would lead to World War III."
Archer
"That aren't about Bea Benaderet?"
Archer
"So, listen, I know the CIA sucks at everything,"
Archer
"- Why'd you come to us? - Well, for one thing, I saw this."
Archer
"Wait. As in illegal, or..."
Archer
"That was the CIA's mind-control program, right?"
Archer
"And for being in direct violation of the Nuremberg Code,"
Archer
"Our scientists had to think outside the box."
Archer
"Not six months. The longest one was only"
Archer
"- a hundred and seventy-four days. - That is six months."
Archer
"where you dick-bags got innocent people addicted to morphine?"
Archer
"intentionally "secretly" leaked"
Archer
"which was mind control through hypnosis and torture."
Archer
"It's not supposed to make it anything!"
Archer
"Take a right on Sunset."
Archer
"creepy Dulles brothers are in it."
Archer
"Then why would you decide..."
Archer
"without even consulting me, the owner of the agency..."
Archer
"Because my pool needs to be retiled."
Archer
"And all new coping, whatever that is."
Archer
"I don't know. I mean, I'm not saying"
Archer
"But nobody can hypnotize me if I didn't wanna be."
Archer
"Are you kidding? I could"
Archer
"hypnotize everybody in this office."
Archer
"Well, and also a human being."
Archer
"No, none of that. Just pure hypnosis."
Archer
"Jo Jo Dancer, Ihr Leben Ruft!"
Archer
"But you have to hypnotize each of us,"
Archer
"- Okay. Then you're on. - Sweet!"
Archer
"Who do I have to murder around here"
Archer
"to get this damn thing to make ice?"
Archer
"Whoa!"
Archer
"What is happening?"
Archer
"- God! - Oh, I gotta go!"
Archer
"- They gone? - Yep."
Archer
"So, then, to repeat,"
Archer
"I demand immunity from this idiotic Jo Jo Dancer bullshit."
Archer
"What? Are you kidding me?"
Archer
"Ugh! Are you?"
Archer
"Yeah. Tell him how you kissed her."
Archer
"- What? - First of all, she kissed me."
Archer
"I mean... And I thought we were over that."
Archer
"I didn't cast her in Deadly Velvet."
Archer
"place nor the Slater to discuss it!"
Archer
"I'm not the one who brought it up!"
Archer
"Which, if you already knew Hinkins was here..."
Archer
"Archer, your professionalism never ceases to amaze me."
Archer
"Magnets! Especially for dumb idiots like you."
Archer
"Eckerd. But follow my lead in there."
Archer
"We gotta take it real easy. These ex-ULTRA guys are really jumpy, so..."
Archer
"Hey, Eckerd, come move your goddamn car outta my spot,"
Archer
"you bug-eyed son of a..."
Archer
"Whoo!"
Archer
"Holy shit!"
Archer
"What? Bluntz & Blintzen?"
Archer
"Goddamn it, this better not be a ruse!"
Archer
"All right. There better be some damn..."
Archer
"What the..."
Archer
"Huh."
Archer
"- Pamela. - Yes, Doctor."
Archer
"- Yes, Doctor. - Tell Cheryl to come in here."
Archer
"Uh, there's a mouse caught in"
Archer
"but his tiny little back's broken!"
Archer
"Huh."
Archer
"Hey, Cyril, come here!"
Archer
"Yes, Doctor."
Archer
"See? Easy peasy zombie squeezy."
Archer
"You still gotta get Ms. Archer, and"
Archer
"she's not a candy-ass like these ones."
Archer
"She's 80 pounds. This stuff"
Archer
"could paralyze a gorilla."
Archer
"- On angel dust. - Wha..."
Archer
"I better not smell marijuana!"
Archer
"Here we go, here we go, here we go!"
Archer
"I swear to God, you people, the..."
Archer
"And you!"
Archer
"I told your dumb ass..."
Archer
"Yep."
Archer
"Back in ten minutes. Be ready."
Archer
"- Good, because I'm not gonna tell you. - Yes, you are."
Archer
"- How would I know that? - So you just barged in?"
Archer
"in the hall the rest of my life?"
Archer
"I don't care. I won't tell you."
Archer
"Slater, is that really necessary?"
Archer
"Actually, no. Could you grab me"
Archer
"a pitcher of water and a towel?"
Archer
"No, no, no! Stop, stop, stop! Okay, okay, okay."
Archer
"- Wait, what? - I'm waiting."
Archer
"He didn't even pour any water on you."
Archer
"- Okay, we can be there... - Wait a minute."
Archer
"dickhead threatens to waterboard you?"
Archer
"- Yes! - Are you... How bad could it be?"
Archer
"- What? Are you kidding? - Archer, it's..."
Archer
"- Wait. You wait. - What?"
Archer
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