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Clips from Community (2009) - Geography of Global Conflict (S03E03)

Gang, this is Annie Kim from my Poli-Sci class.

"Gang, this is Annie Kim from my Poli-Sci class."

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Well, mine was higher if you consider my school's ranking.

"Well, mine was higher if you consider my school's ranking."

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Well, I was in a lot of clubs.

"Well, I was in a lot of clubs."

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Well, I was actually thinking about founding a model U.N.

"Well, I was actually thinking about founding a model U.N."

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here at Greendale. Any interest?

"here at Greendale. Any interest?"

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I'll probably be busy,

"I'll probably be busy,"

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and you probably need to study,

"and you probably need to study,"

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so see you in class.

"so see you in class."

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Okay, goodbye.

"Okay, goodbye."

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An Asian Annie.

"An Asian Annie."

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Obama's America.

"Obama's America."

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Her name is Annie Kim,

"Her name is Annie Kim,"

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and she's not evil.

"and she's not evil."

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She's my friend.

"She's my friend."

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Didn't look like it.

"Didn't look like it."

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Yeah, you seemed pretty competitive with her.

"Yeah, you seemed pretty competitive with her."

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You be careful, Annie. They are ruthless.

"You be careful, Annie. They are ruthless."

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What?

"What?"

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Women.

"Women."

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I'm not competing with her.

"I'm not competing with her."

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I find her adorable.

"I find her adorable."

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She's like a younger me.

"She's like a younger me."

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You mean the younger you that took so much Adderall

"You mean the younger you that took so much Adderall"

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she tried to straighten the lines on our high school

"she tried to straighten the lines on our high school"

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Ooh, be careful, Annie.

"Ooh, be careful, Annie."

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to suck you back to the dark side.

"to suck you back to the dark side."

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Hey, guys, what're you trying to do here?

"Hey, guys, what're you trying to do here?"

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This is our Annie.

"This is our Annie."

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That little twerp is a can of Annie lite.

"That little twerp is a can of Annie lite."

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She couldn't hold a candle to the real thing

"She couldn't hold a candle to the real thing"

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in any category of anything.

"in any category of anything."

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Aw, well, I wasn't fishing for that.

"Aw, well, I wasn't fishing for that."

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You're the best, kiddo.

"You're the best, kiddo."

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You know what else was the best?

"You know what else was the best?"

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The rainforests.

"The rainforests."

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Too bad the fascist oligarchies are raping them

"Too bad the fascist oligarchies are raping them"

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to make hamburgers. Look it up.

"to make hamburgers. Look it up."

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Looks like someone woke up on the regular side of the bed.

"Looks like someone woke up on the regular side of the bed."

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because her friend's in prison.

"because her friend's in prison."

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I went to her Facebook page.

"I went to her Facebook page."

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It says she was tear-gassed and possibly beaten.

"It says she was tear-gassed and possibly beaten."

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I haven't been tear-gassed in so long.

"I haven't been tear-gassed in so long."

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Well, you're on a new path now.

"Well, you're on a new path now."

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Oh, goody, a new path.

"Oh, goody, a new path."

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Is it lined with credit cards and flat screen TVs?

"Is it lined with credit cards and flat screen TVs?"

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Does it go by an Ikea?

"Does it go by an Ikea?"

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Or any path.

"Or any path."

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Maybe my path is a war path

"Maybe my path is a war path"

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that leads to the terrordome, n-words!

"that leads to the terrordome, n-words!"

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Okay, maybe I went too far.

"Okay, maybe I went too far."

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Maybe I don't want to offend my African-American friends,

"Maybe I don't want to offend my African-American friends,"

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but the larger point is,

"but the larger point is,"

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maybe I'm not done raging against the machine.

"maybe I'm not done raging against the machine."

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Raging against the what?

"Raging against the what?"

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That sounds dangerous.

"That sounds dangerous."

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Don't worry. She'll be bad at it.

"Don't worry. She'll be bad at it."

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Keep clear of the can.

"Keep clear of the can."

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Mind the can, student.

"Mind the can, student."

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♪ Hello ♪

"♪ Hello ♪"

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♪ is it me you're looking for ♪

"♪ is it me you're looking for ♪"

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♪ I can see it in your eyes ♪

"♪ I can see it in your eyes ♪"

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You just got yourself a warning.

