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Clips from Hung (2009) - Comedy (S01E01)

"I was wondering if you'd like to go to dinner with me."
Hung (2009)
"On Friday? Greek food."
Hung (2009)
"- Consider it and get back to me. - Okay."
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"That wasn't her. I think I was just asked out."
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"Great. I can see you're really focused on our problem here."
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"You're blowing this way out of proportion."
Hung (2009)
"Does Lenore seem like the house-sitting type?"
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"I will find Lenore. I'm on the case."
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"I will handle it. And I will get your precious little wallet back."
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"And when I do, I expect you to cheer the hell up. Okay?"
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"Are you the property owner, sir?"
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"We've had a public-indecency complaint."
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"The caller said a gentleman was urinating in the yard."
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"What, it's against the law to urinate now?"
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"No, sir, but it is illegal to urinate in public."
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"Did this caller leave a name?"
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"No, sir."
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"That's too bad."
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"- It's too bad he's anonymous. - Are you living in the tent, sir?"
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"I see you have a microwave oven hooked up here."
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"It's a tent, guys. I'm airing it out."
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"Well, if it stays up longer than a week, it's a zoning violation."
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"And you're going to have to file notice."
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"Good to know that, ma'am."
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"Now if you don't mind getting off my property."
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"Yeah, I know where to scratch..."
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"I'm sure you wouldn't be ignoring me..."
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"...so I wonder if maybe they're getting lost..."
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"...or is there some system-wide voicemail malfunction..."
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"...in Michigan..."
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"I must have left at least five by now."
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"So anyway, whatever."
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"I need to pick up Ray's wallet. You know, he left it there."
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"Did you see it? Have you seen it there somewhere?"
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"...because you know how guys can be about their..."
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"About their wallets. You know, they get hysterical when they lose stuff."
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"I just... But, you know..."
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"...guys are weird."
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"- Did you bring the bagels? - What?"
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"The bagels for brunch."
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"- I've been trying to reach you. - Yeah, I don't know what..."
Hung (2009)
"What is up with your service provider. I call you back."
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"Obviously you got the brunch invitation."
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"Lenore, I didn't know you were having brunch."
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"Now look, I've had a really rough week..."
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"...and I had to find your address in the phone book."
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"So I just need to know. Do you have Ray's wallet or not?"
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"Tanya, I don't like your tone."
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"- What tone? - I invite you over..."
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"...and you show up with a lot of fucked-up energy..."
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"...like I'm some sort of thief or something."
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"Whose house was it?"
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"- What? - The house that you had sex with him in."
Hung (2009)
"As it so happens, I was house-sitting for a client."
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"T-Brain, do you really think I need to steal from you or your friends?"
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"I don't know."
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"- So? - Well..."
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"- Okay, I really don't need this right now. - I'm sorry."
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"I should have just brought bagels, right?"
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"I'm not that inclined to invite you to my party anymore, Tanya."
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"So how was it?"
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"- It was good. - Great. That's great."
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"So what do you think? Maybe $500? Four?"
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"- What are you talking about? - The compensation."
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"We said it would be "pay what you will.""
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"What? You said it was a free sample."
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"No, Lenore, we said that the price would be based on performance."
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"I very clearly stated..."
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"So I made 300 bucks?"
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"- So I guess that means she liked it, huh? - Yeah. She loved it, Ray."
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"I told you."
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"Yeah."
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"Maybe I do."
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"Oh, Tanya, this is great."
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"So is she gonna recommend me to her friends or her clients or?"
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"Yeah. Yeah. No, maybe. I think so."
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"I mean, look, either way, we are off to a brilliant start."
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"Smoke and mirrors."
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"...get a puppy, not some actor dog."
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"I don't care if the kids like me."
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"I've been begging them for two years to like me, and apparently I'm just a pain."
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"I'm doing this for myself."
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"I can't even stand to smell them on my lettuce."
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"Like an eagle."
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"I think your Lyric Bread just might be a phenomenon."
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"A home run, Tanya."
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"You like baseball metaphors."
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"...and I haven't been working on Lyric Bread."
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"I know."
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"I can sense it."
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"That's why I asked you to dinner tonight."
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"I don't even try."
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"But what I can do is recognize talent..."
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"Gosh."
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"- Well, thank you. - Yeah."
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"I want the Tanya flower to blossom, not wilt."
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"The Tanya flower."
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"An advisor? I'm willing to be that advisor."
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"No, it's just I've been working on a..."
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"...joint project with a student of yours."
Hung (2009)
"Former student, Ray Drecker?"
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"I don't know if you remember him. He came to a few classes."
Hung (2009)
"Ray Drecker dropped out. He's a dropout."
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"It's really sweet of you to come all this way."
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"Well, that's really sweet."
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"Oh, no, there's no lovers' quarrel. We're not lovers."
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"No, no, no, I can't impose. Good night."
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"You were gonna invite that guy in?"
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"- Sometimes tea is just tea, Ray. - Not in your world."
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"You know what? In fact, I think the guy is sweet."
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"...not to disregard someone just because he's not some masculine ideal."
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"Because I find that most of the good-Iooking guys are all jerks."
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"Let's change the subject, Tanya."
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"- That's horrible. - Yeah."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I don't know that. I'm..."
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"I don't even know if I'm coming or going here."
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"So how...?"
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"How did l...?"
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"You're telling me I fucked that bitch for free?"
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