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Clips from Meet the Spartans (2008)

"I remember when my father used to beat me."
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"Greetings, Leonidas."
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"You just kissed me!"
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"and open-mouth tongue kisses for the men."
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"I get it."
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"Uh... y-you have a..."
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"Yes. The freest."
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"Uh, not that there's anything wrong with that."
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"Yeah."
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"Come, messenger, let us walk."
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"with his vast Persian army..."
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"Let us talk by the giant pit of death."
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"and offers these..."
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"No blood will be shed..."
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"your women become his sex slaves..."
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"CAPTAIN: I'm sure you would..."
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"(woman sings slow, exotic, ethereal theme)"
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"(wind whistling softly)"
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"##"
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"Tell Xerxes..."
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"...to take his proposal..."
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"What the hell?!"
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"I did not."
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"This means war!"
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"Uh, we got San Francisco..."
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"I'll just tell Xerxes it's a no go."
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"(chuckles)"
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"Kick his ass in."
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"This is madness!"
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"Madness?"
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"He was backing down."
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"have to always get on my back for everything."
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"I'm a responsible adult."
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"Look at me- I'm booby-feeding my baby."
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"I call 'em milk poppers."
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"And you just pop 'em in your mouth."
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"He loves 'em. Don't you, baby!"
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"# Goo-goo, gah-gah #"
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"#Yeah. #"
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"Why do y'all think I'm messed up?"
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"Shit! Do I look crazy to you?"
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"Aw, damn, cuz!"
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"There goes my palimony!"
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"K-Fed, come back to me, please!"
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"There goes K-Fed's cheddar, yo."
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"#Ah-ah-ah, yeah! #"
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"(singing off-key): # Ooh-ooh-ooh! #"
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"(screeching): #Yeah! #"
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"# I'm not gay! #"
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"(groans)"
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"Leonidas."
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"How did you feel about that kick?"
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"- Randy? - Yo, Leo, dawg, man..."
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"I, I wasn't really feelin' you on that kick, dawg."
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"I don't know what happened, man."
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"I don't-"
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"I thought the kick..."
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"Oh... Simon-"
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"In fact, I've seen better kicks..."
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"from a geriatric donkey."
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"but your journey ends here."
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"Oh, go (bleep) yourselves!"
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"(whimpering)"
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"(echoing): Seacrest out!"
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"Excellent work, my king."
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"It's time to consult with the prophets."
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"Grotesque swine, their consult came with a bribe."
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"Oh, Neutrogena."
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"Look at this."
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"Exfoliator with alpha hydroxy."
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"This is good for you, Glenn."
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"What need you, King Leonidas?"
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"Ancient prophets..."
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"I need your guidance."
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"I'm going to take them in the rear."
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"(snickers)"
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"(chuckles)"
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"What?!"
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"What's so damn funny?!"
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"Look, it's all there for you to see!"
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"That's what he calls them!"
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"It looks like backstage at an Elton John concert!"
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"This is serious business!"
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"(moans)"
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"No Spartan goes to war..."
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"without first consulting..."
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"of Spartan girls to be their oracle."
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"She has a great personality."
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"##"
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"(sneezing)"
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"Oh-"
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"(indistinct whispering)"
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"Save the cheerleader... save the world."
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"Actually, I'm, I'm not into Heroes."
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"(chortling)"
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"(chuckling): He walked into that one."
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"What, what are you saying to me? I don't understand."
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"Go to war with Persia and you will surely die."
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"You're screwed, dude."
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"(women laughing)"
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"What?!"
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"(laughter continuing)"
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"He looks like a Ken doll!"
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"(laughter continues)"
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"It's cold!"
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"It's this whole Battle of Thermopylae thing."
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"Are you still thinking about what that young oracle said?"
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"(sighs)"
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"There's only one woman whose words you should listen to."
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"Your wife?"
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"How will I be tried..."
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"in the court of public opinion?"
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"says this movie is just a cheap rip-off of 300."
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"(exhales)"
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"(passionate, breathy moaning)"
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"(grunting):100!"
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"- (grunts) - (shrieks)"
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"My king."
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"Have you assembled my army who are ready..."
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"to fight to the death for the freedom of Sparta?"
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