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Clips from Hung (2009) - Comedy (S01E01)

"Misogynistic? Don't even start with that."
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""Fuck the bitch?" "I fucked that bitch?""
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"Yeah, I fucked that bitch for free..."
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"...and now my credit cards are all maxed out."
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"Ray, I cannot be partners with someone who hates women."
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"Hey, hey, hey, I love women, Tanya."
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"- I gave you the money. - Exactly."
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"What kind of a stupid pimp move is that?"
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"- I did it to make you feel better. - Fuck that. I don't want your pity."
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"...are a horrible pimp."
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"I am not."
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"Happiness Consultant?"
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"- Viral marketing? What the fuck is that? - Yeah."
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"- You are the worst pimp in the world. - Fuck you, Ray."
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"- Fuck you. I am an excellent pimp. - Oh, yeah? I quit."
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"What kind of pimp are you now?"
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"Maybe sooner, even. I don't know."
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"Brian?"
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"Yeah, I..."
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"Fuck it. I'll fix it myself."
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"But sometimes it's great to piss rather than get pissed on."
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"Up yours, Koontz."
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"- I mean, I'd like to think we're friends. - Strange friends."
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"Lots of friends are strange."
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"And thanks for the cookies."
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"Yeah."
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"Now take your money back."
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"No, you earned it, Ray. It's what she should have paid."
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"- Tanya? - I've been..."
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"- You were right. I've been a terrible pimp. - Jeez."
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"I blew it."
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"I mean, I thought Lenore would come through."
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"Instead she ends up stealing your wallet and your underwear..."
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"...and she just lies to me."
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"Why can't I see people for who they really are?"
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"Don't go there, Ray."
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"I just mean I'd improve..."
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"...if we ever did."
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"Hey, Mom?"
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"- You okay? - I'm great, sweetheart."
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"No, she's just resting."
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"But she pees on herself."
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"Why did you get such an old messed-up dog?"
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"She needed us."
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"...she's of no service."
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"That's cool."
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"You see the indentions on her neck?"
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"That's where the harness used to go."
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"Okay."
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"- What now? - We've had another indecency complaint."
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"Oh, come on, he took pictures of me pissing?"
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"Do you have any idea what your husband does at night, Mrs. Koontz?"
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"Howard?"
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"...but you scoffed and you scorned me."
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"You couldn't leave it alone, could you? You had to needle and bother..."
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"I need you to leave, Ray. I'm asking you very clearly to go home."
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"- You know I'm a lawyer. - Open it."
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"See?"
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"Yeah."
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"I promise they're not poisoned."
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"Try them. You might like them."
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"This might be just the thing our relationship needs."
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"So consider calling off the dogs, will you?"
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"Good night."
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"Lenore? Look, I'm sleeping."
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"All right? I don't have a pen nearby."
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"Come on, T-Brain. You're proofreading at Wagner & Finch."
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"What do you want?"
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"I want you to take down the names and numbers..."
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"...who are way interested in your service."
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"I told you I'd recommend him if he was good."
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"Do you think I don't know that you stole and maxed out all of Ray's credit cards?"
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"You're calling me right now as if I'm some gullible fricking idiot."
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"I maxed him out?"
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"Shit. I only took 400 bucks. It's called a commission, Tanya."
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"I'm not just gonna ship my clients to you for free."
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"I took it in advance as any good businesswoman would."
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"- What about the underwear? - He was a good lay."
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"Men take women's underwear all the time. It's a trophy."
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"Don't tell me you've never had your underwear stolen."
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"- Not that I know of. - Well, maybe you're the exception."
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"Trust me, T-Brain, it's very common."
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"But your heart, it's just not that big."
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"Do you want the numbers or not?"
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"Hey. Hey, Ray, it's me. I have three numbers in my hand."
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"She says they understand they have to pay."
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"Do I have my finest agent on the case? I know, I know, you're my only agent..."
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"You can't be serious about quitting, because honestly, Ray..."
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"... I think this could work. Just think about it."
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"Ray?"
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"I'm late for my booster meeting. Fuck you."
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"It's Floyd Gerber from The Wealth Whiz."
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"Where's my wallet?"
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"What did she say?"
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"- She was probably house-sitting. - House-sitting?"
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"Whatever, whatever. Anyway, I need to hook up with you..."
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"- How was what? - The sex."
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"Those dogs are trained to limp."
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"You do?"
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"Look, of course you are a beautiful woman."
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"Look, I'm a hundred years older."
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"Ray. We've missed you in class."
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"I'll be going, Tanya. I don't want to get involved in a lovers' quarrel."
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"There's clearly an energy, so..."
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"Would you like to come in and have tea?"
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"I know, Brian. I was thinking by maybe next week?"
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"Are you there?"
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"I didn't even need to go that bad."
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"- Well, thanks for coming. - Yeah."
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"- Come on. Hey. - No, keep the money."
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"It happened on my watch."
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"That's because she has arthritis."
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"Wanna pet her?"
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"Go on."
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"- Hello? - Hey, babe, it's me. Go grab a pen."
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"Okay, fine."
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"Just think about it, okay? That's all I can ask."
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"Yeah."
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"- Wait, wait, how much did you take? - I took 25 percent."
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"Thank you."
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