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Clips from Family Guy - Peter Problems (S12E12)

"to do the things you've always wanted to do."
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"For me, it was learning to play the trombone."
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"Why the hell would you want to play the trombone?"
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"For moments like this."
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"Peter can't get an erection."
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"Peter, I am gonna help you beat impotence."
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"We can do this together."
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"Thanks, Quagmire, 'cause this sucks."
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"I think even the people"
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"at the office supply store can tell."
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"Um, excuse me, where do you keep"
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"your three-ring binders?"
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"Those are on aisle..."
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"Hold on a sec."
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"We're all out of binders."
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"All right, Peter, now, when it comes to curing impotence,"
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"sometimes you have to get creative."
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"So, we're gonna try the Boston Method."
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"What's that?"
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"Well, basically, some dirtbag from Boston yells at your junk"
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"to scare it into working again."
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"So you got a stupid penis, huh?"
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"I-I guess so."
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"You hear me in there, dum-dum? Let's look alive."
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"Listen, I could be nice about this or I could get my brother."
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"And he did some serious time"
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"for throwing a turkey off a bridge into a car."
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"It's-it's not working."
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"All right, well, I got to go."
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"There's a ripped screen door that needs slamming."
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"How could a town with so many great colleges"
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"produce nothing but dopes?"
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"You sure this is gonna work, Quagmire?"
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"Of course. This isn't the first time"
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"I've rigged up a sex puppet."
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"I now have full control over your genitals."
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"Are you sure?"
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"Yeah, check it out."
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"It looks like an unmanned fire hose."
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"Stop smiling, this is serious."
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"You got to have your sex face."
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"Okay, okay, my sex face is a ton of underbite."
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"Okay."
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"Lois, I'm ready."
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"Oh, Peter."
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"How about this?"
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"Damn it, Peter, I'll set the pace, you idiot."
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"All right, now to let some line out."
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"Let her dance with it a little."
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"Oh, come on, Peter, get out of my water glass."
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"I need to take a pill later."
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"Oh, sorry, I guess I need to be a little more to the left."
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"A little more to the left!"
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"Come on, Quagmire, you were a Navy pilot for six years."
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"Land this thing."
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"Oh, Peter, that's new."
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"Let me try."
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"Eh, tired."
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"Nothing seems to be working, you guys."
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"Is it gonna be like this forever?"
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"Yes. No."
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"Yes."
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"Hold on, Peter. You didn't start having trouble in the bedroom"
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"until you lost your job, right?"
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"Yeah, so?"
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"Well, that explains it."
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"I mean, you've been completely emasculated"
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"because you're no longer the breadwinner."
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"What are you getting at, Quagmire?"
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"There's only one thing"
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"that's gonna restore your masculinity."
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"We got to get you your old job back."
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"It was a mistake for me to ever take that promotion."
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"Wait a minute."
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"It was a mistake giving you a promotion."
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"Quagmire."
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"I'm not following you."
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"So, by promoting an incompetent man,"
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"you were at fault."
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"Nice try, but I'm not the one"
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"who drove a forklift into a conference room"
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"and sent two people to the hospital."
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"Come on, since this man lost his job,"
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"he can't pleasure his wife."
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"Is that true?"
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"I-I have what the kids call maje wien probs."
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"Angela, I really need my job back."
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"And I could stand here and give you a big speech"
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"about second chances and promise to work harder than ever before."
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"And I could remind you that one day you might be in my shoes"
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"and maybe you'll need a second chance."
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"But I'm not gonna do that."
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"I'm gonna cash in this coupon you gave me"
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"last Valentine's Day."
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"One Redo For Being Fired For Gross Negligence."
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"And One Hug."
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"The hug one is expired, Griffin."
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"This one's for free."
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"Welcome back, Griffin."
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"Aw."
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"Who's that?"
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"Oh, I hired a studio audience to do your old job."
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"You guys are fired."
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"Aw."
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"Peter, I can't help you shake DVDs"
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"out of the Redbox again."
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"I got in trouble last time."
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"Now, go away, I'm working."
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"You don't have to anymore, because I got my old job back."
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"Peter, I'm so proud of you."
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"And you know what?"
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"Something else is working now, too."
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"Oh, my."
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"Let's go home."
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"No. I am gonna do you right here"
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"on a stack of pita bread."
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"Oh, Peter."
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"Yeah, the bread's all soft and doughy, isn't it?"
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"And the inside of the bag's always wet"
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"because those hairy dummies put it in too hot."
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