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Clips from Meet the Spartans (2008)

"(deep whooshing)"
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"(plaintive chanting continues)"
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"(singing slows, distorting)"
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"MALE NARRATOR: In the land of Sparta..."
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"the elders would inspect them for defects."
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"BABY (Scottish accent): Ah. Are you my mama?"
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"was Vietnamese..."
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"Cute, huh?"
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"Take this, Granny!"
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"(grunts, thuds)"
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"He was tortured, taught to show no pain."
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"I'm Leonidas."
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"But I am not Double-"
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"Oh!"
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"That's right. Yeah."
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"No, no, no. (groaning)"
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"Leonidas was sent into the wild..."
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"endured starvation."
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"(suspenseful theme continues)"
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"(grunting)"
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"(grunting)"
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"Now eat my penguin asshole. (penguin farting repeatedly)"
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"Oh, it smells!"
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"You dead, Leonidas."
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"Say Wassup? to Anna Nicole for me."
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"(penguin grunting)"
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"We could work it out."
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"##"
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"- #We get you in the mood # - #Ak' Sent's in the building #"
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"# Let's keep it on the real #"
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"- # So fresh # - (deeply): Whoa!"
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"#The bomb #"
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"# So cool #"
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"Yes! (laughs)"
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"(excited shuddering): Oh-"
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"(cheering slowly fades)"
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"And life in the land of Sparta was good."
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"Give me your hand."
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"(yelling)"
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"Traditional rites of passage."
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"Xerxes' messenger awaits, my king."
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"(exhales)"
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"Greetings, messenger."
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"(spitting): What the hell was that?"
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"What?"
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"That is how men of Sparta greet one another."
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"Ooh."
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"Get what?"
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"free society here."
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"The great Xerxes has taken over the world..."
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"and has set his sights on his final conquest-"
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"Sparta."
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"Xerxes is a kind god-king..."
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"peaceful alternatives to war."
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"work at sweatshops..."
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"making Nikes."
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"think so, Councilman Traitoro."
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"What? He came on to me!"
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"Dawg, your wife's a ho."
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"We don't need Sparta. (chuckles)"
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"This is Sparta!"
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"Why did you do that?"
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"(yells)"
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"# Oh, yeah #"
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"# Uh-huh, yeah. #"
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"Sometimes I like to give him fried milk."
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"It's just like breast milk, but it's fried."
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"# Gah-gah, gah-gah-gah-gah. #"
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"(raspy panting)"
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"# Shopping #"
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"(echoing): Oh..."
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"my God!"
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"K-Fed ain't havin' it, yo."
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"Please? I'll let you under my skirt."
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"(screaming)"
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"MAN: # Oh, yeah! #"
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"#Yeah! #"
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"Ryan Seacrest?"
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"It was just all right for me, dawg."
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"- I mean, just all right, dawg. - Paula?"
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"move me."
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"Leonidas..."
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"was utterly... dreadful."
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"Oh- (sputters)"
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"And I'm not talking about you, Paula."
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"(sighs)"
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"(screams echoing)"
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"(excited grunting)"
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"Oh. Oh, Oxy 10."
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"This has an SPF."
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"Th-This is all-day protection."
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"Rub it all over your disgusting face."
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"I'm assembling an army of 300 to go to war with Persia."
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"Here, here."
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"(snickering)"
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"Why are you sniggering?!"
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"Nothing."
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"It's- no-nothing-"
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"- (clears throat) - (snickering continues)"
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"These are battle formations!"
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"Cut it out! This isn't funny!"
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"(ethereal, ominous music plays)"
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"Oh-"
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"Ugly Betty?"
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"I look like Jabba the Hutt."
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"(exotic techno melody playing)"
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"Fo' shizel my nizzel."
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"What?"
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"(whispering indistinctly)"
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"Chest waxer says what?"
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"(exotic, ethereal theme plays)"
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"Tommy Lee?"
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"Shaq?"
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"Why is my king so restless?"
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"Can't sleep."
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"Well, Harry Knowles at Ain't It Cool News..."
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"Even if the oracle doesn't support you, I do."
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"You wanna do it?"
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"...97... 98..."
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"I wanted 300."
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