"You just got yourself a warning."

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I piss warnings, pig.

"I piss warnings, pig."

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♪ You're all I ever wanted... ♪

"♪ You're all I ever wanted... ♪"

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And that's how we do that.

"And that's how we do that."

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Hey!

"Hey!"

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I got my eye on you, missy.

"I got my eye on you, missy."

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Yeah, yeah. You know what's funny?

"Yeah, yeah. You know what's funny?"

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This is so silly.

"This is so silly."

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Remember little Annie Kim from Poli-Sci?

"Remember little Annie Kim from Poli-Sci?"

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Boy, she just... took my model U.N. idea

"Boy, she just... took my model U.N. idea"

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and just...

"and just..."

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She is quite the little go-getter.

"She is quite the little go-getter."

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Wait, what?

"Wait, what?"

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Sneak attack.

"Sneak attack."

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That's just like--

"That's just like--"

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Not women, Asians.

"Not women, Asians."

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It doesn't really matter who starts it.

"It doesn't really matter who starts it."

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It just means her name goes on some charter

"It just means her name goes on some charter"

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and she gets to put it on her résumé.

"and she gets to put it on her résumé."

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And lead the Greendale team to the national model U.N.,

"And lead the Greendale team to the national model U.N.,"

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and meet Kofi Annan, Boutros Boutros Ghali, and Will.I.Am.

"and meet Kofi Annan, Boutros Boutros Ghali, and Will.I.Am."

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Boutros Boutros Ghali?

"Boutros Boutros Ghali?"

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I'm gonna find this little brat's off-switch.

"I'm gonna find this little brat's off-switch."

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He's just being protective.

"He's just being protective."

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I am so excited that we finally have a model U.N.

"I am so excited that we finally have a model U.N."

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I am really, really, really, really, really, really

"I am really, really, really, really, really, really"

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into model U.N.s.

"into model U.N.s."

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They used to call me model U.N. guy back in college.

"They used to call me model U.N. guy back in college."

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Well, that's not-- don't research that.

"Well, that's not-- don't research that."

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The important thing here is that I am really--

"The important thing here is that I am really--"

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Pardon me, Professor Cligoris.

"Pardon me, Professor Cligoris."

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Cligoris?

"Cligoris?"

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Either pronunciation is fine? Are you here for the model U.N.?

"Either pronunciation is fine? Are you here for the model U.N.?"

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I'm here to tell you that the entire idea

"I'm here to tell you that the entire idea"

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to have a model U.N. was hers.

"to have a model U.N. was hers."

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Really? So you're Clark M. Eichelburger.

"Really? So you're Clark M. Eichelburger."

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I'm talking about the Greendale model U.N.

"I'm talking about the Greendale model U.N."

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and the diabolical little b--usybody

"and the diabolical little b--usybody"

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stabbed her in the back.

"stabbed her in the back."

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It's childish.

"It's childish."

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Annie, is this true?

"Annie, is this true?"

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I recall other Annie mentioned the concept,

"I recall other Annie mentioned the concept,"

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I didn't know that all you had to do was call dibs.

"I didn't know that all you had to do was call dibs."

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I'm not calling dibs.

"I'm not calling dibs."

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Because I'm not a petty competitive child

"Because I'm not a petty competitive child"

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that steals ideas.

"that steals ideas."

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I simply refuse to acknowledge the authority

"I simply refuse to acknowledge the authority"

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It still exists.

"It still exists."

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Oh, then Annie'll just start her own model U.N.

"Oh, then Annie'll just start her own model U.N."

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Yeah, for grown-ups.

"Yeah, for grown-ups."

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Well, I still don't recognize it.

"Well, I still don't recognize it."

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Well, it exists, baby!

"Well, it exists, baby!"

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Is he your father or your lover?

"Is he your father or your lover?"

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."

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There can only be one model U.N.

"There can only be one model U.N."

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that officially represents this school

"that officially represents this school"

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so let's take our foot off the crazy pedal

"so let's take our foot off the crazy pedal"

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for just a moment here.

"for just a moment here."

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There's only one rational way to settle this.

"There's only one rational way to settle this."

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