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Clips from Family Guy - Peter Problems (S12E12)

"I think you're in the wrong section, Peter."
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"Oh, pardon me."
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"Oh, looks like the Dodgers just cut Peña."
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"Might be something there."
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"Peter, put the paper down."
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"Okay, kids, off to school."
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"Now, I know it's picture day,"
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"but we can't afford them anymore,"
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"so just run behind another kid"
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"when they're getting their picture taken."
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"Peter, we should talk about this job situation."
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"Our savings are getting pretty low."
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"You know, actually, Peter,"
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"there's a lot of job training programs"
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"sponsored by the state"
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"that could help you get the skills you need"
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"for another occupation."
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"You know, Brian, you could get a job."
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"I have a job."
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"I-I'm a writer, Peter. I'm working right now."
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"See this, all of this?"
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"This is the raw material of a picture of life"
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"that I'm gonna paint with words."
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"Yesterday, it took you 30 minutes"
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"to lap up a cold cut off the floor."
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"That's my process!"
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"It's been three weeks"
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"and you haven't had a single job lead."
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"Oh, that's not true."
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"I came really close with that job at the school."
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"So, what makes you want to be a crossing guard?"
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"I don't know, I just thought it would be cool"
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"to decide which kids do and don't get hit by a car."
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"Well, Peter, since you've been having such a tough time,"
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"I was thinking, maybe I should look for a job."
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"Lois, I'll be damned if I will let my wife be a prostitute."
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"What? No, I'll get a regular job."
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"What, like a lawyer?"
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"Peter, there are jobs for women between prostitute and lawyer."
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"Wartime nurse?"
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"We need money."
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"I'm gonna look for a job."
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"I guess you should; and that'll give me more time"
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"to focus on expanding my record collection."
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"How's this one? Oh, Bach."
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"Is very good. I recommend."
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"And this one?"
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"Oh, Mozart."
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"The boy genius."
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"The best."
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"Okay, how about this?"
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"Ooh, Debussy."
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"I love Debussy."
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"Sometimes all I can think about is Debussy."
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"Oh, look at the pianist."
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"The pianist is so good with Debussy."
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"So, you like his early work?"
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"Oh, yes, when Debussy was young,"
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"that's when you want Debussy."
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"Okay, I'll take these two."
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"Very good, sir."
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"Just make sure you finish on the Bach."
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"Never finish on Debussy."
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"Bravo! Bravo!"
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"All right, you can do this."
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"You've shopped here for years."
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"You know this place like the back of your hand."
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"Now, Mrs. Griffin, where did you go to college?"
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"Groceries."
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"Are you available to work weekends?"
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"Groceries."
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"Very impressive."
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"This next one is a trick question."
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"Groceries?"
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"I'm hired."
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"Welcome aboard."
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"Hey, guys, great news."
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"You're looking at the new assistant store manager"
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"of Stop 'N Shop."
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"You got a job at the grocery store?"
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"That's great!"
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"You get to see all the food before it's famous."
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"Well, you know you've made it"
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"when you've got a teenage boss."
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"Lois, that's awesome!"
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"Now I can spend my days at The Clam"
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"like we've always talked about."
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"No, Peter, if I'm gonna be out of the house working,"
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"you're gonna have to take over for me in the house."
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"Wait, wait, what, I-I got to do what you do?"
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"Spending the whole day taking Tylenol PMs"
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"and straddling the bath faucet?"
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"Well, the guy knows what's going on here, I'll give him that."
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"No, I mean, you're gonna need to cook the meals and do laundry"
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"and take care of Stewie, like I've been doing."
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"Are you serious?"
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"Dad's gonna run the house?"
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"Hey, I can do it."
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"I mean, it can't be any harder than that job"
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"I used to have at the bowling alley."
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"Bowlarama."
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"Yes, we're open."
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"Oh, yes, we have a wide selection of balls"
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"that are way too heavy or have too-small finger holes."
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"Uh, no, you will not be able to do anything"
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"with your wrist for seven days afterward."
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"Yes, sir, all of the joysticks in the arcade"
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"are completely covered in pizza grease, no worries there."
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"What's that?"
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"Oh, absolutely, there is always a group of teenagers"
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"throwing the ball real hard and scaring everyone."
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"No, there is no smoking, but we do let you smoke."
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"Yes, it's all terrible, come on down."
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"Why are you doing laundry in the dishwasher?"
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"Oh, I can't use the washing machine;"
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"it's really been acting up lately."
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"What the hell?"
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"What's going on down here?"
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"This is washing machine stuff."
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"Go back upstairs, suck-bag."
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