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Clips from The Office - Take Your Daughter to Work Day (S02E02)

"Kelly and I both agreed that we would just have fun."
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"And I'm learning that fun for Kelly"
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"Yes."
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"We..."
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"They're different."
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"Yeah, we can stick with last year's,"
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"we're just gonna have to supplement it, somehow."
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"Hey, Abby, do you wanna help me shred some old documents?"
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"Best book."
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"Yeah, but I've read it before. So have I."
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"Hey, question:"
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"If you had to spend the night in the Met"
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"And, let's sell some paper. All right."
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"Yes. Well, we can..."
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"Hey, you know what? Can I call you back? I'll call you right back."
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"Yes, I promise."
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"Hello. Can I help you?"
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"You wanna bring it over..."
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"My name's Michael. What's your name? Sasha."
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"Nice to meet you."
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"Like I'm the conductor."
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"All aboard for sales!"
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"Really? 'Cause she's pretty strong, Dwight."
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"That's your name?"
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"Schrute."
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"Are you Mother Goose?"
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"I drink like a hundred iced macchiatos a day and practically nothing else."
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"There's a really cool coffee place, Jitterz, at the Steamtown Mall."
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"You ever been there? No."
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"Come on."
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"Do you have an e-mail address?"
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"I may be wrong, but I just thought you should know."
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"I think something a little fishy is going on."
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"A little fishy? Yeah."
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"I mean, I've been noticing them all day, and I just think..."
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"I don't wanna see you sniffing around her anymore this afternoon."
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"Boy, have you lost your mind? No."
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"'Cause I'll help you find it. What you looking for?"
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"Ain't nobody gonna help you out there."
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"Jesus can come through that door"
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"and he's not gonna help you"
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"if you don't stop sniffing after my child. Okay."
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"Stanley yelled at me today."
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"about the beheaded Anne Boleyn."
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"A book my grom-mutter used to read me when I was a kid."
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"The great tall tailor always comes"
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"to little girls that suck their thumbs."
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"And ere they dream what he's about,"
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"he takes his great sharp scissors out"
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"Dwight, Dwight... There's a photo."
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"What the hell are you reading to them?"
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"My grom-mutter used to read them..."
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"They... No. The kids don't wanna hear some weirdo book"
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"that your Nazi war criminal grandmother gave you."
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"What's a Nazi? What's a Nazi?"
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"Nazi was a fascist movement... Don't..."
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"in front of... You know what? They're gonna have nightmares."
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"Bye, Mr. Poop. All right. There goes Mr. Poop."
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"Now, who likes Dane Cook?"
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"I do! I do!"
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"And out of the mouths of babes,"
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"Michael Scott is freaking cool."
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"You know, I never misbehaved in front of my father"
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"I can only hope my mate has some of those same qualities."
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"This is where the magic happens. Right over here."
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"Let me show you this."
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"This is where paper comes from. Any questions?"
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"So, you cut the paper and dye it and stuff?"
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"Yes, it is. Well... No."
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"You need someone in the middle to facilitate..."
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"You're just a middleman. I'm not just a middleman."
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"And they're kind of running us out of business."
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"We have better service than they do."
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"There's Creed! Let's take a look"
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"at what he's doing, everybody."
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"And he is in charge of something."
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"Right? That is correct."
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"Have you ever seen a foot with four toes?"
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"What are you doing? Stop it! Stop it! Just... No, no, no, no, no!"
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"Would you cut it out?"
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"What is your problem? The hair covers it up mostly."
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"No, no, no, we're not gonna see the four-toed Creed, okay?"
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"No way! It's true. I did."
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"That doesn't sound like a show. It's true."
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"Ryan! Can you come here a second?"
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"And if she is at the pool,"
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"the back kitchen window should be unlocked."
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"I want you to go down to the basement. In the basement is a tape"
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"labeled Fundle Bundle."
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"I want you to grab it. I want you to get my guitar."
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"Right. Okay. I want you to get a tambourine."
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"I'm already getting the pizzas from Brunetti's, so..."
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"You know, I can go with him. No!"
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"I will go. Okay. Thank you, Ryan."
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"Good attitude. Hottest in the office."
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"you give them pizza, you give them candy,"
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"you let them live their lives. They're adults, for God's sake."
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"I am going to give you a little blast from the past"
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"Fundle, are you ready"
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"Let's have some fun!"
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"Okay, you can fast-forward."
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"And I want you... Is that a real,"
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"functioning windmill? Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop."
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"Is that Chet Montgomery? I don't know."
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"That is! He's the meteorologist from channel 5."
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"Checking in with Chet. Doppler 7."
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"And he is on TV now!"
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"Would everybody please shut up? Please. So you don't miss it."
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"So, what's your name? Oh, that's me! That's me!"
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"What's your favorite subject in school?"
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"Recess."
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"So, tell me, what do you wanna be when you grow up?"
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"I wanna be married and have a 100 kids so I can have 100 friends,"
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"and no one can say no to being my friend."
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"Hi, everyone. It's one of my favorite... I could have sworn there was..."
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"Did you get married? No."
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"Why not? It just never happened."
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"So, do you have any kids? Nope."
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"Was Chet Montgomery cool back then? Yes."
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"Even I have a girlfriend. Okay. All right. Okay."
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