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Clips from Community (2009) - Geography of Global Conflict (S03E03)

"A head-to-head model U.N. Battle Royale,"
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"We'll have the competition tomorrow"
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"in the cafeteria at 7:00 P.M."
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"May the most United Nations win."
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"- Fair enough. - Totally fair."
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"I'll see you in the fair papers, other Annie."
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"Oh, and you were asking what our relationship is?"
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"- We're friends. - Yeah."
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"- Good friends. - Grown-up friends."
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"- Yeah. - So."
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"when in doubt, agree with Annie."
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"But everyone should just have fun."
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"Then again, what's more fun than winning?"
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"Pierce."
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"I'm offended you would single me out."
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"Yes."
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"Somalia has 1,900 miles of coastline,"
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"a government that knows its place,"
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"and all the guns and wives you can afford to buy."
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"Why have I never heard of this paradise before?"
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"I studied up on my country."
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"Is it okay if we do accents, sugar?"
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"Troy, Georgia the country, not the state."
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"That's right. Capital city Tbilisi,"
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"and former member of the Soviet Union."
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"And we kindly request y'all mind your Ps and Qs."
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"Welcome to the world's first ever model U.N.-off."
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"You will each be scored on your U.N.'s ability"
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"to pass resolutions, follow procedure, and maintain order."
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"The end goal, of course, total world peace."
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"Any questions?"
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"Does two U.N.s mean there are two earths?"
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"Parallel earths in different galaxies"
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"The latter one."
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"Well, what does that say about free will?"
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"Abed! Professor--"
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"Right, yeah, let's begin."
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"Ready, set,"
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"peace."
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"Crisis alert."
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"A civil war has broken out in Ethiopia."
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"Rebel forces have seized the grain supply,"
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"creating a humanitarian disaster."
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"Okay, cool heads, everyone."
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"America proposes a U.N. peacekeeping force of"
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"10,000 troops."
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"Uruguay agrees."
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"Ooh, uh, China, too."
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"The great country of Somalia."
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"This gem, this Shangri-La"
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"graciously invites the Ethiopian refugees"
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"to enjoy safe lodging and cool ocean breezes"
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"on its sand-swept beaches."
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"Okay, we're rolling."
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"Switzerland proposes a peace summit."
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"Good idea, Switzerland."
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"And maybe at the peace summit we can discuss the possibility"
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"of opening a portal to Earth II."
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"Earth II is out there, can't ignore it forever."
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"Well, China has money. Does anybody want some?"
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"Yes! The United States proposes using China's money"
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"to fund agricultural programs"
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"to support Ethiopia's sustainable farms."
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"All in favor?"
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"It's unanimous."
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"Good resolving, blue U.N."
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"You really covered all the bases."
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"We have a unanimous decision as well."
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"Then after one round, we are tied."
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"Looks like both U.N.s are experts at fostering unity."
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"- Crap. - Damn it."
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"Crisis alert. Russia..."
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"With the world!"
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"Because of them!"
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"I thought I'd find you here."
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"What are you gonna do, lock me up?"
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"Just give me a reason."
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"I'll give you a reason!"
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"Whoa!"
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"♪ is it me you're looking for ♪"
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"He's pulling my cage."
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"Is the world seeing this? Are we facebooking this?"
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"Crisis alert! A tsunami has hit Vietnam."
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"Massive--crisis alert, famine in Ghana--"
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"crisis alert--tuberculosis outbreak--crisis alert!"
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"Humanitarian aid. We further resolve--"
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"- Disarmament treaty. - Crisis alert!"
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"To help women and children get through famines."
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"Save the orphans."
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"sinkhole-- North Korea--"
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"the prime minister in exile! Military coup!"
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"- China will pay. - Gooder than grits."
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"Switzerland is very concerned about Earth II."
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"Uruguay sounds like "you're a gay.""
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"Uruguay kindly requests that"
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"Somalia stop pronouncing it "you're a gay.""
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"- Graft and corruption. - Resolved."
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"Crisis alert!"
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"All: Resolved."
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"Looking good, blue U.N."
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"Getting very close to world peace."
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"That's my girl. You are kicking ass."
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"All right, guys,"
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"Oh! Damn, Pierce."
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"Ooh, that wasn't me."
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"I don't smell anything-- whup, I just got it."
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"Oh, it's in my mouth."
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"Guys, come on, focus."
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"Like adults."
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"We're gonna lose a point if we don't get through this."
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"Get through it? It's almost a solid."
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"Crisis alert."
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"A genocidal dictator in Laos--"
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"Okay, so, looking at Turkey, what can you do?"
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"So let me get this straight."
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"You're bringing her in here"
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"for "making a mess.""
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"I did more than make a mess."
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"I turned your whole system inside out."
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"And I shut her down."
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