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Clips from Archer - Liquid Lunch (S07E07)

"How have you never been waterboarded?"
Archer
"- Why would I? - What?"
Archer
"- What? - Oh, my..."
Archer
"- Where were you on waterboarding day? - Uh..."
Archer
"No, no, no, no! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Wait!"
Archer
"I think I'm supposed to be somewhere."
Archer
"- Oh, who remembers? - I do."
Archer
"I remember exactly where I was, Archer."
Archer
"- Well, that sounds terrible. - It is terrible."
Archer
"That is so classic you!"
Archer
"So, should we go, or do you need to"
Archer
"Exqueeze me?"
Archer
"You heard him."
Archer
"No, but seriously, don't feel bad"
Archer
"Yeah, again, it's not gonna be"
Archer
"like some homoerotic prep-school swirlie."
Archer
"With pleasure."
Archer
"- Really? - Well, you know, people with vaginas."
Archer
"God, I'm going to enjoy this."
Archer
"Well, I know you like putting stuff in guys' mouths."
Archer
"You finished?"
Archer
"And then clear your throat!"
Archer
"I didn't know it... it would be like that."
Archer
"and you hear people say it's bad, but you think,"
Archer
""Oh, those people probably have vaginas.""
Archer
"But I don't have a vagina! But as God is my witness,"
Archer
"Literally drowned! I was actually"
Archer
"when I was joking about everybody having vaginas, but..."
Archer
"- I... - Speaking of vaginas..."
Archer
"- Were we? - Ughhh!"
Archer
"Because he said so, you little snot!"
Archer
"- Coming! - And bring the others!"
Archer
"Yes, Ray."
Archer
"How did you, um..."
Archer
"All righty, I guess let's get 'em"
Archer
"As a matter of fact, why don't"
Archer
"Take her to the Brown Derby for the early-bird special,"
Archer
"get her some chicken croquettes."
Archer
"Oh, oh, oh, and some sherbet!"
Archer
"She's, like, 50."
Archer
"Million!"
Archer
"Doesn't even make sense."
Archer
"- what say we focus on the mission here? - I am focused, Slater!"
Archer
"But once we find this Hinkins guy, you can just..."
Archer
"- He's going up! - Why are you still talking?"
Archer
"- And I know you like 'em mature! - Case in point!"
Archer
"I didn't even say that while I was being waterboarded."
Archer
"Well, you..."
Archer
"Oh, shit. Hinkins, wait!"
Archer
"You can tell Slater and the rest of those vampires at the agency"
Archer
"that ULTRA doesn't end with me!"
Archer
"It can never end, you see! It's a... It's a Mobius strip!"
Archer
"The tiny pinholes..."
Archer
"Yeah, good, keep him talking."
Archer
"The... Wait, what?"
Archer
"to kill me..."
Archer
"Huh?"
Archer
"Sometimes doing nothing is a plan!"
Archer
"instead of that pathetic little fanboy make-out session at the..."
Archer
"Ugh!"
Archer
"- Archer. - Hmm? What? What are we doing?"
Archer
"Uh, yeah. So, here's the thing here..."
Archer
"- That's the thing here! - What the shit, Slater?"
Archer
"Hinkins, if it was even supposed to..."
Archer
"But either way, nobody got assassinated."
Archer
"That sound. I think it's the break."
Archer
"The what? What... What brake?"
Archer
"brakes on the Datsun Honey Bee."
Archer
"Hey, where the heck are my pants?"
Archer
"Ugh! What cat?"
Archer
"And that may or may not be a metaphor."
Archer
"Yep, yep, yep! Okay."
Archer
"Now you're all birds of prey."
Archer
"Ja, ja! Untzergrabben! Untzergrabben!"
Archer
"Oh, my God! You are hands down the"
Archer
"world's shittiest Falkonmeister."
Archer
"And you're not, like, hungover, or..."
Archer
"- Why would I be? - No, I mean you wouldn't,"
Archer
"scopolamine or something like that."
Archer
"I... No, yeah, no... I... You know, I..."
Archer
"Yeah, exactly. Why?"
Archer
"And more importantly, how?"
Archer
"Okay, that's... Oh, come on. Stop it."
Archer
"That's just about enough of... What..."
Archer
"Yes, Doctor."
Archer
"So, yeah, just cool your jets..."
Archer
"Excellent. Yes."
Archer
"Yes, very good."
Archer
"you!"
Archer
"Well, let's at least hear him out."
Archer
"- Are you literally insane? - No, but I'll tell you what is,"
Archer
"Gabey, Chip and Ozzie, who fall"
Archer
"And also Bea Benaderet's film debut."
Archer
"Mrs. Barney Rubble?"
Archer
"- Please, don't go. - All right."
Archer
"Short answer, prevent World War III."
Archer
"Help me prevent a former CIA agent,"
Archer
"within the borders of the United States is illegal."
Archer
"which was written because of medical"
Archer
"to divert attention from the"
Archer
"really drugged and hypnotized people?"
Archer
"But if I can hypnotize you, you all"
Archer
"Which, do you think they're currently"
Archer
"- Hey! - Now who's the idiot?"
Archer
"Stop it!"
Archer
"Hey, neck-bird, come here a second!"
Archer
"Eww!"
Archer
"- Malory. - Yes, Doctor."
Archer
"- What is wrong with you? - Oh-ho-ho!"
Archer
"Eckerd, I'm not gonna ask you again."
Archer
"Archer, we all had to..."
Archer
"I was strapped to a board and so"
Archer
"I can't believe you weaseled out of it."
Archer
"Okay. All right. I'm ready. Let's do this."
Archer
"that was the worst thing I've ever experienced in my..."
Archer
"clinically dead from drowning!"
Archer
"of surprised I didn't remember"
Archer
"No, no, no, no, no."
Archer
"Do not speak to me. You have said quite enough."
Archer
"Oh, my God, I'm such a fatty."
Archer
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