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Clips from Family Guy - Peter Problems (S12E12)

"All right, Stewie, I'm gonna change your diaper now."
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"Which, unfortunately, means I have to touch your privates."
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"All right, so here I come with the cloth."
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"Okay? This is not sexual."
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"All right, I've made contact with your undercarriage."
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"I am moving it upwards with a cupped hand."
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"I'm looking you in the eye now."
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"Please meet my gaze."
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"And we're done."
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"That was intense."
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"All right, kids, you are really gonna love"
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"these Cornish game hens I cooked for dinner."
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"Now, I don't want to pat myself on the back,"
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"but I worked all day getting 'em just right..."
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"Holy crap!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Then that means..."
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"And that also means..."
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"You know what, Peter?"
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"You tried hard, and you still earned that wine."
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"I'm home."
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"Wow, Peter, the house looks amazing."
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"Yeah, well, let's take off our shoes"
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"and try to keep it that way, huh?"
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"No, really, Peter, it seems like you've really"
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"taken to being a househusband."
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"Well, it hasn't been easy."
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"Between doing the laundry and vacuuming,"
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"I barely had time to put on a nice sweater"
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"and clasp a cup of tea with two hands."
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"Ah."
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"And now to tie this sweater around my waist"
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"and walk around the neighborhood."
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"Well, what do you say I reward you"
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"for all your hard work?"
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"Geez, Lois, is that all you think about?"
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"I'm tired."
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"Come on, Peter."
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"I need this release."
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"I had a long day at work."
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"Oh, work."
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"I suppose work is why you missed"
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"Chris's father-son picnic."
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"Peter, you're still Chris's father."
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"Why can't you just listen"
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"instead of trying to fix everything?!"
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"Get in here, Peter."
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"Don't you want to have sex?"
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"I don't think we've done it since I started working."
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"Yeah, I guess you're right."
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"Come on, where's my big, strong man?"
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"Putting on one of your dress shirts to look sexy."
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"Mmm."
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"I want to do it on top of the comforter."
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"I don't care if we make streaks."
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"Well, of course you don't,"
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"you're not the one who cleans it."
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"Peter, just shut up and take me!"
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"Peter, get up! Get up!"
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"There's a caterpillar in the bed!"
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"Oh, that's, uh... that's me."
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"What?"
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"How do I put this delicately?"
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"My hog cannot partake in the slop this evening."
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"Peter, are you having trouble getting... ready?"
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"Yes, obviously, I'm having trouble!"
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"Well, somebody's gonna have sex with me."
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"Lois, don't say that."
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"Quagmire will show up like the Road Runner."
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"It's okay, your vagina's just a painted-on hole."
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"Oh, Peter, you're up."
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"That's not what I heard."
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"Hey, Peter, you want a little something"
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"to put in that orange juice?"
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"What? Why? It's 9:00 a.m."
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"Well, I figured you'd"
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"like to start your day with a stiff one."
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"You can't get a boner!"
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"You're a failure as a man and a father."
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"Peter, it's nothing to get upset about."
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"There's treatments available."
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"We'll go see Dr. Hartman."
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"I don't want to do that; I'm embarrassed."
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"This shouldn't embarrass you."
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"The size should embarrass you."
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"How about now? Is this doing anything for you?"
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"No."
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"Hmm. Well, what if I show you my tattoo?"
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"Nothing. Well, you got a dead rat"
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"in your pants, mister."
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"There's got to be something you can do,"
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"Dr. Hartman."
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"Have you tried getting a divorce?"
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"I've never seen this problem in a single man."
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"Doctor, what about Viagra or Cialis?"
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"What about them?"
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"Well, if Peter could try them,"
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"they might help with his problem."
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"Those are for man troubles?"
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"I've been prescribing them as antidepressants."
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"Everything's just getting harder and harder."
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"Hey, you guys want another round?"
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"Oh, I don't know, Peter, it's getting kind of late."
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"Yeah, I got to get going."
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"It takes me three hours to get ready for bed."
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"Oh, please don't make me go home"
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"and disappoint my wife yet again!"
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"What are you talking about, Peter?"
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"You know how earlier tonight we all said we had erections?"
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"I lied."
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"So did I."
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"Dr. Hartman says I'm impotent."
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"Oh, you don't have to take that from him."
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"You know, Dr. Hartman once told me I had gonorrhea."
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"So I hit him in the head with a bat."
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"I give gonorrhea, I don't get gonorrhea. Okay?"
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"It's terrible, guys."
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"I tried the pills he gave me, but even they didn't work."
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"Well, look at it this way, Peter:"
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"without sex, you'll have more time"
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